Author Topic: Branch meets Jason Statham. (Read 10169 times)

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:24:51 PM »

That pic needs Sev standing in the middle of them

240 is Back · « **Reply #26 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:30:22 PM »

I can't tell which of them is a bigger celebrity. One is world-renowned for his bald head, incredible physique and winning ways. The other is Jason Statham.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #27 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:33:12 PM »

jude2 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:33:54 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 04:06:03 PM

Nobody has mentioned the fact that jason statham is like 5'8.

yikes.

I guess he wears lifts like Stallone.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #29 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:34:31 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 02, 2014, 06:30:22 PM

I can't tell which of them is a bigger celebrity. One is world-renowned for his bald head, incredible physique and winning ways. The other is Jason Statham.

Jason Statham is starring in The Expendables, while Branch Warren is starring in The Hobbit.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #30 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:00:49 PM »

Natural Man · « **Reply #31 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:20:10 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:37:39 PM

he's rich so no problem

what s the point of being rich if you only have 5 years to live.

jude2 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 02, 2014, 07:33:31 PM »

Quote from: uberman on March 02, 2014, 07:20:10 PM

what s the point of being rich if you only have 5 years to live.

Means u need to spend it fast and fun

Wiggs · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2014, 01:25:12 AM »

Man we can be some pricks on this site. lol

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:32:27 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:18:08 PM

bald manlets sticking up for eachother

LOL

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Darren Avey · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:43:07 AM »

With the amount of dollar Statham makes you d think he could afford a fuckign razor, the cu nts always unshaven, scruffy bum.

Icelord · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 03, 2014, 06:43:07 AM

With the amount of dollar Statham makes you d think he could afford a fuckign razor, the cu nts always unshaven, scruffy bum.

If it was just from laziness, that would be OK.

But he consciously manicures his stubble with daily trimmings to keep it looking like that. Presumably to look rugged while compensating for the emptiness on the upper part of his egghead. That's a whole new level of gay that had previously never been tapped even by Michael Jackson's admission to sleeping with children to Martin Bashir.

Icelord · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:47:19 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 03, 2014, 06:45:24 AM

maybe he just shaves once a week or so

i usually shave 1-2 times per week

That would imply that there would be more pics of him being clean shaven. Yet almost every photo taken in the last 5 years shows the same length of stubble. It's gay.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:57:13 AM »

how is having a full time 5 o'clock shadow gay in any way.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:01:06 AM »

No hair on top leaves more time to tend to the face. Not gay.

In fact, clean shaven and bald would look much worse.

spiro · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:20:02 AM »

Cool picture!

WalterWhite · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:24:53 AM »

Quote from: Icelord on March 03, 2014, 06:47:19 AM

That would imply that there would be more pics of him being clean shaven. Yet almost every photo taken in the last 5 years shows the same length of stubble. It's gay.

Well at least he stays away from rugs and plugs which so many other actors are drawn to to hide their baldness.

Fortress · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:11:19 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on March 02, 2014, 07:00:49 PM

Fortress · « **Reply #43 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:12:27 AM »

Statham's cool. I really like his movies (no homo).

Plus he pretend-fucked Amy Smart, so he's one lucky brother.

Icelord · « **Reply #44 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:27:23 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 03, 2014, 08:57:13 AM

how is having a full time 5 o'clock shadow gay in any way.

Because George Michael patented it in the late '80s with his "Faith" video. The manicured stubble look is basically a man's way of saying he's too scared to grow a real beard.

If you're going to grow one, then grow one. Or shave that pubic stubble off.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:30:13 AM »

Jason Statham is much like the average Getbigger:

- rich
- bangs hot girls
- single
- drives a Lamborghini

Icelord · « **Reply #46 on:** March 03, 2014, 12:59:37 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2014, 11:30:13 AM

Jason Statham is much like the average Getbigger:

- rich
- bangs hot girls
- single
- drives a Lamborghini

Post his cycle.

jude2 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:09:44 PM »

And no legs.

SF1900 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:35:35 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 03, 2014, 01:15:35 AM

funny but she has a 11/10 face

Sure she does lol

Royalty · « **Reply #49 on:** March 04, 2014, 01:05:30 AM »

The guys that are predicting that Branch will have health problems are not totally off base. Branch has been juicing & competing for 21-22 years.