Yes, I remember. I just read the first ten pages of his profile again for a laugh and, lord help me, I feel violated. Prime, forgive me for the quote mining, but it is funny: "Personally, I am not into dildos or anal sex other than a good rimming every now and again. How talented are you with your tongue? LOL""Personally, I think it is possible for anyone to have a gay experience given the right circumstances. Most men are very sexually motivated. If they are horny enough they'll get it on with anyone who is handy, man or woman.""In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them.""I gladly show some skin and I could easily enjoy being a filty whore. Unfortunately, there's not much money to be made doing this when one is my age. I'd be somebody's "grand-daddy" as opposed to being just a "daddy-bear" to some. I am sixty-six years old.""I like to run naked and barefoot, which is why I have a home treadmill as it is generally frowned on when one runs down the street stark naked.""Living the motto that if it feels good do it, I've tried a lot of kinky things over the years, but not that. Being an old dude, there might come a time when I'll need a strap-on because I could get "lucky" then not be able to get the other one up! LOL. So far so good though.""If you are straight you fuck a woman. You fuck her where she's designed to be fucked. If your bent, you fuck whatever hole you can stuff it into. Guys fuck guys in the ass because guys don't have an official pussy. folks get bored and try different strokes. No matter, it all gets you off when all is said an done and that's the point actually. It's all about busting a nut. Too much focus is on whether you bust it gay or straight...vagina, asshole or mouth....man or woman....it's all good if you like it."
One good thing that’s come of this is that it’s really shown me just how fortunate I am to have the incredible pops that I have and just how lucky I am that he’s nothing like that scumbag.
“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘Phantom Spunker’ as someone who…..”Lmao!!!
Classic meltdown, lol. Gonna have to change my screen name now that Prime has torn me apart. What fucking dictionary was this guy reading? "spunkera milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster."
Here you go. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spunker
Interesting, thanks. I'd hate for you to think that I'm 'a worthless piece of shit with no life and nothing better to do' for simply quoting your own words alone, so I thought you'd appreciate having your own definition added:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Primemuscle
LOL!
Dude - I’m POSITIVE they are all as trashy as him. You can’t be a grown ass adult and live at home WITH your grown ass kids and pedo father and NOT be fckd up. I just hope there aren’t any young boys living with him
LOL! What a clever idea you came up with to create an Urban Dictionary definition where none previously existed. The only difference is the definition of Phantom Spunker was already published and the definition you authored was not. However, I appreciate the thought an effort you put into this reply and all the attention you are giving me lately.
.Prime retreat!
WHAT? This is a beautiful family sharing their lives together! Why would you think otherwise?
LOLhttps://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=17898274
Oh I don’t know - I mean the soggy old creep who owns the house is a wife hating pedo - but I guess you could be right 🤮😆
Primecreepshow keeps them gagged and hogtied in his basement.
Can you imagine the disgusting shit that goes on in that house? I would imagine his grandkids are just as sick as him. I wonder if he has stopped showering with them yet? Like he said if it feels good put yourself in it or it in you. Can you imagine the shame of hearing your grandfather say something as sick as that? I guess if he’s been practicing that behavior with you since childhood - maybe it becomes normalized??? I can’t imagine how disgusting that place is. Nasty old grandad running (probably walking with a limp) nude on the treadmill - knowing what’s going to happen when his wet sagging body corners you later… 🤮
Just an overall disgusting creature. Horrible spouse to his wife, pedo and lord knows what other atrocities to his kids, basically proof that god does in fact sometimes make mistakes!
