Bitch needs to get Spike to buy her a new phone. That joint is like from 2005. Or maybe, she can just pray for a new one when she gets to church.
If this is a real Chica, your ass ain't the finest, nor is it the only one in the world. Cooter is so prevelant these days, especially women like you that one could never anticipate a shortage in the future, one can literally walk into some. Funny how you get all this confidence once you get some fake breasts. Now you tunr into some whore with a loser husband...and you know what, that's what you get in life.
Oh, BTW, I just step in some cooter today...