hahahaha, yeah Adonis, Earl is the type of guy who scopes out his neighborhood to see if the regular UPS driver for his area is a dude and when he finds out it's a big hairy musclebear he orders a dildo from the Gay Sex Toy Superstore Mega Complex and when the UPS guy delivers it Earl1972 answers the door in a womans thong and heels with a glass of lemonade in his hand and says, "oooh, my dildo is here, thank you stud you look thirsty do you want to come in and have a drink and play Doctor Gives a Prostate Exam" hahahaha, what a penis smoker.