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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7950 on: May 05, 2023, 05:04:15 AM »
Cliff's notes



Idiot arrogantly knows better than everyone else and dies young.

The end.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7951 on: May 05, 2023, 05:22:31 AM »

This is how you know Hankins is so insecure and craves validation and sympathy. He is on a Facebook crohns group posting how sick he is. Conveniently, leaving out the fact he is shovelling fast food, and processed food down his gullet multiple times a day.

 And leaving out the fact he abuses painkillers FTTP and on diuretics,

but he’s in a Facebook group whining about his symptoms  looking for people to encourage him, I can guarantee you he has posted a picture of himself and other chrons  “suffer” are giving him compliments and saying oh you are battling this disease keep it up

They will kick him out of there soon too if he survives. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7952 on: May 05, 2023, 05:25:24 AM »
At least a dozen different people here told him to stop eating garbage, take his medicines, stop it with the high dose "peptides" and whatever else he was doing, and listen to his doctors or to go see different doctors. Instead he argued with people about his "nutrition cocoon."

This is going back for two years. His bloodwork was very messed up even two or three years ago. So it wasn't something that "comes at you fast" and this was largely self inflicted.

Literally from a month back when I told him to take one of his meds, consider having an artificial valve fitted for his "missing" esophageal sphincter and to stop being a pig.

I know it is called an esophageal sphincter and again I do not have one for fuck sake you went with a parent I have been going to dr for stomach issues for 25 ducking years I am well aware of my situation and don’t need getbigs unsolicited advice on it.

You bitches just sit back and watch I got this

His solution was to ignore his condition and tough it out

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7953 on: May 05, 2023, 05:43:02 AM »
Arrogance and stupidity is a very stinky combo

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7954 on: May 05, 2023, 05:52:15 AM »
Arrogance and stupidity is a very stinky combo


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7955 on: May 05, 2023, 07:45:03 AM »
Literally from a month back when I told him to take one of his meds, consider having an artificial valve fitted for his "missing" esophageal sphincter and to stop being a pig.

His solution was to ignore his condition and tough it out

Look at my tag line for Cripes sake, we've been telling him forever

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7956 on: May 05, 2023, 09:59:07 AM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7957 on: May 05, 2023, 10:33:11 AM »

No such luck, shit head has turned up again

Gmail sent Josh  ;)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7958 on: May 05, 2023, 10:43:50 AM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7959 on: May 05, 2023, 11:00:15 AM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

We are just here for the entertainment. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7960 on: May 05, 2023, 12:45:48 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

We were giddy with optimism as to the nature of your demise.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7961 on: May 05, 2023, 12:51:13 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

Wouldn't be your first APB
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7962 on: May 05, 2023, 01:11:02 PM »
Wouldn't be your first APB

Ooooo Taffin with the leg spear!



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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7963 on: May 05, 2023, 01:20:03 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

HEY ASSHOLE HOW'S YOUR ASSHOLE?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7964 on: May 05, 2023, 01:25:15 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7965 on: May 05, 2023, 02:58:10 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess
Just looking for confirmation of the inevitable.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7966 on: May 05, 2023, 03:16:29 PM »
I didn’t realize not posting for a day or two would start an APB thanks for caring I guess

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7967 on: May 05, 2023, 05:13:53 PM »
What the fuck. All my prayers have gone unanswered. Brian isn't dead. Thanks a lot God

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7968 on: May 05, 2023, 05:16:03 PM »
Literally from a month back when I told him to take one of his meds, consider having an artificial valve fitted for his "missing" esophageal sphincter and to stop being a pig.

His solution was to ignore his condition and tough it out
He didn't need to listen to the doctors and take his medx remember? Then he would drop below 200lbs. Oops

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7969 on: May 05, 2023, 05:43:52 PM »
He didn't need to listen to the doctors and take his medx remember? Then he would drop below 200lbs. Oops

I wonder if Brian’s tombstone is going to read haters are going to hate.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7970 on: May 05, 2023, 09:49:46 PM »
It seems like you could enter this thread at any point, enter one phrase - “Dumbass” and move on, not feeling like you have missed much.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7971 on: May 05, 2023, 10:09:01 PM »
Right now anything can happen regarding how all this ends.  We could hear nothing ever again, we could hear horrible news about serious health problems discovered, he could limp in here with some BS lies and excuses, he could post an arm shot like nothing happened, anything (except apologies).

We're on a narrative razor's edge.

Return pretty anti-climactic so far, kind of a combo of #3 and #4.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7972 on: May 06, 2023, 05:16:57 AM »
I wonder if Brian’s tombstone is going to read haters are going to hate.

That time Brian was asked what he wanted on his tombstone…


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7973 on: May 06, 2023, 05:23:32 AM »
Ooooo Taffin with the leg spear!



That's a bullshit accusation and you're an idiot for making it.  I could take on you and 2 other GetBiggers with my arms tied behind my back.  Next time you see your supervisor, "ask him when the last time he saw his d1ck was"

Turn your music down dude  >:(
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7974 on: May 06, 2023, 05:26:54 AM »
I wonder if Brian’s tombstone is going to read haters are going to hate.