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Re: Softball
« Reply #450 on: April 28, 2014, 12:28:21 PM »
Our season starts this Sat. with a day tourney. Maybe too cold to bring out a bat, or two. What did you you play with, and how'd you bat?  


League supplies the bats to stop the idiots who doctor their own :-\

0-2-two hard groundouts to short.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #451 on: April 30, 2014, 06:57:43 AM »
Fuck what a nasty night to play last night.
wind, rain, and cold...so windy neither pitcher could throw strikes...we ended up winning 42-30!
my shitty hitting has continued two games into the season 1-3 with two walks.....and a strikeout swinging.....yes a strikeout swinging in slow pitch softball :o :-X :-[ :'(
maybe I'm just thinking about it to much...I've been living at the batting cage the past few weeks.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #452 on: May 05, 2014, 04:24:16 AM »
20 min before game time swung a bat for the first time this year.  Didn't hurt the finger too much.

A poor 3-7, albeit with a grand slam, 3-6 if you count a SF fly, which we don't.    Never really felt comfortable at all at the plate.

One first - did score semi-clean on a sac fly - from 1st base.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #453 on: May 27, 2014, 05:23:34 AM »
Torn bi and torn labrum....had surgery last Fri....no softball or golf this summer for me :'(

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Re: Softball
« Reply #454 on: May 27, 2014, 11:21:50 AM »
Torn bi and torn labrum....had surgery last Fri....no softball or golf this summer for me :'(

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How long in the sling?
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Re: Softball
« Reply #455 on: May 27, 2014, 11:46:14 AM »
:'(

How long in the sling?


Find out next Mon....Doc said three months then rehab....don't know if that means three months in the sling :-\

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Re: Softball
« Reply #456 on: May 27, 2014, 11:50:48 AM »

Find out next Mon....Doc said three months then rehab....don't know if that means three months in the sling :-\

My surgery had the sling for two weeks, then they went really aggressive on getting ROM back.  Torn labrum is probably different.
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Re: Softball
« Reply #457 on: May 27, 2014, 01:00:43 PM »
My surgery had the sling for two weeks, then they went really aggressive on getting ROM back.  Torn labrum is probably different.


Doc said labrum was already torn and and I made it worse when I tore my bi.


....explains why a few years ago I went from having a really good outfield arm to throwing like Johnny Damon :-\





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Re: Softball
« Reply #458 on: May 31, 2014, 05:45:51 AM »

Doc said labrum was already torn and and I made it worse when I tore my bi.


....explains why a few years ago I went from having a really good outfield arm to throwing like Johnny Damon :-\

Totally got hammered last night. I did not suck. 5/5. We lost 20-8.

3rd Inning. I was umping. Bud was yapping. Having a laugh. He  slapped one down the third. Hit the bag. I said nothing. He didn't move. Out by 30-feet.  He was not happy.  The Aristocrats!@      ;D

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Re: Softball
« Reply #459 on: May 31, 2014, 06:13:49 AM »
Totally got hammered last night. I did not suck. 5/5. We lost 20-8.

3rd Inning. I was umping. Bud was yapping. Having a laugh. He  slapped one down the third. Hit the bag. I said nothing. He didn't move. Out by 30-feet.  He was not happy.  The Aristocrats!@      ;D

5-5 is a great night.  Well done.
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Re: Softball
« Reply #460 on: June 20, 2014, 12:50:43 PM »
Lot of rain this month. Cost us half our games. Can't even think of this as a baseball season, thus far. To the positive, we are now the 'Mound Pounders.' Cute.


/hope your recovery is moving apace, clavin. being sidelined totally sucks. be healthy.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #461 on: June 20, 2014, 03:40:03 PM »
Skipping second straight week with concussion.  18 day no exercise at all.
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Re: Softball
« Reply #462 on: July 07, 2014, 04:45:08 AM »
*BUMP*    Game tonight. Rain this morning.    ::)

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Re: Softball
« Reply #463 on: July 07, 2014, 06:19:49 AM »
Good luck chimps......
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Re: Softball
« Reply #464 on: July 11, 2014, 12:49:26 PM »
Finally played last night. Took a win in a race to the basement. 4-5, but only one good hit. Tried 4 different bats. What a shitshow.  :-\

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Re: Softball
« Reply #465 on: July 11, 2014, 06:40:05 PM »
Finally played last night. Took a win in a race to the basement. 4-5, but only one good hit. Tried 4 different bats. What a shitshow.  :-\

I've settled with a balanced, 26 oz Miken something.  My son's played almost 60 games this year, so I haven't had as much time to play.
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Re: Softball
« Reply #466 on: July 11, 2014, 07:43:45 PM »
I've settled with a balanced, 26 oz Miken something.  My son's played almost 60 games this year, so I haven't had as much time to play.
60!? Fark me! I feel like I've seen more (MLB) games than I've played this year.    :-\

/tics for the last jeter canadian appearance already in hand. 

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Re: Softball
« Reply #467 on: July 12, 2014, 06:33:51 PM »
60!? Fark me! I feel like I've seen more (MLB) games than I've played this year.    :-\

/tics for the last jeter canadian appearance already in hand. 

yeah, the number has gotten a little out of control.....

nice on the Jeter tix....
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Re: Softball
« Reply #468 on: July 21, 2014, 06:19:17 AM »
Got the ok to EH tomorrow then play outfield again next week ;D

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Re: Softball
« Reply #469 on: July 24, 2014, 04:52:06 AM »
2-3 with two singles....felt great to be playing again even if I wasn't in the field.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #470 on: July 24, 2014, 06:44:03 AM »
2-3 with two singles....felt great to be playing again even if I wasn't in the field.
Nice. One hit at a time.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #471 on: July 24, 2014, 07:14:56 AM »
Nice. One hit at a time.


Lol, talk about sore! both times on I ended up scoring so I did some sprinting....felt in the hammys,lower back, and hips(no homo)

arm is killing me...first time throwing(just warmed up, no field)...my aim was so erratic!

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Re: Softball
« Reply #472 on: July 24, 2014, 05:21:47 PM »

Lol, talk about sore! both times on I ended up scoring so I did some sprinting....felt in the hammys,lower back, and hips(no homo)

arm is killing me...first time throwing(just warmed up, no field)...my aim was so erratic!

Awesome that you're back.   My first game after surgery I couldn't reach SS from LF......don't push it, your muscle memory will kick in soon enough.
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Re: Softball
« Reply #473 on: July 30, 2014, 11:10:02 AM »
Got crushed last night-0-2 :-\...lazy fly ball and a hard shot the pitcher snagged and doubled up a guy on first.

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Re: Softball
« Reply #474 on: August 06, 2014, 07:30:17 AM »
Cant hit a softball to save my life since I've been back but did make two nice throws from the fence to the cutoff man and threw two people out at home.