Colossus,
For crying out loud, would you relax? Seriously, you are making a mere fool of yourself by trying to compete with these veterans with such lame material.
Remember an owning is to:
(1)be subtle and effective
(2)be funny, but not overdone
(3)prescribe to the less is more effect
At this rate, you've broken all the rules on how to properly own someone or at the least poke fun at someone. Here is my advice... Start by allowing yourself to be made fun of. Face it man, you're 20 years old, have a long way to go in terms of development and are, indeed, bald. With those factors alone, we can provide you with a PWNING to last for a good 1 1/2 - 2 years. So, drop the tough guy act and laugh about it. Secondly, try an approach that makes others laugh as well as insulting your said target. For instance, next time Alexxx owns you, quote his insult to you and then simply post this picture: (Notice that although you won't have to say anything in return, the picture holds an uncanny resemblance to Alexxx, but in no way goes out of line or implies that you tried too hard. Remember, a picture is worth a thousand words and one word can be as effective as parables of meaningless muck..)
