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Uncle Joon

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #200 on: February 25, 2015, 06:25:54 AM »
I added a pic of the post (which was deleted, but was quoted by someone else)

Isnt that the exact car you claim to have?

Nope, that's an old ugly ass model.


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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #201 on: February 25, 2015, 06:30:22 AM »
Just admit it Joon. Remember when Halo claimed his kid died, and you swore that he was telling the truth, and you vouched for him 100%

You also got into a spat with Onemorerep because you were "sharing" emails with Halo, and sharing it with the board.

It seems that You and Halo were the closest on the boards..................


You are so many gimmicks that it isn't funny.

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #202 on: February 25, 2015, 06:34:33 AM »
I'm 210lb and need to lose at least 10lbs to be happy and I can touch my toes no problem. {no homo}

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #203 on: February 25, 2015, 06:34:37 AM »
Just admit it Joon. Remember when Halo claimed his kid died, and you swore that he was telling the truth, and you vouched for him 100%

You also got into a spat with Onemorerep because you were "sharing" emails with Halo, and sharing it with the board.

It seems that You and Halo were the closest on the boards..................


You are so many gimmicks that it isn't funny.

Me and Halo are very close, we communicate off the board, we are not same person though.
His kid really did die.
We have done some mild trolling and shared an account or two in the past but he is not a gimmick.
I also gave him a few burner gimmicks when he was in TO....but that was about it.

You are wrong on this one. If you were right id just admit it. Not like I give a fuck.


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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #204 on: February 25, 2015, 06:36:21 AM »

Not your best detective work Shizz, lots of people fuck prostitutes and like Aston s.....LOL
Your Enzo detective work was your finest hour, apart from faking your own death. ;)

That was another thing. Junior always thought that faking my death was good theatre. So whats the next best way for a Joon gimmick to go off into the sunset? Faking his fake kids death.

Boom!!!! add it all up kiddies.

Junior does full-blown gimmick personas as a hobby.

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #205 on: February 25, 2015, 06:37:39 AM »

Me and Halo are very close, we communicate off the board, we are not same person though.
His kid really did die.
We have done some mild trolling and shared an account or two in the past but he is not a gimmick.
I also gave him a few burner gimmicks when he was in TO....but that was about it.

You are wrong on this one. If you were right id just admit it. Not like I give a fuck.


Lol! You are admitting it without admitting it.

Who's next Joon?

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #206 on: February 25, 2015, 06:45:59 AM »
Lol! You are admitting it without admitting it.

Who's next Joon?

That's not what I said  ::)

But I do have two MAJOR getbig projects I am working on right now.
Can't disclose much but summer of 2015 will be epic in GB history.

It involves a female, id say its on Bikinislut level but better.


 

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #207 on: February 25, 2015, 06:54:38 AM »
That's not what I said  ::)

But I do have two MAJOR getbig projects I am working on right now.
Can't disclose much but summer of 2015 will be epic in GB history.

It involves a female, id say its on Bikinislut level but better.


 
You are like the Getbig Matrix. People have to be dumb to think that you are not the deepest woven character this place has ever had.

Did you ever admit to being Var City?

I caught you with Enzo

You made the Wes Gasparatto gimmick, and said you paid some dude to pose as Wes for a video.

You were probably bikini slut (based off of a real girlfriend, maybe) but it was you posting.

I think You were AnabolicHalo

I think you were Simple Simon

Who else Junior?

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #208 on: February 25, 2015, 07:00:15 AM »

Can't believe you haven't thought of the most obvious one chuckles...LOL


I'll bite. Who?

Quickerblade is a shady ass account too.


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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #209 on: February 25, 2015, 07:02:10 AM »
I'll bite. Who?



LOL....come on its so obvious.
Who loves you the most "chuckles"?

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #210 on: February 25, 2015, 07:02:49 AM »
Hope I don't get outed here.

mwahh
xoxo
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #211 on: February 25, 2015, 07:05:07 AM »
By the way you numbuts that's not even Simon.

Some dude I pulled of the internet....HAHA.

Love a good fake outing....LOL

Mwah
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It's amazing how you managed to find somebody with exactly the same moles on his abs as Simon  ;)

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« Reply #212 on: February 25, 2015, 07:06:10 AM »
Hope I don't get outed here.

mwahh
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Haha I already checked out your FB, but I heard your a legitimate bad ass so can't mess with you...LOL  ;)

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #213 on: February 25, 2015, 07:06:45 AM »
Ron loves Shizzo the most.

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #214 on: February 25, 2015, 07:07:50 AM »
I feel bad because Joon saw my cock and booty was a part of this. Why she couldn't keep it for herself? I don't know.

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« Reply #215 on: February 25, 2015, 07:08:04 AM »
It's amazing how you managed to find somebody with exactly the same moles on his abs as Simon  ;)

I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.

None of you actually know how I even look like.

You just think you do.

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« Reply #216 on: February 25, 2015, 07:08:33 AM »
Joon, I  say that you create a thread, and do a tell all.

Its time man.

I know you are/were behind a shit ton of gimmicks.

Why don't you just stand up, take a bow, and wipe the slate clean.

What happened to Phreak and his wife?  ;)

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« Reply #217 on: February 25, 2015, 07:12:26 AM »
Joon, I  say that you create a thread, and do a tell all.

Its time man.

I know you are/were behind a shit ton of gimmicks.

Why don't you just stand up, take a bow, and wipe the slate clean.

What happened to Phreak and his wife?  ;)

Bertha left him. I met up with her in Amsterdam. She makes a mean hash cookie.

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #218 on: February 25, 2015, 07:12:49 AM »
I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.

None of you actually know how I even look like.

You just think you do.

No you are not, none of your videos was edited. Your pictures show no signs of photoshop. You are just a liar.

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #219 on: February 25, 2015, 07:13:39 AM »
I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.

Add that to the list.

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« Reply #220 on: February 25, 2015, 07:14:21 AM »
Bertha left him. I met up with her in Amsterdam. She makes a mean hash cookie.

Bullshit. You would have made a thread about it at the time.

How can you keep up with all of the lies?

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« Reply #221 on: February 25, 2015, 07:19:52 AM »
No you are not, none of your videos was edited. Your pictures show no signs of photoshop. You are just a liar.

think what you want, I am a magician.

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« Reply #222 on: February 25, 2015, 07:22:51 AM »
And for the record the simple Simon account wasn't deleted, and he hasn't gone anywhere, he just lurks.

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« Reply #223 on: February 25, 2015, 07:32:21 AM »
And for the record the simple Simon account wasn't deleted, and he hasn't gone anywhere, he just lurks.
Yes, it appears that he now goes by the name "Be There".

I guess he wanted to hide for some reason.  ;)

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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #224 on: February 25, 2015, 08:34:45 AM »
When Euros speak measurement of weight in front of Americans they don't use the term "kilos" or "stone".

They use the term pounds.

And you know why they use that term?

That use it out of respect and submission.

You speak to US in conversation, you are going to use OUR terms, god damnit.

It's used because most Americanos are unable to convert from kg to pounds.  :-\
Kinda like you don't use big words amongst dumb people.

HTH