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Rambone

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1025 on: July 25, 2020, 11:36:49 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2020, 09:32:35 AM
What is she willing to do for it?

$CHMOE $QUATTING

$CI$$OR HOLD$

ARM WRE$TLING

ANYTHING THAT PUT$ A $CHMOE TO $HAME
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Kwon

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1026 on: July 25, 2020, 11:46:55 AM »
SCHMOERIFIC!
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1027 on: July 25, 2020, 01:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2020, 08:59:54 AM
Is she homeless? ;D

As long as there are schmoes (and drugs!) to be pinned, she will have place to stay.
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Rambone

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1028 on: July 25, 2020, 01:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2020, 08:59:54 AM
Is she homeless? ;D

In the bodybuilding world, it’s better to be homeless than schmoeless. Give a bber a schmoe and it can support him for a week. Teach a bber how to schmoe and it can support him for years until he becomes small and useless to us.
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johnnynoname

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1029 on: July 25, 2020, 07:15:08 PM »
honestly, the grossest thing about her is that whole "puerto Rican" thing


ewwww
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Taffin

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1030 on: July 25, 2020, 08:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2020, 08:59:54 AM
Is she homeless? ;D

Don't know about that, but she's certainly womb-less...
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1031 on: July 25, 2020, 09:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on July 25, 2020, 08:52:39 PM
Don't know about that, but she's certainly womb-less...

BAZINGA!   ;D
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1032 on: July 26, 2020, 03:35:42 AM »
I'd rather have a night with Bethany Carter Howlett.  Listening to her talk about her genius mind and great achievements would be better than the sex.
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1033 on: July 26, 2020, 03:46:51 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 26, 2020, 03:35:42 AM
I'd rather have a night with Bethany Carter Howlett.  Listening to her talk about her genius mind and great achievements would be better than the sex.

Hang around a female liberal arts college. You'll never be flaccid again.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1034 on: July 26, 2020, 04:04:55 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 26, 2020, 03:46:51 AM
Hang around a female liberal arts college. You'll never be flaccid again.
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1035 on: September 04, 2020, 04:32:18 PM »
Guys... guys...

Good news.  Our favourite ex p0rn star has become an author  :)

To be honest, it's not clear whether it's an autobiography, a training guide, or simply the story of how she broke the world record for the worst chlamydia infection ever (that certainly features in the advert)

But don't risk losing out - DM her now on Instagram before she sells out
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1036 on: September 05, 2020, 06:34:30 AM »
I'm sure her book will delve into deep philosophical questions.
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Rambone

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1037 on: September 05, 2020, 06:47:05 AM »
So inspiring. I‘m literally weeping
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1038 on: September 05, 2020, 01:21:14 PM »


Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on May 30, 2016, 01:15:35 PM
^^
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!

Best post in the entire thread
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1039 on: September 05, 2020, 02:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on May 30, 2016, 01:15:35 PM
LOL - The one on the left has the face of a cigar store wooden Indian; the one on right has the face of Dave Palumbo; and the one in the middle has the face of Mikaila Soto: in other words, they're all fugly as all fug!

Quote from: Rambone on September 05, 2020, 01:21:14 PM


Best post in the entire thread

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1040 on: September 05, 2020, 02:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on September 05, 2020, 02:19:30 PM
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Here's the legit pic


Hahahaha

Nicely done!
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1041 on: September 05, 2020, 03:57:14 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on September 05, 2020, 02:19:30 PM
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Here's the legit pic



BRO! Hahah
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1042 on: September 05, 2020, 04:05:41 PM »
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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1043 on: September 10, 2020, 02:02:57 AM »
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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1044 on: September 10, 2020, 07:42:21 AM »
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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1045 on: July 11, 2021, 02:50:32 PM »
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1046 on: July 11, 2021, 03:16:24 PM »
Is she healthy now?
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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1047 on: July 11, 2021, 04:41:18 PM »
Hope so.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1048 on: July 12, 2021, 04:35:51 AM »
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #1049 on: July 12, 2021, 07:10:11 AM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on July 12, 2014, 08:40:36 PM
If I was sick and in need I'm sure Mikaila would come to my help with her own money......yep, I'm 100% sure she would pay it forward.

 ::)

Ouch!  Cant argue with that.  :-\
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