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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2825 on: December 29, 2025, 02:17:11 PM »
I was sent the forklift photo in a PM by someone who wishes to be anonymous, but he told me I was free to post it. It appears that bhank was sent in mandatory job training.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2826 on: December 29, 2025, 02:46:39 PM »
I was sent the forklift photo in a PM by someone who wishes to be anonymous, but he told me I was free to post it. It appears that bhank was sent in mandatory job training.


Hahaha, are you joking? Has he actually just done a forklift operator's course?

When you absolutely have to move a pallet, call Brian hankins.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2827 on: December 29, 2025, 02:54:11 PM »
Brian made fun of plumbers, but forklift operators are okay if that’s real.

His record makes him the first guy I’d want to drive a forklift.

I bet he could make a good TT selfie video while driving it to show the haters how easy it is.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2828 on: December 29, 2025, 02:59:23 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2829 on: December 29, 2025, 03:01:27 PM »


Lol. When I was in university I did this course. It’s not even a course. It is like a 45 minute or less than training session. It’s literally forward reverse turn left right raise the forks up and down.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2830 on: December 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PM »
Lol. When I was in university I did this course. It’s not even a course. It is like a 45 minute or less than training session. It’s literally forward reverse turn left right raise the forks up and down.

I saw this on tv once and the participants had to drive around cones and shit forwards and backwards within a specific time frame, while moving semi waterfilled tanks with odd center of gravity to make it confusing. A fat kid was crying because he failed the test.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2831 on: December 29, 2025, 03:17:37 PM »
I saw this on tv once and the participants had to drive around cones and shit forwards and backwards within a specific time frame, while moving semi waterfilled tanks with odd center of gravity to make it confusing. A fat kid was crying because he failed the test.

Hahah definitely not, the place I went to 20 some odd years ago

All immigrants and criminals basically

In an empty warehouse- I swear they had like 8-10 classes a day.

Pumping out certificates

If this is legit. Brian  will say he has aced  the exam.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2832 on: December 29, 2025, 03:23:36 PM »
hes finally realised what he has to do to complete a 400lb deadlift

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2833 on: December 29, 2025, 03:30:40 PM »
Hahah definitely not, the place I went to 20 some odd years ago

All immigrants and criminals basically

In an empty warehouse- I swear they had like 8-10 classes a day.

Pumping out certificates

If this is legit. Brian  will say he has aced  the exam.

I'm just saying that maybe you went to a really low bar facility, sounds like money laundring to me.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2834 on: December 29, 2025, 03:39:32 PM »
heres the guy who filled in Brians certificate

;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2835 on: December 29, 2025, 04:08:53 PM »
I'm just saying that maybe you went to a really low bar facility, sounds like money laundring to me.

Perhaps, lol

It’s also forklift driving. You aren’t operating in the ER room. You are literally unloading trailers. There isn’t a standard ,

 which further proves my point regarding Brian.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2836 on: December 29, 2025, 04:11:48 PM »
no chance he stated on his watch. thing that he 'intends to live another 50 years'.

hahahaha
   Brian is in his last decade. It's all catching up to hm.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2837 on: December 29, 2025, 04:17:54 PM »
in the words of paulie walnuts....  AIDS!?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2838 on: December 29, 2025, 05:47:03 PM »
19 inch arms
36 inch gut
Same khaki



What a dink

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2839 on: December 29, 2025, 07:06:15 PM »


Does this mean he is no longer a Chartered Financial Analyst by trade? 

"I am an Apprentice Forklift Driver by trade."

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2840 on: December 29, 2025, 07:50:55 PM »
hes finally realised what he has to do to complete a 400lb deadlift

HAHAHAHA YES

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2841 on: December 30, 2025, 06:54:46 AM »
I think I know what he is thinking.

Imagine the giant pieces of French Toast he can handle now..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2842 on: December 30, 2025, 07:28:32 AM »
Getbig says i have a fuckin GUT!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2843 on: December 30, 2025, 07:33:05 AM »
Getbig says i have a fuckin GUT!


He is one of those guys who deludes himself into thinking he is lean just because he has "visible abs". There was a very great youtube video about this psychological phenomenon, let me try to dig it up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2844 on: December 30, 2025, 07:42:00 AM »
found it, this video is pretty good, someone should make a similar video about brian


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2845 on: December 30, 2025, 07:42:40 AM »
He is one of those guys who deludes himself into thinking he is lean just because he has "visible abs". There was a very great youtube video about this psychological phenomenon, let me try to dig it up.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2846 on: December 30, 2025, 07:43:29 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2847 on: December 30, 2025, 07:50:34 AM »
Hello Brian :)

are you consciously trying to be annoying or do you have a mental condition?

you must know that its pissing everyone off with endless posts and bumping old threads,?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2848 on: December 30, 2025, 07:56:16 AM »
This was from a pm from Josh - CHALLENGING  - Bhank to a contest


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2849 on: December 30, 2025, 07:58:48 AM »
This was from a pm from Josh - CHALLENGING  - Bhank to a contest


Josh is in great shape !!