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SF1900

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BREAKING NEWS!!!
« on: September 09, 2026, 06:24:00 PM »
The greatest sporting event in the world will be live streamed for free!!




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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2026, 06:35:37 PM »
Most important news of the year.

Thank you for sharing.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2026, 07:05:50 PM »
Wonder if I can zoom in on their packages in full HD?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2026, 07:13:06 PM »
Wonder if I can zoom in on their packages in full HD?

I believe I read that will be an option this year. 

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2026, 09:08:47 PM »
The greatest sporting event in the world will be live streamed for free!!


Are they televising the Strict Curl competition?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2026, 10:14:38 PM »
I believe I read that will be an option this year.


There is a god , thank you!  :D

It’s times like these I wish Mark Dugdale competed in this era

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2026, 10:14:46 PM »
Fuck, I wont sleep again now until show day

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2026, 12:44:24 AM »
This is great news. Thanks for the update. I hope I don’t forget to tune in.

Who is hosting? Triple H? Vin Diesel? The esteemed Admiral Crunch Bob Chick?

Who will be doing the zany commentary? Dave Palumbo? Chris Aceto? Ronnie Coleman? Jay Cutler? Will the commentators dress in suits and have headset microphones or large microphones at the commentator’s table? Will the commentator’s table be a folding table with a table cloth over it? Will there be podcast signage in the background?

Will Robbie Robinson be in charge of coat check? Will he also be manning the metal detector to enter the auditorium? What about the wallet inspection station? Who’s in charge of that? How about Robbie?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2026, 01:11:26 AM »
Thrilling news SF............riveting!!!    :D

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2026, 01:21:05 AM »
This is great news. Thanks for the update. I hope I don’t forget to tune in.

Who is hosting? Triple H? Vin Diesel? The esteemed Admiral Crunch Bob Chick?

Who will be doing the zany commentary? Dave Palumbo? Chris Aceto? Ronnie Coleman? Jay Cutler? Will the commentators dress in suits and have headset microphones or large microphones at the commentator’s table? Will the commentator’s table be a folding table with a table cloth over it? Will there be podcast signage in the background?

Will Robbie Robinson be in charge of coat check? Will he also be manning the metal detector to enter the auditorium? What about the wallet inspection station? Who’s in charge of that? How about Robbie?

I really hope we get Aaron baker doing the commentary, he’s got the voice made for it

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2026, 01:31:58 AM »
Great news!!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2026, 04:15:03 AM »
Can't wait for the annual gathering of gargantuan, oiled-up men in thongs and that too for free holy fuck :o


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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2026, 05:05:00 AM »
hahaha its only free because they cant fucking sell it

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2026, 05:13:45 AM »
Thongs, Drugs & Homosexuality

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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2026, 05:32:35 AM »
hahaha its only free because they cant fucking sell it

 ;) ;)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2026, 06:42:59 AM »
New tub of lube and a fresh roll of towels on the way from Amazon!!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2026, 07:01:49 AM »
Brutal if true

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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2026, 07:43:18 AM »
hahaha its only free because they cant fucking sell it
They should all be free. The only way to grow the sport is to make it accessible to new potential fans.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2026, 07:46:26 AM »
Arvilla’s credit card will now be safe.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2026, 08:09:55 AM »
Commence bracing for impact.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2026, 11:11:57 AM »
One of the three most important days of my year. The other two are: setting my clock back 1 hour and setting my clock forward 1 hour.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2026, 01:02:27 PM »
One of the three most important days of my year. The other two are: setting my clock back 1 hour and setting my clock forward 1 hour.

The olympia coming in third place ?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2026, 02:58:37 PM »
One of the three most important days of my year. The other two are: setting my clock back 1 hour and setting my clock forward 1 hour.
:D

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2026, 03:49:07 PM »
Free meaning having to sit through tons of ads I'm sure.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2026, 09:39:00 AM »
Free meaning having to sit through tons of ads I'm sure.
Better than nothing.