Author Topic: Branch meets Jason Statham. (Read 10203 times)

Wez · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:17:06 PM »

The Hills have Eyes 3

FermiDirac · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:17:57 PM »

Statham outed schmoe?

affeman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:29:13 PM »

I was expecting smth funny reading the thread title, then I opened it and was like "Wtf, it's really just Branch meeting Jason Statham". Huge disappointment.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:33:26 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 02, 2014, 02:13:49 PM

You can see the thought has just hit Jason's mind that he now has to go wash his hand

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:34:50 PM »

Thats not Cleanest Natural

FermiDirac · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:36:45 PM »

Branch ain't even outmassing Statham, what an Oompa Loompa.

Costanza · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:37:11 PM »

Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.

Nails · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:38:46 PM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on March 02, 2014, 02:17:57 PM

Statham outed schmoe?

The Expendables were there at the Arnold Classic

affeman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Georgie C on March 02, 2014, 02:37:11 PM

Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.

You can still have a great life

FermiDirac · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:40:32 PM »

Quote from: Nails on March 02, 2014, 02:38:46 PM

The Expendables were there at the Arnold Classic

Either a PR trick staged by Arnold or they're all confirmed schmoes.

AD2100 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Georgie C on March 02, 2014, 02:37:11 PM

Bald, ugly and a midget, Branch has hit the undesirable male trifecta.

Nevertheless, he has more money and a hotter wife than you do.

The Scott · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:43:00 PM »

That fake tan stuff has to go. It looks like they're wiped down with an old Kiwi shoe polish sponge applicator . Is tanning so unhealthy for these health conscious individuals? I still think Branch needs to take a year of so off the drugs and training so his body can recover. As said before, I bet he's actually a nice guy in person. Statham? If he spoke in his film "voice" I don't think I could keep myself from laughing.

Nails · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:43:21 PM »

You think that FAT LADY IN YELLOW that checked Jay Cutlers Pass a couple days ago at the door , checked Jasons too

Skylge · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:45:50 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:37:39 PM

he's rich so no problem

Once his kidneys or heart gives out, he's got a big problem, no matter how much he has in the bank...

Nails · « **Reply #15 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:48:52 PM »

nothing like walking about town for the next 2 weeks while people think you wash your face with a log of shit

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #16 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:57:43 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:37:39 PM

he's rich so no problem

are U his accountant

Cableguy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:31:41 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 02, 2014, 02:13:49 PM

Sev looking good there...

Megalodon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:32:57 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 02, 2014, 02:43:00 PM

That fake tan stuff has to go. It looks like they're wiped down with an old Kiwi shoe polish sponge applicator . Is tanning so unhealthy for these health conscious individuals? I still think Branch needs to take a year of so off the drugs and training so his body can recover. As said before, I bet he's actually a nice guy in person. Statham? If he spoke in his film "voice" I don't think I could keep myself from laughing.

It's the lighting. You can light a stage where even an albino will look fantastic.

Conversely, you can also light a stage where you can't even see a dark skinned person.

The perverted promoters are forcing light skinned people to smear their skin with chemicals.

Surely, there is a happy medium that neither favors or damns skin tones.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #19 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:06:03 PM »

Nobody has mentioned the fact that jason statham is like 5'8.

yikes.

forillagorilla · « **Reply #20 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:08:54 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:18:08 PM

bald manlets sticking up for eachother

Shut up pussy

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:21:06 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 02, 2014, 02:18:08 PM

bald manlets sticking up for eachother

The problem is that both of those manlets have better builds than you, more money, and a better looking woman, while you have what looks to be an ugly looking girlfriend or wife, and I am betting you dont have that much money.

They win.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:53:23 PM »

Quote from: affeman on March 02, 2014, 02:29:13 PM

I was expecting smth funny reading the thread title, then I opened it and was like "Wtf, it's really just Branch meeting Jason Statham". Huge disappointment.

Haha this mirrors my experiences

SuperSupplements · « **Reply #23 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:14:24 PM »

It appears jasons left hand is going down his pants?

Icelord · « **Reply #24 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:15:25 PM »

Quote from: SuperSupplements on March 02, 2014, 05:14:24 PM

It appears jasons left hand is going down his pants?

He's just covering his masculinity lest the gayness of an oiled up steroid-abusing man in a thong clasping his hand rub off on him and undermine his tough-guy image.