Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[keanu]

He’s trying to sucker you in. One of those has 2026 on it and he’ll claim she went to law school long ago.

  The red Tort Law book looks like it was from Kennedy's presidential term. Hanky is stoned 24/7, and he has been talking about law school for over 2 years now. Hasn't attended a class.

[Rambone]

  The red Tort Law book looks like it was from Kennedy's presidential term. Hanky is stoned 24/7, and he has been talking about law school for over 2 years now. Hasn't attended a class.

Doesn’t orientation count for at least 1 CEU 

[Never1AShow]

Waiting for stories of Hankins arguing with his law professors, telling them why they are wrong.

[IroNat]

Once the law school recognizes Bhanky's legal expertise (escaped prosecution in hundreds of arrests), they will promote him to full professor.

[WrongAdvices]

Once the law school recognizes Bhanky's legal expertise (escaped prosecution in hundreds of arrests), they will promote him to full professor.

Then he’ll use that same strategy and all his ailments for getting an MD.

[IroNat]

Then he’ll use that same strategy and all his ailments for getting an MD.

Bhanky had all his operations without anesthetic so he could observe and learn.

[Gym Rat]

Brian Wood Healy Hankins has  1" peeneroid.
You see his BB pics with that tiny thing peeping out of his trunks?? No wonder why he's so angry...

THE ANGRY INCH

Child abuser like Sandrak...

[Lartinos]

Bhanky had all his operations without anesthetic so he could observe and learn.

I don’t know about that, but I do know he doesn’t use any opioids.

[BigRo]

"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 

[Gym Rat]

All he is doing is admitting to his drug abuse. Though he's not smart enough to figure that out. (Eat Clen, Tren Hard).
Plus he lies like a rug 24x7. And abuses women, kids, animals.

A true cowardly PoS... Says he beat up everyone in his life. Though, the only ones on record he got beaten/owned. (and looked gassed/pathetic).
Looks like Herman Munster with his "foot work". (Herman is more athletic though).

Phukking loser... Bald, hair transplant, drugs, social media 14 yr old, kid abuser (we saw him rip that baby from Jen Spleenteets arms).

I just might need to rail her with my 8-inch Hankins. You havent touched the sides of even a condom with your Mouse-Caulk.

JOSH WOULD FUKK YOU UP IN A MINUTE!!!

[BB]

"I am fairly trim"

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[joswift]

"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 

and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

[Rambone]

and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

He might be confusing Crohns with Downs. It’s an honest mistake by somebody (with Downs)

[IroNat]

 Bhanky eats the food pyramid...all at once.

[Gym Rat]

Bhanky bought a finger-cot for a condom, but it fell off... Poor Emm the scarecrow...

[webstar]

and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

I think his crohns is in remission.

100% correct that food would  have somebody with Crohn’s in the hospital

[Rambone]

The science is clear. French toast is medicine

[hench]

I think his crohns is in remission.

100% correct that food would  have somebody with Crohn’s in the hospital

Not hankenstein, he's built different remember

[keanu]

"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 

  Brian needs to get his calories at 10K just to hit 200lbs? His blood must be like syrup. He's getting that weird DJ181 veiny look.

[Dave D]

"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 

This is absolutely ridiculous.  He wonders why his guts explode? Where does he have time to eat all this? I wouldn’t have cared about this alleged food consumption in one day but when he adds that drank 6 cups of coffee sludge and then still had an appetite after that is a complete lie.

[Never1AShow]

Dear Facebook Friends that I am trying to gain attention from,

Today I climbed a ladder to the moon.  When I got up there I found a pot of gold.  Also, the moon was made of cheese so the gold smelled kind of cheesy.

True story.

[wes]

"Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

Gluttonous Pig Of Peace

Almost as dumb as doing 54 units of GH.

[IroNat]

Bhanky went from scrawny, malnourished, underweight 7th grader to pudgy, overweight Special Forces Mortar Plate carrier, to ripped, minimum bodyfat selfie poster, to smooth, undefined bodybuilding contestant, back to ripped selfie poster, through scientific nutrition principles.

That's a mouthful.