Has his new peptide company (which I’m personally excited about) been discussed here yet?
HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.
One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.
Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.
But that’s the boring stuff.
Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.
Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.
And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.
Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.
This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.
Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.
Welcome to god mode.
Welcome to Hank.
