Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 72212 times)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2100 on: Today at 07:01:41 AM »
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4 months natural nearly a year since a cycle, what's taking you so long B Wood?

Excellent, for Hankins EZ reference as to depth some stills below.  Cannot imagine the awful smell in that car returning from the snow trip.  Expect the snowboarding accident excuse in 3, 2, 1...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2101 on: Today at 07:02:36 AM »
Bhanky said he would kick the crutches out from under a cripple and he's in the best shape of his life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2102 on: Today at 07:09:13 AM »
Much like Lt. Dan Taylor, Bhanks is an Army hero who has titanium knees just like what they used on the space shuttle before it blew up.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2103 on: Today at 07:37:36 AM »
It’s possible that Methyl Mike is experiencing a reborn version of Bhank.

You never want to underestimate a born again Bhank.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2104 on: Today at 08:26:10 AM »
When is the 405 expected? Christmas right? This should be a fun Christmas morning at the hanky household.

This is what I picture the house looking like and sounding like
The night before - Brian takes 50-100 mg of Anadrol ( week leading up to the loft he’s taking anadrol for his anemia of course, totally normal)

Christmas music playing in the main room

Brian fried  up on amphetamines in the kitchen taken from his maid obviously. French toast to load for the lift.

Screaming and shouting as he gets to the garage. Likely high as a kite from the cocaine.

Gets under the 405- lift it off the rack and realizes oh shit


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2105 on: Today at 08:37:39 AM »
he should do 310 to depth first!

he wont
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