Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Taffin]

This family shit and trying to play the straight laced, squared away citizen was never gonna work. That's Doug, not you.

Time to accept who you really are Hanky. A fucking animal. A brain damaged degenerate. Unredeemable, incorrigible.

Bang sluts day and night. Go on a suicide stack and do a heavyweight show. Get high as a kite and drive 100 miles per hour on school zones.

Go all out. Stop fighting your nature. Accept what you are.

Reads like a high-concept movie pitch from Simpson and Bruckheimer - but who would play the lead?  John Cena with a patchy toupee full of plugs?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Bhanks plays himself, Taffin.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Do we feel bad for the women who fall in love with Brian only to find a psychopath who shouts, manipulates and dominates a few months later?

[Soul Crusher]

Bhank probably got overwhelmed by all the reading required in first few weeks of law school, started raging and screaming about GB in the house. 

[Coach is Back!]

265 page thread seems like an unhealthy obsession 🤷‍♂️

[IroNat]

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Ha ha! Great!