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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2900 on: January 02, 2026, 06:32:29 AM »
Did he do the squat or whatever he promised on Christmas day?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2901 on: January 02, 2026, 06:56:19 AM »
Did he do the squat or whatever he promised on Christmas day?

yes and no lol.... there was vid somewhere here

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2902 on: January 02, 2026, 07:00:25 AM »
Straps for a 405 deadlift  ::)

Careful your wrists don't snap hanky

What an idiot.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2903 on: January 02, 2026, 07:17:47 AM »
why did he show half the bar?

When is this from, years ago?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2904 on: January 02, 2026, 07:30:03 AM »
This did not look too easy for him. 


I did 405 in college at age 19 - like a lot of guys in my gym. Hankins is living some sort of middle-aged fantasy. He must have been fondled by his dad at an early age.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2905 on: January 02, 2026, 10:19:36 AM »
I did 405 in college at age 19 - like a lot of guys in my gym. Hankins is living some sort of middle-aged fantasy. He must have been fondled by his dad at an early age.

He wasn't fondled by Dad and as a result, constantly seeks approval.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2906 on: January 02, 2026, 12:06:02 PM »
why did he show half the bar?
  So we wouldn't see the guy beside him lifting as well. Probably Spaulding.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2907 on: January 02, 2026, 12:46:08 PM »
  So we wouldn't see the guy beside him lifting as well. Probably Spaulding.

I dont think Spalding is in contact with him anymore

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2908 on: January 02, 2026, 12:49:59 PM »
I dont think Spalding is in contact with him anymore

We normally call that a lovers' quarrel. An ocean in-between typically does that to even the strongest of relationships

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2909 on: January 02, 2026, 01:31:00 PM »
Insufferable, egotistical guy. 

As I said before, I used to wonder who would win the biggest turd award of Getbig for all-time between him, pedo Adam Abeles as True Adonis, eternal troll fatbody Dave Mirza aka several handles, and that jackass who claimed he could easily kill a Doberman. 

Naw...Wankins probably takes the cake. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2910 on: January 02, 2026, 03:27:26 PM »
This did not look too easy for him. 


Is there more context behind this rerun from a year ago?

I feel the disappointment that I felt back in the 90s when you'd get done by a sitcom clips show episode.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2911 on: January 02, 2026, 03:28:35 PM »
Is there more context behind this rerun from a year ago?

I feel the disappointment that I felt back in the 90s when you'd get done by a sitcom clips show episode.

he only had 2 plates on the other end

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2912 on: January 02, 2026, 05:26:38 PM »
He can't lock it out, hence the weird zoomed-in obscuring view.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2913 on: January 02, 2026, 05:35:23 PM »
Is there more context behind this rerun from a year ago?

I feel the disappointment that I felt back in the 90s when you'd get done by a sitcom clips show episode.

Hahaha, clip shows were the worst.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2914 on: January 03, 2026, 03:46:05 AM »
the cheers cast reunion shows.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2915 on: January 03, 2026, 04:30:28 AM »
405 easy? Looks like he was killing himself.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2916 on: January 03, 2026, 06:46:17 AM »
skateboarding shoes couple sizes too big.... feet must swell up later in the day

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2917 on: January 03, 2026, 08:15:49 AM »
bhanks:

- deleted his facebook account. Reasons unknown.
- appears to have taken a forklift driver certificate recently.
- is arguing with people on reddit who call his watch collection shit
- uploads youtube videos and deletes them like a coward
- har applied to several new law schools

Thanks FF - appreciated - Happy New Year


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2918 on: January 03, 2026, 10:03:22 AM »
I dont think Spalding is in contact with him anymore

Spaulding talks to the wife, but not to Brian. It's interesting.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2919 on: January 03, 2026, 10:08:21 AM »
skateboarding shoes couple sizes too big.... feet must swell up later in the day

Must resist obvious cankles joke opportunity.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2920 on: January 04, 2026, 10:50:10 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2921 on: January 04, 2026, 11:14:45 AM »


He’s not really pulling this picture off. Looks like someone’s smelly dad that lost a bet.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2922 on: January 04, 2026, 11:29:04 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2923 on: January 04, 2026, 01:05:48 PM »
He’s not really pulling this picture off. Looks like someone’s smelly dad that lost a bet.

LMAO... is that the real womans body?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2924 on: January 04, 2026, 01:52:16 PM »
He just deleted his account after the piss-taking got too much for him, haha.

I'll give him credit for being able to generate massive uproar wherever he goes; he really is a freak of nature. It turned into a so-called mega thread and he had half of Reddit calling him a twat for wasting so much money on a box of shit.

They read him like a book  ;D. Could you imagine him at a function? Butting in to a polite conversation between enthusiasts to argue that his 'special edition' Lucky Harvey snake watch from China is actually a cooler and more logical purchase than a Rolex, hahaha.