Author Topic: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders (Read 9174 times)

davidpaul · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:15:40 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 01:10:49 PM

Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov

another jaeowning

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:30:05 PM »

"Alot of people said I was in the top 3 easy"

newmom · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:49:36 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 22, 2006, 01:13:05 PM

"...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"

thats pretty good

tommywishbone · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2006, 02:07:03 PM »

"Three pounds and a tan, and I'm ready!"
"Those judges must be fags!"
"7th? Are they insane!?"
"I f.ucked up my Lasix. You should have seen me 24 hours ago."

ether · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:43:36 PM »

The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.

Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.

Sincerely yours,

KK

Fifth tier and falling.

figgs · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2006, 05:20:31 PM »

Quote from: ether on August 22, 2006, 03:43:36 PM

The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.

Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.

Sincerely yours,

KK

Fifth tier and falling.

"The bucktooth nerds who talk sh*t on their computers are what motivates me to train harder!"

the choad · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2006, 05:58:27 PM »

Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder...But no one wants to lift heavy ass weights...

Special Ed · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2006, 08:47:34 PM »

TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS

1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.

Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed

french mistake · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:11:51 PM »

"Wadda ya mean, there's no credit left on that airline ticket! I have to fly back home!"

IFBBwannaB · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2006, 10:12:39 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:39:50 PM

"You can't carry my gym bag"

"Jaejonna stop trying to spot me on the deadlift!...damn nancyboy"

brad_74 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:19:59 AM »

"I won bbing tournaments. There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them. But trust me I dont lie."

Rhino

IFBBwannaB · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:38:30 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on August 22, 2006, 10:21:22 PM

This is my favourite one liner used by the pros:

Since most of them don't know how to spell properly or use correct punctuation.

Nah...a discussion about if someone is 5"10 or 5"9.78 is way more common and intresting

240 is Back · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:56:27 AM »

Quote from: brad_74 on August 23, 2006, 12:19:59 AM

"I won bbing tournaments. There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them. But trust me I dont lie."

Rhino

DOH!

gtbro1 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:58:00 AM »

any sentence ending in "bro" or "baby"

BayGBM · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2006, 02:39:42 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:50:44 PM

Craig Titus likes his meat well done

I can corroborate that.

gatrainer · « **Reply #40 on:** August 23, 2006, 03:51:10 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on August 23, 2006, 02:39:42 AM

I can corroborate that.

can you write about anything that isnt gay....old man?

Fletch · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:51:53 AM »

"Duhhh"

Playboy · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:56:29 AM »

Nothin' but a peanut

Stavios · « **Reply #43 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:57:38 AM »

I have to fight my demons

Crusher · « **Reply #44 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:18:39 AM »

My kidney transplant had nothing to do with steroids

buffbodz · « **Reply #45 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:55:32 AM »

Hell no! I'm not addicted to Nubain. It just helps me lift heavy.

Tuna Sammich · « **Reply #46 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 22, 2006, 08:47:34 PM

6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.

OMG yes!!!

Shit bro, you don't even have to be pro for that one. I'd give you reps if this were bb.com haha.

airrick · « **Reply #47 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:58:11 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 22, 2006, 08:47:34 PM

TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS

1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.

Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed

hahahahahhahah absolute truth!!!

natural al · « **Reply #48 on:** August 23, 2006, 10:40:47 AM »

best one liner ever from a BBer:

Serge Nubret: "It looks like I can take you"

Arnold: "Keep looking"

I laugh everytime I hear that.

IceCold · « **Reply #49 on:** August 23, 2006, 11:05:33 AM »

"its my own fault, really, but i listened to the wrong advice. I'll use this as a learning experience and come back much better the next time".

advice from who and what did they tell you?

Author Topic: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders (Read 9174 times)

newmom

Stavios