Tips to stop masturbating?

[wikkedonez]

Put Krazy glue on your hands

[Rudee]

Go ultra-low carb for a month or so.  That'll kill any desire you have for sex or even masturbation.

[hench]

holy shit, thats a quick cure to stop 

This should slow you down.

[hench]

she actually grew a penis, congrats!

[Radical Plato]

All advise and opinions welcome!

Regular masturbation lowers a man's chance of developing Prostate Cancer.  Why on Earth would anybody want to give up something that is free, enjoyable and good for you.  Has the moral police got to you?

[agenda21nwo]

Regular masturbation lowers a man's chance of developing Prostate Cancer.  Why on Earth would anybody want to give up something that is free, enjoyable and good for you.  Has the moral police got to you?

I read that in the old days (pre-1990) masturbation was seen as a mental illness.

[Croatch]

Failure is eminent.  No point in trying to stop.  It's that hard 3 decade habit to break.
With all the free porn today, there has been no better time to spank the monkey.
Cheers.

[agenda21nwo]

Failure is eminent.  No point in trying to stop.  It's that hard 3 decade habit to break.
With all the free porn today, there has been no better time to spank the monkey.
Cheers.

Porn is a government weapon to destroy the will and minds of the people.

[Radical Plato]

I read that in the old days (pre-1990) masturbation was seen as a mental illness.

Psychiatry is pretty fucked up.  The fact psychiatry once labelled Drapetomania (the mental illness that caused black slaves to flee captivity.) and homosexuality as mental illnesses pretty much informs any critical thinker that it's a psedoscience that is essentially now just a branch of the law and not medicine.  Psychiatry is just another form of prejudice.  Behavior isn't a sickness.

[muscleman-2013]

Since starting this thread I am happy to announce that I have had some improvement.  I have probably gone from masturbating 365 times a year down to about 355 times a year.

[Radical Plato]

Porn is a government weapon to destroy the will and minds of the people.

You don't need porn, violence or the threat of it is far more effective.

[muscleman-2013]

Psychiatry is pretty fucked up.  The fact psychiatry once labelled Drapetomania (the mental illness that caused black slaves to flee captivity.) and homosexuality as mental illnesses pretty much informs any critical thinker that it's a psedoscience that is essentially now just a branch of the law and not medicine.  Behavior isn't a sickness.

Homosexuality is a sexual deviance. 

[Radical Plato]

Homosexuality is a sexual deviance. 

Well, oral sex used to be listed as a psychiatric illness.  So if you have ever had your dick sucked or eaten some pussy, there was a time when you too were considered a deviant and mentally ill.

[DroppingPlates]

All advise and opinions welcome!

Try to forget Putin, he's just a balding midget anyway.

[Teutonic Knight]

Since starting this thread I am happy to announce that I have had some improvement.  I have probably gone from masturbating 365 times a year down to about 355 times a year.

That was 50 years ago, ah dementia 

[BigRo]

The brain gets energized when the life force is not being constantly drained through the stalk. If all you see is a dull meaningless world around you, you probably need your battery's recharged. Guys who spew their seed every day, multiple times a day have no genius or original insight in them.

[Radical Plato]

The brain gets energized when the life force is not being constantly drained through the stalk. If all you see is a dull meaningless world around you, you probably need your battery's recharged. Guys who spew their seed every day, multiple times a day have no genius or original insight in them.

What a load of absolute horseshit.  It amazes me how in 2014 people are still spewing superstitious nonsense that was thrown around before the birth of Christ.  Firstly your seed is not your life force,  secondly 99.99% of people have no genius or original insight in them regardless of their masturbation habits and thirdly you have no evidence for your ridiculous assertions (unless you have performed a study I don't know about quizzing Geniuses about their masturbation habits).  And lastly the brain is incapable of being 'energised', it is fueled by the energy it derives from food, it either has the energy requirements it needs or it doesn't.

You are more than likely spewing this nonsense because you have been made to feel guilty about masturbation as is common in cultures or communities strongly influenced by Religion or you are simply deluding yourself and using this superstitious thinking as a tool to feel better about yourself. Your thinking is the equivalent of someone who believes if when they wear a pair of unwashed socks they perform better during an exam.

[BigRo]

Hi Ekul hows things?...btw go fuck yourself you brain dead waste of space 

[Radical Plato]

Hi Ekul hows things?...btw go fuck yourself you brain dead waste of space  

Is that that the only genius response you can come up with from your 'energised' brain acquired by depriving yourself of ejaculating on a regular basis.

[Croatch]

Porn is a government weapon to destroy the will and minds of the people.

Why did they wait until the 70s to start this psychological warfare of peace?

[BigRo]

no but its about the height of what you can understand. Dont cast pearls before swine and all that.

[Radical Plato]

Why did they wait until the 70s to start this psychological warfare of peace?

Do you really need to ask?  The Technology prior to then didn't exist to spread such media to the masses.  Hope this helps. (PS. I don't believe in agenda21nwo's conspiracy nonsense)

[Radical Plato]

no but its about the height of what you can understand. Dont cast pearls before swine and all that.

Talk about delusions of grandeur, seeing yourself as some type of genius all because you are afraid to wank yourself.  You are a textbook narcissist. And you don't have any pearls to cast.  Hope this helps.

[BigRo]

hahaha I bet your looking forward to jerking off with Dawkins.

[Radical Plato]

hahaha I bet your looking forward to jerking off with Dawkins.

To think that you see yourself as possessing genius and original insight and this is the best you can come up with.