This movie gets the ULTIMATE pass of the Ages.
YES!
Never liked machete but you put that up there with a history of violence! That movie actually has good acting and plot 
One of my favorite films!
"MMMM this is some good coffee. Hard to find coffee this good in Philadelphia. I want to thank you for the coffee, Joey."
"How come he's so good at killing people?"
"Joooooey Cusak. Your name...is Joey Cusak...and you're from Philly."