Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1454497 times)

Raymondo · « **Reply #3700 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:07:31 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 18, 2026, 08:02:27 AM

I’ve never seen anybody post there blood pressure on social media in the last 20 years I’ve had Facebook. Very bizarre behavior.

He did it because I wrote on the previous page that he is near death and he got triggered. Just another day proving the haters wrong.

Bri, I know you are reading this as you refresh Getbig hour on the hour. I really hope you live long enough to see your boy become a man, although it looks unlikely.

In your profile pic you look so old and ran through the wringer you could be the boy's grandfather

mops · « **Reply #3701 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:26:55 AM »

Bhank: Tell me, doctor, how much time do I have to live?
Doctor: Ten.
Bhank: Ten? Ten what?
Doctor: Nine.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3702 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:31:49 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 18, 2026, 06:45:08 AM

hahaha poor Brian.. hes turned off comments on all his posts on the over 50s forum in case people find out how old he is.. so really its now Brian just posting pics with zero feedback..

No worries, I will just inform the admin about his bullshit

Make that shit public.....

illuminati · « **Reply #3703 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:37:07 AM »

I bet he gets off on all the attention he gets from Getbig
He no doubt sees it as a win in his Perverted mind.

Raymondo · « **Reply #3704 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:44:56 AM »

Quote from: mops on March 18, 2026, 08:26:55 AM

Bhank: Tell me, doctor, how much time do I have to live?
Doctor: Ten.
Bhank: Ten? Ten what?
Doctor: Nine.

Rambone · « **Reply #3705 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:45:17 AM »

Quote from: mops on March 18, 2026, 08:26:55 AM

Bhank: Tell me, doctor, how much time do I have to live?
Doctor: Ten.
Bhank: Ten? Ten what?
Doctor: Nine.

Hahahah!

joswift · « **Reply #3706 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:52:16 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 18, 2026, 07:23:35 AM

He just posted his BP.

He accidentally didn’t show the part with his HR though.

Even if he really did have 117 BP I’d guess he took something to temporarily lower it.

A diastolic blood pressure of 58 mmHg is generally considered low (hypotension), as the normal, healthy range for the bottom number is 60–80 mmHg. While it may not cause issues for everyone, it can cause dizziness or tiredness. It is often due to dehydration, medications, or aging.

BB · « **Reply #3707 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:54:43 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 18, 2026, 06:45:08 AM

hahaha poor Brian.. hes turned off comments on all his posts on the over 50s forum in case people find out how old he is.. so really its now Brian just posting pics with zero feedback..

No worries, I will just inform the admin about his bullshit

"The aging warrior tries his best to limit the time and place of engagement" - BWHH (Combat Yogi).

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3708 on:** March 18, 2026, 09:48:58 AM »

Quote from: BB on March 18, 2026, 08:54:43 AM

"The aging warrior tries his best to limit the time and place of engagement" - BWHH (Combat Yogi).

This is Hanky

walkerblocker · « **Reply #3709 on:** March 18, 2026, 12:19:49 PM »

hankins page down or is another of my fb accts blocked?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3710 on:** March 18, 2026, 01:17:10 PM »

Quote from: walkerblocker on March 18, 2026, 12:19:49 PM

hankins page down or is another of my fb accts blocked?

Its still up.

Fuck him and his BP monitor.

Hey Brian....here's something for you to do:

4 x 400m runs
rest 1:30 between
2 x 200m runs
rest 1:00 between
4 x 100m runs
rest :30 between

rest 3:00

max effort 400m run

joswift · « **Reply #3711 on:** March 18, 2026, 01:19:35 PM »

for someone who is a Lawyer she can be pretty dumb her "About me" FB page

Looks like something Brian would write

joswift · « **Reply #3712 on:** March 18, 2026, 01:37:53 PM »

Brian is on "Gym Rats" group now... looks like hes abandoned the over 50s forum

Another "walk of shame"

IroNat · « **Reply #3713 on:** March 18, 2026, 01:38:10 PM »

Quote from: illuminati on March 18, 2026, 08:37:07 AM

I bet he gets off on all the attention he gets from Getbig
He no doubt sees it as a win in his Perverted mind.

wes · « **Reply #3714 on:** March 18, 2026, 01:48:48 PM »

Quote from: joswift on March 18, 2026, 01:19:35 PM

for someone who is a Lawyer she can be pretty dumb her "About me" FB page

Looks like something Brian would write

It`s from the movie the Big Lebowski.

BigRo · « **Reply #3715 on:** March 18, 2026, 02:41:10 PM »

Quote from: BB on March 18, 2026, 08:54:43 AM

"The aging warrior tries his best to limit the time and place of engagement" - BWHH (Combat Yogi).

All bark and no bite.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #3716 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 18, 2026, 07:58:42 AM

An "almost 50" year old man with nothing better to do on a Monday.

Fucking lazy layabout workshy bum

Is he now posting squatting videos to Facesbook? Mark Zuckerberg could have never envisioned how important to humanity his invention would be.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3717 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:43:26 PM »

Quote from: mops on March 18, 2026, 08:26:55 AM

Bhank: Tell me, doctor, how much time do I have to live?
Doctor: Ten.
Bhank: Ten? Ten what?
Doctor: Nine.

10/10 cheif!

Lartinos · « **Reply #3718 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on March 18, 2026, 08:27:44 PM

Is he now posting squatting videos to Facesbook? Mark Zuckerberg could have never envisioned how important to humanity his invention would be.

Bhanky is a scientist.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B7jARGf2e/?mibextid=wwXIfr

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3719 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:49:13 PM »

LMFAO @ "and my results speak for themselves"!

Beefjake · « **Reply #3720 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:51:22 PM »

Wow.
I actually didn’t know that there are those mini blenders Bhanks is using!

That must taste awful.

Flexacon · « **Reply #3721 on:** March 18, 2026, 09:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 18, 2026, 08:45:03 PM

Bhanky is a scientist.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B7jARGf2e/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Lol@ Professor Bhanky starting the clip with his thick nerd glasses

His mensa mind is looking for a way to describe the protein powder and he lands on "small molecules". No you dumb mothafucka, they are large complex molecules. The words you are looking for to describe it is fine powder or even a very fine powder

Flexacon · « **Reply #3722 on:** March 18, 2026, 09:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Beefjake on March 18, 2026, 08:51:22 PM

Wow.
I actually didn’t know that there are those mini blenders Bhanks is using!

That must taste awful.

He was using a spoon to stir the mixture in a previous video and I mentioned he held a spoon like a retard and genuinely didn't know how to use it to stir properly.

Hilarious that he went and bought an electric stirrer now.

BB · « **Reply #3723 on:** March 18, 2026, 10:26:11 PM »

Love the glasses. Also the Pyrex, "Is he cooking up some crack or mixing up his favorite protein supp? Watch the video and find out!".

BigRo · « **Reply #3724 on:** March 18, 2026, 11:50:11 PM »

Life is so much more peaceful without Stankins.