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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1025 on: July 18, 2020, 09:10:02 AM »
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1026 on: July 18, 2020, 11:13:03 AM »
The check is in the mail, Mikaila.

Sincerely,
Joe Schmoe

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1027 on: July 18, 2020, 11:20:59 AM »
Some of her porn-movies as Exotica Soto

Porn of Peace
Nice, nice.

I just feel that the love between these characters doesn't really translate to the viewers when they are using a comdom.


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1028 on: July 25, 2020, 07:31:54 AM »
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1029 on: July 25, 2020, 07:34:10 AM »
Got any of her holding a cardboard sign?

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1030 on: July 25, 2020, 08:59:54 AM »
Got any of her holding a cardboard sign?
Is she homeless? ;D

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1031 on: July 25, 2020, 09:24:29 AM »
She still needs help?
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1032 on: July 25, 2020, 09:28:55 AM »

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1033 on: July 25, 2020, 09:32:35 AM »
YE$!!!!!
What is she willing to do for it?

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1034 on: July 25, 2020, 11:36:49 AM »
What is she willing to do for it?

$CHMOE $QUATTING

$CI$$OR HOLD$

ARM WRE$TLING

ANYTHING THAT PUT$ A $CHMOE TO $HAME

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1035 on: July 25, 2020, 11:46:55 AM »
SCHMOERIFIC!
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1036 on: July 25, 2020, 01:22:32 PM »
Is she homeless? ;D

As long as there are schmoes (and drugs!) to be pinned, she will have place to stay.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1037 on: July 25, 2020, 01:32:44 PM »
Is she homeless? ;D

In the bodybuilding world, it’s better to be homeless than schmoeless. Give a bber a schmoe and it can support him for a week. Teach a bber how to schmoe and it can support him for years until he becomes small and useless to us.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1038 on: July 25, 2020, 07:15:08 PM »
honestly, the grossest thing about her is that whole "puerto Rican" thing


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1039 on: July 25, 2020, 08:52:39 PM »
Is she homeless? ;D

Don't know about that, but she's certainly womb-less...
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1040 on: July 25, 2020, 09:19:51 PM »
Don't know about that, but she's certainly womb-less...

BAZINGA!   ;D

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1041 on: July 26, 2020, 03:35:42 AM »
I'd rather have a night with Bethany Carter Howlett.  Listening to her talk about her genius mind and great achievements would be better than the sex.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1042 on: July 26, 2020, 03:46:51 AM »
I'd rather have a night with Bethany Carter Howlett.  Listening to her talk about her genius mind and great achievements would be better than the sex.

Hang around a female liberal arts college. You'll never be flaccid again.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1043 on: July 26, 2020, 04:04:55 AM »
Hang around a female liberal arts college. You'll never be flaccid again.
:D

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1044 on: September 04, 2020, 04:32:18 PM »
Guys... guys...

Good news.  Our favourite ex p0rn star has become an author  :)

To be honest, it's not clear whether it's an autobiography, a training guide, or simply the story of how she broke the world record for the worst chlamydia infection ever (that certainly features in the advert)

But don't risk losing out - DM her now on Instagram before she sells out
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1045 on: September 05, 2020, 06:34:30 AM »
I'm sure her book will delve into deep philosophical questions.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1046 on: September 05, 2020, 06:47:05 AM »
So inspiring. I‘m literally weeping

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1047 on: September 05, 2020, 01:21:14 PM »


^^
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!

Best post in the entire thread

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1048 on: September 05, 2020, 02:19:30 PM »
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!



Best post in the entire thread

Shopped

Here's the legit pic

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1049 on: September 05, 2020, 02:36:42 PM »
Shopped

Here's the legit pic


Hahahaha

Nicely done!