Bhank aims quite high comparing himself to women who have never played golf or some random fat guy he knows.
Maybe you can rent someone from a mental institution to show everyone how much saner you are than them.
Or you can go to a hospital and take pictures with people who are about to die to show how healthy you are.
“Neck bloating can be a symptom of various health conditions, including thyroid issues, lymph node swelling, or infections. It's crucial to consult with a healthcare professional to determine the underlying cause. Potential complications may include difficulty breathing, swallowing, or discomfort. Early diagnosis and appropriate medical attention are important for addressing any health concerns related to neck bloating.”
It seems your neck shrinks down with any other camera angle though so maybe you aren’t sick.