OK,I`m drinking coffee......let me preface this first because I feel like it. 

Back when I used to attend AA meetings I ran into a guy I never actually met but had seen him in various gyms quite a bit over the years......so when these fuckheads step out for a smoke break the guy walks up to me and introduces himself to me and we both acknowledged how we had see each other a lot over ,any years but never met.

We then of course introduced ourselves.

I was wearing shorts and a tank top as it had to be 98 degress.......anyway this little short fucker was thicker than Hell and he asked how I got so ripped so I tell him I`m 2 weeks out from a contest so he inevitably asks me to write him out a diet which I quickly did......he stared at the piece of paper all through the rest of the meeting shaking his head.

After the meetimg he says to me...."So I can`t even eat corn flakes" which made me pids myself laughing. 


Long story short, he wanted to train with me and start competing.......he'd won a slew of class wins and a few overall shows all natty as a bantamweight but looked like he weighed 180 pounds.....he had the thickness only muscle maturity could impart over many years of steady training.

so he decides to do a contest in Connecticut put on by getbigs old buddy Mike Dusa aka "Moosejay", and Mike Katz was the head judge.

When I saw Mo Mendez I told him NOBODY is beating that guy.



So they had a lie detector test and a piss test and Mendez failed both of them, but was known as the consummate natty king.

Nothing sexual went on for the sickos here but the contestants were in a hallway (high school auditorium thingy) and Katz took Mendez into a classroom visible to all and weirdly or miraculously enough,when they emerged from said classroom,Mendez was allowed to complete.

He won handily of course.....my buddy won his class and the then gorgeous Collette Nelson crushed all the women......she was radiant for lack of a better word.

No idea how it happened but he passed the test.

Katz isn`t gay BTW regardless of the clown BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHTS bullshit lies.


This has jackshit to do with the subject  Wiggs posted BTW.  LOL 

Like I said earlier, and its not out of the realm of possibility but very questionable, if that guy is truly natty he`s been gifted by God.



^^^^me and my training partner I met at AA.

Can an entire country be "canceled?"

We'll soon find out...

Thx, my memory isn't great... At least Brian posted that.
The champ is an open book w/ GetBig...

That is bloodwork from like 3 years ago I posted recent bloods this year

I can't believe you guys spent 20 responses and an entire page arguing about how much test you think I use lol who fucking cares?

Weird thing I was getting lighter a couple mornings ago I was 210lbs. But my wife keeps putting the scale away so we can show the house so not weighing in as much. Yesterday I could just feel I was getting heavier again. Sure, enough I weighed in at 230lbs before bed last night. Now granted I was only 224lbs this morning but still it is amazing how quickly things can change.