Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1454460 times)

delon · « **Reply #3800 on:** March 22, 2026, 06:01:57 AM »

Quote from: wes on March 22, 2026, 05:55:48 AM

tatoo · « **Reply #3801 on:** March 22, 2026, 07:05:35 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 22, 2026, 06:00:06 AM

He’s very proud of those shaky squats.

fuckin pathetic arent they? i wouldnt even squat lol

chaos · « **Reply #3802 on:** March 22, 2026, 08:15:42 AM »

Quote from: delon on March 22, 2026, 05:38:52 AM

Squats in the garage

"4 titanium bolts, all heart. If I can do it you can do it"

He is an inspirational and aspirational figure par excellence

He doesn't know how to squat properly. Hopefully they are mocking him for his shitty form.

robcguns · « **Reply #3803 on:** March 22, 2026, 08:48:21 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 20, 2026, 01:46:23 PM

I saw a dogs ass and it reminded me of Hankins face.

Hahahahaha.

joswift · « **Reply #3804 on:** March 22, 2026, 08:52:38 AM »

Quote from: delon on March 22, 2026, 05:20:00 AM

He has spammed his latest video this morning across on not one but two groups that specifically and unambiguously state in their title (!) as well as group rules that members must be at least 50 years old

* Fit Over 50
* Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness

links please I will ruin the kunt and get him banned

delon · « **Reply #3805 on:** March 22, 2026, 11:38:19 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 22, 2026, 08:52:38 AM

links please I will ruin the kunt and get him banned

On the "Fit Over 50" and "Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness" pages he posted both "8h" ago

A quick scroll should find within seconds. Blue shorts from behind with car in background in the garage

And of course also included those X rays for quite possibly the millionth time in his online life

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3806 on:** March 22, 2026, 11:48:30 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 22, 2026, 08:52:38 AM

links please I will ruin the kunt and get him banned

Over 50 is public : https://www.facebook.com/groups/over50bodybuildingfitness/

joswift · « **Reply #3807 on:** March 22, 2026, 12:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 22, 2026, 11:48:30 AM

Over 50 is public : https://www.facebook.com/groups/over50bodybuildingfitness/

I reported him 3 times on there for him being 48

Once admin read them hes toast

Rambone · « **Reply #3808 on:** March 22, 2026, 04:56:27 PM »

Scrolled 10 posts or so of this over 50 group. The kind of people who are actively posting are a distinct mix of awkward, pathetic and gay

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3809 on:** March 22, 2026, 07:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 22, 2026, 04:56:27 PM

Scrolled 10 posts or so of this over 50 group. The kind of people who are actively posting are a distinct mix of awkward, pathetic and gay

Wait....are you talking about FB or GB?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3810 on:** March 22, 2026, 07:08:45 PM »

Quote from: delon on March 22, 2026, 11:38:19 AM

On the "Fit Over 50" and "Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness" pages he posted both "8h" ago

A quick scroll should find within seconds. Blue shorts from behind with car in background in the garage

And of course also included those X rays for quite possibly the millionth time in his online life

https://www.facebook.com/groups/105151846240308

Hulkotron · « **Reply #3811 on:** March 22, 2026, 07:49:03 PM »

That group is definitely full of old queens.

Rambone · « **Reply #3812 on:** March 23, 2026, 02:36:37 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 22, 2026, 07:07:05 PM

Wait....are you talking about FB or GB?

joswift · « **Reply #3813 on:** March 23, 2026, 06:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 22, 2026, 07:49:03 PM

Thisat group is definitely full of old queens.

fixed

IroNat · « **Reply #3814 on:** March 23, 2026, 07:04:13 AM »

Getbig doubts Bhanky.

IroNat · « **Reply #3815 on:** March 23, 2026, 07:50:42 AM »

Quote from: walkerblocker on March 20, 2026, 02:57:57 PM

Dont ever compare the great Bryce Harper to pencil legs pencil neck woman beater hankins

You mean that's not Bhanky?

Rambone · « **Reply #3816 on:** March 23, 2026, 10:16:24 AM »

“49.9 years old” it’s evident that we all have a little bhanks in all of us.

PS. Looks closer to 59.9

Lartinos · « **Reply #3817 on:** March 23, 2026, 10:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 23, 2026, 10:16:24 AM

“49.9 years old” it’s evident that we all have a little bhanks in all of us.

PS. Looks closer to 59.9

Bhanky’s newest post he said he is 218.

He dwarfs this guy right here.

Full belly I bet Bhanks can get to 225.

BigRo · « **Reply #3818 on:** March 23, 2026, 12:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 23, 2026, 10:43:20 AM

Bhanky’s newest post he said he is 218.

He dwarfs this guy right here.

Full belly I bet Bhanks can get to 225.

When is his belly ever not full the fat fuck? Even gets up during the night for waffles and butter.

joswift · « **Reply #3819 on:** March 23, 2026, 01:17:28 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 23, 2026, 10:43:20 AM

Bhanky’s newest post he said he is 218.

He dwarfs this guy right here.

Full belly I bet Bhanks can get to 225.

hes been 218 forever, hes 209 onstage, he was 232 and looked like humpty dumpty

BigRo · « **Reply #3820 on:** March 23, 2026, 01:26:12 PM »

Quote from: joswift on March 23, 2026, 01:17:28 PM

hes been 218 forever, hes 209 onstage, he was 232 and looked like humpty dumpty

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #3821 on:** March 23, 2026, 01:31:27 PM »

Being unable to take a shit is generally not a sign of good health.

IroNat · « **Reply #3822 on:** March 23, 2026, 02:42:58 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 23, 2026, 01:26:12 PM

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

All true.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #3823 on:** March 23, 2026, 03:23:41 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 23, 2026, 01:26:12 PM

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

He has something genetic or it's crohn's.

He doesn't train or eat for condition, yet is very low BF.

He has fooled himself into thinking it's his muscle mass that burns fat, but that theory blows up with powerlifters and such.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3824 on:** March 23, 2026, 03:42:00 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 23, 2026, 01:26:12 PM

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

He is basically saying that his body is an 'ideal machine'...basically no energy lost.

He will argue that he has shit because that is waste from utilizing every single calorie. Anything to make himself sound special.