Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday

[ElPolloSalmonello]

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.

Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing

[dj181]

Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.

Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing

i speak american bro

[CalvinH]

Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"

And lets not forget to call everyone chief but spell it cheif and he dont care waht anyone else tinks coz he's tellin the truth.

[joswift]

if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked

[illuminati]

Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).

Did you Fuck her ?

[dj181]

if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked

hahahahaha

here's a hint

does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you

[SF1900]

DJ, do you still live with your mother?

[Hulkotron]

Good luck dj

[joswift]

DJ, do you still fuck with your mother?

[dj181]

Good luck dj

 

havent lived in the joo sa for 20 years now

i have lived by my lonesome for fucking 20 years

just me myslef and i

[Gym Rat]

The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.

Go onnnnn...

[bigbychoices]

   I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru  and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders.  ROFLMAO.

[dj181]

   I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru  and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders.  ROFLMAO.

Nah

Like one of my uncles said

All bb's are uncordinated toads who couldn't throw a correct punch if thier lives depended upon it

Got a feeling oldtimer would like my uncles as they actually played real sports and one of them lettered and started in each of the big 3... Basketball (shooting guard) Baseball (third baseman)and Football (free safety)

[Gym Rat]

Dont pull a Peter Griffin...

i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL

[Dorian Cutler]

Good luck wagie.

[Dalnet]

Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

[Dalnet]

Dont pull a Peter Griffin...

i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL

Looool

[Taffin]

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry

[Deacon Jeschin]

hahahahaha

here's a hint

does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you

For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip.  He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!

[dj181]

May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry

😂😂😂😂

Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!

PROPS!!!!

11/10

[dj181]

For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip.  He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!

😂😂😂

Jesse the body Ventura was the best heel ever

[Lartinos]

Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk

Good luck..

[dj181]

Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk

Good luck..

😀😀😀

Good one!

9.5/10

[Fortress]

“Job Interview”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

What hustle.

Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.

Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.

And yes I include myself.

The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.

Good luck with the gig, man.

[dj181]

“Job Interview”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

What hustle.

Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.

Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.

And yes I include myself.

The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.

Good luck with the gig, man.

So you side with David Icke?

A few do call the shots but they aren't reptilian

That is total horseshit