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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2015, 02:05:22 PM »
Great story; Rich and compelling.
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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2015, 03:06:01 PM »
better then game of thrones.
part 2?
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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2015, 12:40:35 AM »
better then game of thrones.
part 2?

there might be a part two. However, I am planning on writing a story about tbombz next time. I am already trying to build a plot and makes notes.

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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2015, 12:44:25 AM »
there might be a part two. However, I am planning on writing a story about tbombz next time. I am already trying to build a plot and makes notes.

So this is kinda what inspires you, fags on a messageboard? Not that there's everything wrong with that.

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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2015, 12:55:45 AM »
So this is kinda what inspires you, fags on a messageboard? Not that there's everything wrong with that.

I might also write a story about Vince Basile, but I am not sure if that is also in the fag category?

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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2015, 01:14:18 AM »
It is late in the evening, and Melvin Goodrum sits restlessly in front of his computer screen. He is just putting some finishing touches on Vince Basile's NAMBLA website. "That old asshole, he thinks to himself.". "I will get him this time". The day has been filled with many tasks, including stocking shelves at the local Walmart. The cans of sardines were particularly tricky today, since some of the cans were leaking. It was, however, not all bad since the smell of the rotten fish reminded Melvin of an unwashed trucker who once fisted him at a Sylva truck stop. "He really knew how to stimulate my g-spot, Melvin thinks to himself".

It is not long before Melvin realizes that he would like to go out into the night and have a little adventure. He pushes the plate with leftover chicken breast to the side and gets up from his worn computer chair. As he changes from his Garfield slippers into some dress shoes with "Venom Vince Versace" sewn on them, he ponderes where he left the key to his 1998 Jaguar. It has some rust and the exhaust is broken, but he loves it nonetheless.

When he finds the keys, Melvin goes outside and squats down into the low Jaguar. As the engine starts and gives out a roar, he nods his head. An old 2Pac CD starts to blast on the stereo, and Melvin rolls down the window, as he drives away from his trailer home. This reminds him of the driving scenes from the Jim Jarmusch film "Ghost Dog: The way of the Samurai".

He drives around the town of Sylva until he stops outside a small home. A person inside the house is bent over and sewing something, which looks like a witch's hat. What looks to be incense fills up the room with a thick smoke. He can also hear the band Slayer playing quite loudly. The person inside the house is Melvin's ex-boyfriend, a local hairdresser. Ever since they broke up a while back, Melvin's heart has been filled with anger and sadness.

Melvin watches the man for a while before he removes his hand from the wheel of the Jaguar, and puts it on his jeans. Then, he slowly unbottons his jeans and licks his index and middle finger. Melvin now puts the two sticky fingers inside his pants, and when they reach his anus, he pushes them inside, as his sphincter opens slowly.

As he moves his fingers back and forth, stimulating his anus, he watches the man inside the house. Despite the lovely anal sensation he feels, Melvin also starts to cry, being reminded about the sadness of the break up.

Suddenly, Melvin feels unwell in his stomach. It must be from the expired can of red bull that he was drinking earlier. He got them cheap since they were expired. Not long after this, Melvin feels a huge fart building up. His two fingers are still inside his ass. As the fart blows out of his ass, soon thereafter, his sphincter opens more fully, thus leaving his two fingers in a vacuum of air inside his anus. As his two fingers are just floating in this air, Melvin thinks: "This must be how tbombz feels most of the time, since his anus has been pounded by many, many men".

As the harsh smell of the fart fills the Jaguar, he decides that he should quit stalking his ex. Instead, he puts the car in drive and presses the accelerator. "Lets see what the motherfuckers have been up to on Getbig, he thinks to himself."

The Jaguar rolls slowly but steadily into the night and the stars shine on it, as it caresses the asphalt of Sylva.

This story needs a music score...and here it is.

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Re: Goodrum's sad night: Getbig short story
« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2015, 08:00:29 AM »
I think an alternative music score could be this little tasty number.


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If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2015, 03:50:15 PM »
Hypothetically asking ............. 8)

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2015, 03:54:22 PM »
Hypothetically asking ............. 8)

In Australia what's the charge for urinating in public?

For example, in a casket at a funeral.


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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2015, 03:55:58 PM »
Probably Lee Priest !!  :D

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #60 on: June 22, 2015, 03:56:23 PM »
cool thread, just what we need another thread about basile.
ill be checking back on this. often.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2015, 03:56:44 PM »
PIP

Even in death,

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #62 on: June 22, 2015, 04:00:38 PM »
Yes, it would only be fitting for a stranger to show up at Vince's wake/funeral. Very meta, given that Vince himself has admitted to enjoying the odd stranger's wake himself.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #63 on: June 22, 2015, 04:00:54 PM »
Is everyone on this forum known as either Vince or Melvin?

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #64 on: June 22, 2015, 04:02:14 PM »
In Australia what's the charge for urinating in public?

For example, in a casket at a funeral.



$ 230 on Manly corso / Manly beach , very often reported in Manly Daily  8)

$ 550 for urinating on police car  :)

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #65 on: June 22, 2015, 04:15:00 PM »
$ 230 on Manly corso / Manly beach , very often reported in Manly Daily  8)

$ 550 for urinating on police car  :)

But tossing a chest deuce is legal....fair enough.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2015, 04:18:44 PM »
But tossing a chest deuce is legal....fair enough.
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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2015, 04:34:55 PM »
::)

Don't worry Princess, I'm sure THE BEEF will give you a Cleveland Steamer.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #68 on: June 22, 2015, 04:55:08 PM »
think ahnold and the pumping iron crew would fly over if they were told their good buddy and mr canada had passed.


maybe not lol


vince's tombstone will probably be shaped as a replica of his biceps machine.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #69 on: June 22, 2015, 05:13:36 PM »
Well, somebody's gotta make sure he's actually dead.

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2015, 05:25:56 PM »

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2015, 05:26:48 PM »
These lads would probably show up


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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2015, 06:15:18 PM »
I call dibs on his safety fat

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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2015, 06:21:29 PM »
I unfortunately cannot attend, but I plan on sending an arrangement that resembles the elusive blue stars that he rightfully deserves


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Re: If Vincenza Basile died who would attend his funeral
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2015, 06:52:34 PM »
I unfortunately cannot attend, but I plan on sending an arrangement that resembles the elusive blue stars that he rightfully deserves



he deserves 5 squares of BLUE TOILET PAPER  ........................ ..