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2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« on: February 27, 2024, 02:21:18 PM »
Ok I am registered and even booked a Hotel for Sunday night. The goal here is simply to stay healthy. I plan to weigh in at 209lbs Saturday night and compete in classic physique. I then plan to eat and feel good on Sunday for the show. I will also pack some food this time and a chair and a pillow and blanket as they had us on cold cement for hours waiting for our turn last time.

I was 212lbs this am so it is not a big cut. I do not need to do anything drastic between now and then just stay healthy. If I put on weight before then I will just compete in the bodybuilding division instead.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2024, 02:22:48 PM »
keep us updated Brian, we are all behind you.....


Brian, go and get fucked, 15 minutes ago you wanted to shut the site down

OMR get rid of this squeaky cry baby fuckwit

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2024, 02:23:55 PM »
bi polar little pussy.. go fuck yourself

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2024, 02:24:01 PM »
yep, he definitely failed the 405 deadlift

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2024, 02:24:49 PM »
bi polar little pussy.. go fuck yourself
does he really lack self awareness this much?

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2024, 02:26:17 PM »
does he really lack self awareness this much?

hes fuckin retarded.. has to be

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2024, 02:27:14 PM »
Good luck.

Make sure you put some polish on the wheel chair wheels

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2024, 02:28:26 PM »
hes fuckin retarded.. has to be
With Em gone hes lost the fucking plot

Give it a month he will be like Jack Nicholson at the end of "The pledge"

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2024, 02:28:47 PM »
Ok I am registered and even booked a Hotel for Sunday night. The goal here is simply to stay healthy. I plan to weigh in at 209lbs Saturday night. I then plan to eat and feel good on Sunday for the show. I will also pack some food this time and a chair and a pillow and blanket as they had us on cold cement for hours waiting for our turn last time.

I was 212lbs this am so it is not a big cut. I do not need to do anything drastic between now and then just stay healthy.

Hell yeah. Good luck

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2024, 02:28:57 PM »
Ok I am registered and even booked a Hotel for Sunday night. The goal here is simply to stay healthy. I plan to weigh in at 209lbs Saturday night. I then plan to eat and feel good on Sunday for the show. I will also pack some food this time and a chair and a pillow and blanket as they had us on cold cement for hours waiting for our turn last time.

I was 212lbs this am so it is not a big cut. I do not need to do anything drastic between now and then just stay healthy.

Its deja vu all over again



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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2024, 02:29:45 PM »
What are the list of excuses ?

Opening odds: will update as new ones come up every few hours

Needed to drive back for work
Can’t drive at night
Seeing cartoon dogs
Took too much lasik
Manic episode
Bleeding anus
Throwing up bile

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2024, 02:30:52 PM »
Its deja vu all over again
hes on a fucking loop

Its like a pan of milk on the stove , it starts simmering then boils over, he then throws the milk away starts again until it boils over again.

He keeps doing this over and over thinking we never saw any of them boil over

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2024, 02:31:36 PM »
hes on a fucking loop

Its like a pan of milk on the stove , it starts simmering then boils over, he then throws the milk away starts again until it boils over again.

He keeps doing this over and over thinking we never saw any of them boil over

Pretty sure, he popped a Tesla and is high as a kite

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2024, 02:31:46 PM »
What are the list of excuses ?

Opening odds: will update as new ones come up every few hours

Needed to drive back for work
Can’t drive at night
Seeing cartoon dogs
Took too much lasik
Manic episode
Bleeding anus
Throwing up bile

Judges were against him, didnt come and find him in his room.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2024, 02:32:13 PM »
hes on a fucking loop

Its like a pan of milk on the stove , it starts simmering then boils over, he then throws the milk away starts again until it boils over again.

He keeps doing this over and over thinking we never saw any of them boil over

must be on the "good shit" today... unreal

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2024, 02:33:25 PM »
Judges were against him, didnt come and find him in his room.

Oh good one, will update.

Hankins said he will have his son that weekend.

Nice, his son can see what an utter failure his dad is.

This should leave a lasting image as he grows up

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2024, 02:34:35 PM »
Oh good one, will update.

Hankins said he will have his son that weekend.

Nice, his son can see what an utter failure his dad is.

This should leave a lasting image as he grows up

Daddy why cant we stay to the end?
Why have all those other men got a trophy?

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2024, 02:37:16 PM »
Oh good one, will update.

Hankins said he will have his son that weekend.

Nice, his son can see what an utter failure his dad is.

This should leave a lasting image as he grows up

daddy, why are the cops after you?......AGAIN!!!!!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2024, 02:42:42 PM »
daddy, why are the cops after you?......AGAIN!!!!!

Dad, why is Em not moving?

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2024, 02:44:17 PM »
100 pages easily

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2024, 02:44:41 PM »
Dad, why is Em not moving?

legit lmao!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2024, 02:44:50 PM »
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2024, 02:46:00 PM »
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2024, 02:46:26 PM »
What are the list of excuses ?

Opening odds: will update as new ones come up every few hours

Needed to drive back for work
Can’t drive at night
Seeing cartoon dogs
Took too much lasik
Manic episode
Bleeding anus
Throwing up bile

Ran out of FTTP
Ran out of Lasix

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2024, 02:47:08 PM »
Ran out of FTTP
Ran out of Lasix
one thing he will never run out of are excuses...