Today there was a dindu slamming the front windows of the gym while yelling profanities and threatening to fight people at 6 in the morning. Much to Lonnie’s delight, he even peeled for us bitches! Cops arrive about 10 minutes later to take him away. I had my .380 in my gym bag, so we could’ve shared a Worldstar moment together.
LOL!
This is how i imagine the interaction being. Also Rambone I want to point out you need to sound like Foghorn Leghorn.
Rambone shows up to the gym ready to work out. As is typical for an early morning workout he is wearing his custom overalls without a shirt. He notices an African American gentleman standing outside the front of his gym. The gentleman is using his hands and arms to “measure” windows. Rambone taps his gun on the window: Hey now boy, that’s enough monkeying around. Don’t bang on those windows no more now.
Random African American Window cleaner, obviously confused: Boy? Who are you calling boy?
RB, while gently polishing his gun: “I’m talking to you now boy. And I said stop now. It’s best you get going.”
AAWC: obviously upset shouts, “did you call me a monkey?
RB: “You’re not listening now boy, are you? I said stop monkeying around and get gone. I don’t want no trouble now.”
AAWC: peels off his shirt and gestures wildly while screaming,” DID YOU CALL ME A FING MONKEY!”
RB: slowly shakes his head in disbelief. “ you’re not a bright one are you boy. You’re out here hooting and hollering while I’m trying to get my work out done. I don’t have time for your games here boy.”
Police arrive and arrest the window cleaner.
