What to Do If You confront a wild Bear (the one in the woods )!!!!

[Mr Nobody]

Well I just always take my shotgun.

[falco]

Discuss  !!

ROFLMFAWOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Just wave your arms and keep calm"

[Gregzs]

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/08/07/viral-video-bear-walks-upright-through-nj-neighborhood

Bear Walks Upright Through NJ Neighborhood (We Think)

UPDATE: A third video has surfaced of a bear walking on two legs in New Jersey. The man who shot the footage said he's "positive" he saw a real bear.

A couple of videos are making the rounds this morning out of New Jersey and they show a bear (or bears) walking upright like a human. Fox and Friends asked on its Facebook page this morning whether this footage is legit.

The hosts seemed a little skeptical, but we'll let you take a look and draw your own conclusions.

This YouTube user said the footage was taken outside his home early in the morning in Jefferson Township a few days ago.

[T-REX007]

Generally speaking, ''if it's brown, lie down''..... " if it's black, fight back"

Usually a grizz isn't out to kill you, a black bear more often than the grizz will try to  kill you

That's what the stats say anyway... and the experts

[Hulkotron]

Pet shop, I thought you of all people always got nude, ball-gagged and butt up when you spot a bear.

Haha 

[SF1900]

That reporter lost her job for her lack of professionalism. Apparently, she did a handstand on air.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2567210/Local-TV-reporter-fired-doing-handstand-Americas-Got-Talent-report-previous-hit-include-hilarious-piece-survive-bear-attack-went-viral.html

Now she is slated to do a standup comedy show

http://www.630wpro.com/common/page.php?feed=171&pt=COMEDY%3A+Julie+Tremmel+to+do+stand-up+comedy+show&id=38833&is_corp=0

[Knooger]

I think the same rules apply if it's the animal bear or an obese hairy fagget coming at you.

[Novena]

What to Do If You confront  a wild Bear (the one in the woods )!!!!

Offer it a roll of premium toilet paper?

[Royalty]

I'd find a small tree, chop it down, and whittle it into a giant spear.

[Parker]

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/08/07/viral-video-bear-walks-upright-through-nj-neighborhood

Bear Walks Upright Through NJ Neighborhood (We Think)

UPDATE: A third video has surfaced of a bear walking on two legs in New Jersey. The man who shot the footage said he's "positive" he saw a real bear.

A couple of videos are making the rounds this morning out of New Jersey and they show a bear (or bears) walking upright like a human. Fox and Friends asked on its Facebook page this morning whether this footage is legit.

The hosts seemed a little skeptical, but we'll let you take a look and draw your own conclusions.

This YouTube user said the footage was taken outside his home early in the morning in Jefferson Township a few days ago.

Evolving, mimicking, or out of convenience? There was video of another bear that had a something wrong with one of her front paws, so it adapted a bipedal way of locomotion....only for short periods of time.

[funk51]

  they come in my yard all the time , usually they walk right through and don't bother anyone.

[the trainer]

What would you do if you saw this bear in the woods.

[Royalty]

What would you do if you saw this bear in the woods.

I know what you would do.

You'd have him hold a sign that says: "The Trainer, August 2014" and take pics of him.... and post the pics here.

[Thin Lizzy]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they see big angry bear approaching.

One of the guys begins to do runner's stretches.

The other guy says "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear."

The first guy responds, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

[Mr. MB]

We live in Black Bear country, the White Mountains of Arizona. In the past 10 years there has been only one death due to a mauling. A lady was killed next to her trash can. We take precautions on our forest hikes....canister of Bear spray (30 X pepper spray) and a 16 clip Rugger 40cal hollow points). Only heard a bear once as he growled and ran away thru the brush. We have run into spooked and shaken hikers who made themselves big and safely moved away from bear. Then we run into young moms out for a forest hike with their under 10 year-olds totally unaware. So....who's to say.

In the late 50s as a 19 year old I hiked the John Muir Trail in the High Sierras. Late one night we heard a bear come into our camp. We lay quiet in our sleeping bags. I got sniffed on the top of my head. Damn near peed.