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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2025, 08:54:54 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 01:37:02 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

Settle down Dougie, it’s time for Mommy to give you your cookies and milk before bed.

Killer……🙄
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2025, 09:25:12 PM »
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2025, 10:57:06 PM »
Quote from: delon on July 12, 2025, 05:19:44 PM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:



(c) Skeletor

Not even started law school and he already has clients!
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2025, 11:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 12, 2025, 09:25:12 PM
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?

its the Doc Blakely he keeps telling us about
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dj181

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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2025, 01:29:08 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 12, 2025, 09:25:12 PM
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?


Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding



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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2025, 01:44:15 AM »
Quote from: delon on July 12, 2025, 05:19:44 PM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:



(c) Skeletor


Hillarious  ;D
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2025, 02:22:43 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 01:29:08 AM
Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding
He now knows you are telling everyone here he was calling all the pros fags back in the day
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2025, 04:25:09 AM »
You!!!!!

You!!!!!!

Yes you!!!!!!

Can't tell a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd wait for this child abusive POS outside and once he was within my presence I'd hit him so hard most likely knock him the fuxk out

Don't believe me? Come.to Moldova and you will very quickly find out😉

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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2025, 04:53:11 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on July 12, 2025, 08:54:54 PM
Settle down Dougie, it’s time for Mommy to give you your cookies and milk before bed.

Killer……🙄
Is this photoshopped to look his skull look smaller? If not, it explains a lot.
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2025, 11:37:37 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on July 12, 2025, 08:54:54 PM
Settle down Dougie, it’s time for Mommy to give you your cookies and milk before bed.

Killer……🙄

Looks like somebody did to DJ what Hankins always claimed to have done with his pillow hands: "caved in his skull".  Seriously, looks dented, which explains things.
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2025, 02:21:27 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 01:37:02 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you


Fuck off you pathetic Scrawny Little Mothers boy - You couldn't fight
your way out of a wet paper bag.

FFS now you're copying Bianca's nonsense - Come to Moldova  ::)
Who in there right mind would go there, Besides you're holed up
in you mum's basement hiding under her skirt. 
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2025, 02:24:50 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on July 13, 2025, 02:21:27 PM

Fuck off you pathetic Scrawny Little Mothers boy - You couldn't fight
your way out of a wet paper bag.

FFS now you're copying Bianca's nonsense - Come to Moldova  ::)
Who in there right mind would go there, Besides you're holed up
in you mum's basement hiding under her skirt.

"gravely" "waivers" hahahah "lawyer"  ahs 4 dollars to his name but has a lawyer
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2025, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 01:37:02 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

hahaha $4 to his fucking name
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dj181

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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2025, 03:08:27 PM »
Quote from: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 02:24:50 PM
"gravely" "waivers" hahahah "lawyer"  ahs 4 dollars to his name but has a lawyer
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

Mom always sends me money on request

Also my Russian psychiatrist is giving me free treatment as I am in a state of hypomania at the moment

Don't really want out of it as I enjoy being in this state

Truth be told many people help me I'm a pretty lucky dude with that
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2025, 04:23:26 PM »
Quote from: delon on July 12, 2025, 05:19:44 PM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:



(c) Skeletor

Man that's great stuff.  Has Skeletor returned since "the snap"?  He is a top tier poster in spite of the fact that he is The Evil Lord of Destruction.
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2025, 04:25:37 PM »
WTF  ???
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2025, 04:28:52 PM »
If Hankins and dj fought I would legit put money on Hankins.  Hanky would win his first fight ever.
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CalorieKing

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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2025, 04:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 13, 2025, 04:28:52 PM
If Hankins and dj fought I would legit put money on Hankins.  Hanky would win his first fight ever.

hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2025, 04:48:15 PM »
Quote from: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 04:42:12 PM
hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds

Hanky would ragdoll the little shit
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dj181

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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2025, 04:57:55 PM »
Quote from: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 04:42:12 PM
hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds

Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2025, 05:30:11 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 04:57:55 PM
Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉

simple,...hit the heavy bag on video like myself and Ro did
prove it you anorexic midget
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2025, 05:51:17 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 13, 2025, 04:23:26 PM
Man that's great stuff.  Has Skeletor returned since "the snap"?  He is a top tier poster in spite of the fact that he is The Evil Lord of Destruction.

Crediting was important as I don't want MyBaldLawyer coming after me for copyright infringement

Had a look and he has a post-apocalypse post but quiet since then, hopefully just on a business trip to Dubai, Moldova

Looking forward to the dj heavy bag video


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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2025, 05:54:40 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 01:29:08 AM
Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding

Did he groom you into the dick shelving stud that you are now?
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2025, 08:09:28 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 04:57:55 PM
Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉

What part of you Polish "coach" did you polish?
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Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2025, 09:49:42 PM »
people are saying bianca would ragdoll deej. I think we are all failing to see the bigger picture. Even if they did meet up (unlikely) if anything came of it, my money would be on the idea that they'd end up fucking.They're both definitely NOT GAY, but we know dj has posted about liking fucking 'women' in the dirt box, and we know bianca used to pay men to cornhole him, so no doubt after a quick negotiation there'd be sweet loving all night long, I mean DJ would be paid by bianca to tutor him.
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