Nachos cooking a beef Pattie for lunch but needed some salt and sour cream
Honestly feel like I am ahead of schedule
No FNG hell mofo way you are showing up in two weeks gorging sausage and eating like a pig like this. This has to be a gigantic troll job.
You are not supposed to be eating all this crap remember? Your soon to be wife is already pissed off at the bloating and gas attacks.
Wake the FNG heck up already!