Author Topic: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders (Read 9167 times)

jaejonna · « **on:** August 22, 2006, 12:39:50 PM »

"You can't carry my gym bag"

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:41:11 PM »

"Yeaaahhh Buudddyyy!!!"

Lynchie · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:42:11 PM »

$200 bucks a hour and $300 if you want me to swallow.

alexxx · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:42:27 PM »

"Alexxx numero uno!"

Blockhead · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:43:00 PM »

I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.

Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"

Fury · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:43:39 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 22, 2006, 12:43:00 PM

I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.

Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"

I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"

jaejonna · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:45:45 PM »

--Top Three Garaunteed
--Going to dial it in
--Dry as a bone
--Uncle Joe wants to see if I have used the master blaster techniques on ben's ass

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:49:06 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on August 22, 2006, 12:43:39 PM

I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"

Awww snap! You see I wondered if people knew its only padding under my clothes like on SNL...no wonder. I know I have the little kids on my block fooled though...

...snap, that sounded creepy.

jaejonna · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:50:44 PM »

Craig Titus likes his meat well done

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:52:41 PM »

"Hey, anyone know where I can get a website...?"

Bluto · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:55:55 PM »

"Up the dosage"

240 is Back · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:57:04 PM »

"I don't follow the boards - too much negativity!"

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:57:12 PM »

"Muscletech made it happen for me"

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:58:05 PM »

ALL DRUGS

Deadpool · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:58:50 PM »

one hundred percent natural

jaejonna · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:01:01 PM »

"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
-- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances

davidpaul · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:02:07 PM »

"im gonna rock the house"
"ill give em hell"

davidpaul · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:03:07 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 01:01:01 PM

"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
-- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:03:59 PM »

"Eating is the key to the perfect physique"

Yorkie T · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:08:34 PM »

"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT" Vince G

alexxx · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:08:43 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on August 22, 2006, 01:03:07 PM

Jonna is a full grown male all 5'3" of him hahahahahahahahahahah

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:10:03 PM »

Quote from: yorkshire terrier on August 22, 2006, 01:08:34 PM

"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT" Vince G

Hahahahaha wow that is the best one yet!!!

jaejonna · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:10:49 PM »

Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov

Blockhead · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:13:05 PM »

"...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:14:01 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 01:10:49 PM

Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov

Who couldn't see this coming lol...Like we say he will always be a "champion" in his own mind lol