Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[LurkerNoMore]

I think he should be unbanded.

Only on certain days.   Like each Monday of the week.  Give him something to look forward to the other six days.

[Humble Narcissist]

Only on certain days.   Like each Monday of the week.  Give him something to look forward to the other six days.

Why was he banned?

[38 returns]

20 years after his death you fucks will be here, still, talking about him and your favorite conspiracy theory proving he's alive and living in Israel or some shit.

brians boyfriend is in again

[IroNat]

20 years after his death you fucks will be here, still, talking about him and your favorite conspiracy theory proving he's alive and living in Israel or some shit.

Bhanky the Man, the Myth, the Legend.

Did he really exist?

Does it matter if he did or did not?

It is his teachings that are important...that guide our lives.

[Dave D]

Ah there's life in the thread again.

That's remarkably interesting that Brian, of all people would argue that maybe not every single pedophile needs to die.  He isn't particularly a champion of the people, is Brian.  Bit suspicious.  Does he have skin in the game, I wonder.

That being said, Brian telling you that your kid is good looking doesn't sound like Brian being a pedo to me - that smacks of a classic hackneyed attempt to approximate being human.  Plenty of people tell parents that their kids are attractive.  It's a very common way to blow smoke up someones arse/ass.  Brian is very big on simulating human behaviour - he just tends to be so easy to push off script, as you've seen with the further comments about your daughter.  Sadly, I think getbig might be somewhat at fault here - some of the loons on here have gone a shade too far saying shit about Brian's kid/wife and thus, have normalised doing that shit to other people for Brian, who has of course expanded on this and taken it further in his hopes to get under your skin.

The only flaw in your theory is that Heck didn’t know about Getbig and when Hankins made his comments. Hankins doesn’t know how normal people act. That’s why all of his interactions, even online, come across as awkward/weird.

[wes]

Bhanky the Man, the Myth, the Legend.

Did he really exist?

Does it matter if he did or did not?

It is his teachings that are important...that guide our lives.

[BB]

Ah there's life in the thread again.

That's remarkably interesting that Brian, of all people would argue that maybe not every single pedophile needs to die.  He isn't particularly a champion of the people, is Brian.  Bit suspicious.  Does he have skin in the game, I wonder.

That being said, Brian telling you that your kid is good looking doesn't sound like Brian being a pedo to me - that smacks of a classic hackneyed attempt to approximate being human.  Plenty of people tell parents that their kids are attractive.  It's a very common way to blow smoke up someones arse/ass.  Brian is very big on simulating human behaviour - he just tends to be so easy to push off script, as you've seen with the further comments about your daughter.  Sadly, I think getbig might be somewhat at fault here - some of the loons on here have gone a shade too far saying shit about Brian's kid/wife and thus, have normalised doing that shit to other people for Brian, who has of course expanded on this and taken it further in his hopes to get under your skin.

The only flaw in your theory is that Heck didn’t know about Getbig and when Hankins made his comments. Hankins doesn’t know how normal people act. That’s why all of his interactions, even online, come across as awkward/weird.

I saw the original interaction, it was typical Brian, the praise, then put down thing he does. It's off putting when you deal with it as an adult, and it was weird see him aim it at a kid and parents of someone he only slightly knows. No social grace in the man.

[BB]

Greatest fighter we've seen -

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[Beefjake]

Bhanky the Man, the Myth, the Legend.
Did he really exist?
Does it matter if he did or did not?
It is his teachings that are important...that guide our lives.

Getbig is like and oasis in the desert.
Getbiggers are children, bigger and smaller.
We are waiting our Captain Walker.

Out of the desert arrives Bhanks, just a raggedy man.

[illuminati]

20 years after his death you fucks will be here, still, talking about him and your favorite conspiracy theory proving he's alive and living in Israel or some shit.

And you'll still be licking his arse & white knighting for him.

[tatoo]

20 years after his death you fucks will be here, still, talking about him and your favorite conspiracy theory proving he's alive and living in Israel or some shit.

hankins is a jew now?

[rocket]

The only flaw in your theory is that Heck didn’t know about Getbig and when Hankins made his comments. Hankins doesn’t know how normal people act. That’s why all of his interactions, even online, come across as awkward/weird.

I'm not sure I follow - I didn't really say anything about Heck, other than being a recipient of one unit of Brian's human emulation program :-)

[IroNat]

Getbig is like and oasis in the desert.
Getbiggers are children, bigger and smaller.
We are waiting our Captain Walker.

Out of the desert arrives Bhanks, just a raggedy man.

[Never1AShow]

Greatest fighter we've seen -

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I really love how this says "Hawkins" such a wonderfully subtle insult to Wood Hankins

[Never1AShow]

Heck, now that you are bona fide you can use the search feature box in the upper right corner.  Please conduct a search for
"Damn you herne!"

[wes]

Heck, now that you are bona fide you can use the search feature box in the upper right corner.  Please conduct a search for
"Damn you herne!"

LOL 

[herne]

LOL 

Damn you herne!   LOL 

[wes]

Coage Cheese Of Peace   

[FitnessFrenzy]

that's a real woman right there! I feel a very pleasant tingle in my balls looking at her.

[Humble Narcissist]

that's a real woman right there! I feel a very pleasant tingle in my balls looking at her.

You may want to test for testicular cancer.

[Grape Ape]

that's a real woman right there! I feel a very pleasant tingle in my balls looking at her.

The bottom of her feets are calcifying from supporting all that fat and cottage cheese all day - calvinh does not approve.

[Taffin]

Coage Cheese Of Peace   

I fucken LOVE Coage Cheese!

[Les Grossman]

The bottom of her feets are calcifying from supporting all that fat and cottage cheese all day - calvinh does not approve.

She’s a fatass who will be 200 lbs overweight within 5 years.

I will stick with tall, thin, athletic women who glide when they walk, not some gear oil smelling fat cow.

[wes]

I fucken LOVE Coage Cheese!

Eat hearty at the party !!!!       

[Hulkotron]

nothing new, just everything from November I think? Fuck its been a while since I applied for an account..

hankins has been in my DMs since i started working out, back in 2024. He saw me lifting my homemade log, and was telling me how strong and thick my wrists were. Honestly thought dude was gay, tons of gay dudes in my dms, figured he was another one...

well, I get shit from people for being fat, even though im naturally strong, and he kinda always had my back.. then he lost his shit on me when i said something about not fucking w/trump because he refused to release the epstein files after he ran on the promise to do it, and I hashtagged #DeadPedophilesDontReoffend and he lost his shit, trying to argue out that not all pedos need to die.... yikes

I let it go, figuring he was having like a bipolar moment or some shit, didnt realize he was a pedophile... until he commented on my posts about how attractive my son was... my 12 year old son....

i call him out on his shit and he goes bat shit crazy. threatens to come to michigan to beat my ass... im 5ft10 and 315lbs... he told me ive never seen athleticism like he has... what a fuckin joke. he told me he would choke me out- those tiny arms wouldnt close around my neck.

hes nothing but a pussy who never has or will be anything more than a woman beater because he cant win a fight against a man, and honestly with how pathetically weak he is, the average woman is almost too much for him and he's going to have to transition to beating children because he might win that fight.

MIGHT

ah, dudes got a hard on for me and comments on my videos on youtube, all he got to say is im obese. Im stronger than anything he will ever hope to accomplish, hes a bitch made man, and barely a man at that.

biggest issue?  when i started calling him a pedo he took it upon himself to go and try to comment on my 15 year old daughters photos telling her she is obese and that hes going to call CPS on me for child abuse for letting her get as fat as she is... who the fuck does that? seriously what the actual fuck? side note- shes been busting her ass, is down a bunch of weight, and is about to win states in powerlifting for her highschool(shes only been training powerlifting about 3 weeks)

hankins can get into a wreck, get pinned, catch fire to 85% of his body, survive so he has to suffer through burn victim recovery, get discharged and hit by a fucking bus leaving the hospital and die on the spot.

someone, i dont know who, totally definitely most likely not me, made a page on facebook called Wood Hankins Beats Women Smaller Than Him, and people he knows are commenting on it and have been linked to this thread.

i genuinely thought that 405 squat attempt was going to kill him... what a shame it didnt.... I have an IFBB Pro friend, Abbey Lopez, who just hit a smooth 405 squat around the same time as him. Hes literally struggling to hit the same weight as women smaller than him. Fucking pussy ass bitch.

Welcome to the board bro!  Your arrival has been eagerly awaited lol