Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 1454726 times)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3650 on: March 16, 2026, 08:02:26 PM »
Lying woman beating piece of shit such a punchable face.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3651 on: March 16, 2026, 08:09:35 PM »
Fat dumb weak bald twat

No need to interject Shizzo into a Brian Wood Healy Hankins, Esquire thread.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3652 on: March 16, 2026, 10:25:36 PM »
No need to interject Shizzo into a Brian Wood Healy Hankins, Esquire thread.

The inscription on that shirt would make a good license plate for Shizzo's house. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3653 on: March 17, 2026, 12:43:42 AM »
Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness

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December 12, 2023:  46 years old
December 12, 2024:  47 years old
December 12, 2025:  48 years old
March 16, 2026:  48 years old

I have his JKK paperwork with his DOB on 12th Dec 1977

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3654 on: March 17, 2026, 01:11:34 AM »
I have his JKK paperwork with his DOB on 12th Dec 1977

Good one, definitive proof

My thinking with the above is that the link to that getbig post in a facebook reply is instant visual proof for the casual observer that it's the same ginormous walrus head tied in with him stating its his birthday and the age

And he can't delete it either as he is still banned  :D

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10133969#msg10133969



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3655 on: March 17, 2026, 03:22:07 AM »
Good one, definitive proof

My thinking with the above is that the link to that getbig post in a facebook reply is instant visual proof for the casual observer that it's the same ginormous walrus head tied in with him stating its his birthday and the age

And he can't delete it either as he is still banned  :D

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10133969#msg10133969

I have to wait a couple days before my posts show up

I will destroy him then  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3656 on: March 17, 2026, 04:10:28 AM »
Saying he’s 50 next year is textbook semhanktics

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3657 on: March 17, 2026, 04:54:46 AM »
Ol' Bubblegut definitely keeps an eye on the board (ref to picture below)

I have a crazy theory....

It was mentioned that Ron has shut down viewing of the board without logging in due to 'malicious attacks'.  However, there are times lately that you can do so without logging in.   Is Ron trolling Brian by every now and then letting him glimpse at the pummeling he is still taking but can't do anything about it?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3658 on: March 17, 2026, 04:57:24 AM »
Don't get me wrong I am very upset they took student loans away but Trump Foreign Policy is the best. Dude is hilarious. I want a house on the beach in Cuba and a ski condo in Greenland when I retire.

Cart before the horse?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3659 on: March 17, 2026, 05:09:17 AM »
Don't get me wrong I am very upset they took student loans away but Trump Foreign Policy is the best. Dude is hilarious. I want a house on the beach in Cuba and a ski condo in Greenland when I retire.

Cart before the horse?

Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him). 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3660 on: March 17, 2026, 05:18:10 AM »
Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him).

The 'cart before the horse' is an idiom.  "He's putting the cart before the horse" refers to someone doing things in the wrong order.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3661 on: March 17, 2026, 05:28:04 AM »
The 'cart before the horse' is an idiom.  "He's putting the cart before the horse" refers to someone doing things in the wrong order.

I am aware of that. I was talking directly to Skunkins who reads the forum. Don't push the horses is another idiom.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3662 on: March 17, 2026, 05:49:48 AM »
I am aware of that. I was talking directly to Skunkins who reads the forum. Don't push the horses is another idiom.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3663 on: March 17, 2026, 06:02:16 AM »
Bhankins needs to bite the bullet and realize that all his cutting corners has made him miss his boat. He needs to call it a day as a lawyer and bodybuilder.

This is all a blessing in disguise though as now he can just stay home and pig out.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3664 on: March 17, 2026, 06:07:48 AM »
Usyk for the win
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And win he did in devastating fashion. Daniel interrupted him while talking about his father after the Fury fight and it angered him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3665 on: March 17, 2026, 06:35:08 AM »
Saying he’s 50 next year is textbook semhanktics

he said 50 this year in a way he had already turned 50

Hes a kunt

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3666 on: March 17, 2026, 06:35:15 AM »






 :-X

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3667 on: March 17, 2026, 06:36:47 AM »
Usyk for the win
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Dont push the horses.. fuck me that is one great comment, dumb Daniel didnt get it obviously..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3668 on: March 17, 2026, 06:54:04 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3669 on: March 17, 2026, 07:49:07 AM »






 :-X

Sloppy clumpy way he spread on the butter and jam is a metaphor for his whole life, odd mug O Gatorade is the finishing touch.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3670 on: March 17, 2026, 08:08:20 AM »
Sloppy clumpy way he spread on the butter and jam is a metaphor for his whole life, odd mug O Gatorade is the finishing touch.

exactly, he just cant do anything properly and cant complete a task

Everything is half arsed

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3671 on: March 17, 2026, 08:40:19 AM »
ive never seen a more lazy fuck in my life.. guarantee this retard cant even wipe his ass properly.. notice the use of cant vs doesnt..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3672 on: March 17, 2026, 08:51:12 AM »
Ah yes bacon butter and toast, those bodybuilding staple foods

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3673 on: March 17, 2026, 08:53:45 AM »
Let's try a thought experiment for a second, you go to doctor and you tell him my heart rate is over 110 resting and blood pressure 140/100

I eat high fat every day and have been on supraphysiological doses of testosterone and other shit for years. 50 next year  :D

What is going on internally?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3674 on: March 17, 2026, 09:38:43 AM »
Hanky Panky is never going to law school.  This is such a monumental fail.