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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4200 on: May 14, 2024, 04:12:01 PM »
No one is mad.    We are shocked at your delusional response to placing first in a class of 3 out of shape over the hill people

The only one who is mad is bhank because he didn't get the praise and respect he expected so now he accuses everyone else of being mad and jealous.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4201 on: May 14, 2024, 04:25:39 PM »
Are you trying to imply you can snowboard? I mean is that an option for you? Sorry taking a snowboard vacation with my son on his spring break week with me was 100X more important than a bodybuilding show.

Agreed, donít forget being high as a kite in the hot tub with your son.


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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4202 on: May 14, 2024, 04:25:57 PM »
Sadly,I could never afford snowboarding as I existed solely on hot dogs.   :D

WES these hotdogs were the pre fight meal for your 11,600 undefeated school fights that nobody else saw. correct?
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4203 on: May 14, 2024, 04:34:44 PM »
He really should just quit any form of physique competition, but be thankful he is so delusional. Heíll provide us comedy for years and the inevitable ending will be epic. Winning the Cup was really a loss for him and a win for comedy. Heís like a zoo monkey crushing his own nuts with a hammer.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4204 on: May 14, 2024, 05:12:27 PM »
He really should just quit any form of physique competition, but be thankful he is so delusional. Heíll provide us comedy for years and the inevitable ending will be epic. Winning the Cup was really a loss for him and a win for comedy. Heís like a zoo monkey crushing his own nuts with a hammer.


Iím still waiting for the 315 x 12 bent over rows he said he could do on a whim.

He would shit and vomit at the same time if he tried.

However, If you give him enough time to get a prescription of anadrol for that pesky anemia. He should be able to do it.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4205 on: May 14, 2024, 05:12:43 PM »
This morning at 210lbs 5lbs below my Charlotte Cup stage weight.
What in the ever loving hell did you do to your head?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4206 on: May 14, 2024, 05:20:29 PM »

Iím still waiting for the 315 x 12 bent over rows he said he could do on a whim.

He would shit and vomit at the same time if he tried.

However, If you give him enough time to get a prescription of anadrol for that pesky anemia. He should be able to do it.
He can barely deadlift 315, how the hell would he row that ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4207 on: May 14, 2024, 05:25:52 PM »
Sitting around stoned at the beach all day with no job is not bad work if you can get it, but just like his contest performance, it's nothing to be proud of.  Doing 5 sets a day is nothing to be proud of either, it's practically retarded when you have such obvious lagging body parts and claim you want to improve.

When the house doesn't sell what paranoid fantasy will he come up with to somehow blame Getbig? 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4208 on: May 14, 2024, 06:24:53 PM »
WES these hotdogs were the pre fight meal for your 11,600 undefeated school fights that nobody else saw. correct?
Indeed they were my friend.....they helped sustain me in many a battle.  ;D

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4209 on: May 14, 2024, 06:43:15 PM »
my wrestling coach used to blindfold me and feed me hotdogs

sometimes I'd take that long to eat them they'd go hard

and 'wrassling mustard would come out
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4210 on: May 15, 2024, 05:40:42 AM »
Truth is, Hankins only wants to play rigged games where he's virtually sure to win.  It's some crazy insecurity thing going on which is why he'd still be here after all of the (well-deserved) abuse he's brought on himself.  He'll never get what he's looking for doing that and he'll never be at anything other than a drugged up peace because "wherever you go, there you are."


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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4211 on: May 15, 2024, 05:49:04 AM »
Truth is, Hankins only wants to play rigged games where he's virtually sure to win.  It's some crazy insecurity thing going on which is why he'd still be here after all of the (well-deserved) abuse he's brought on himself.  He'll never get what he's looking for doing that and he'll never be at anything other than a drugged up peace because "wherever you go, there you are."

and every loss he perceives as a win
He lost to Clegg yet won the fight???
He was the only competitor in strict curl and "won" even though he was technically "last" as well.
He "won" at Crazy Golf against retards and old women even though none of them even knew it was a contest.

Technically he "won" his class last time out against two guys in as bad a shape as he was.

In bodybuilding you compete against yourself, so in reality he could have been way better but didnt want or couldnt put the effort in so really he lost.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4212 on: May 15, 2024, 05:57:56 AM »
and every loss he perceives as a win
He lost to Clegg yet won the fight???
He was the only competitor in strict curl and "won" even though he was technically "last" as well.
He "won" at Crazy Golf against retards and old women even though none of them even knew it was a contest.

Technically he "won" his class last time out against two guys in as bad a shape as he was.

In bodybuilding you compete against yourself, so in reality he could have been way better but didnt want or couldnt put the effort in so really he lost.

Spot on. 

Except the skateboard fiasco.  That video he was a complete loser in life! 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4213 on: May 15, 2024, 05:58:20 AM »
in other news Nathan is 6 weeks out and looking well ahead. he's brought up his lower lats, back and hams loads calves looking great too
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4214 on: May 15, 2024, 06:02:39 AM »
in other news Nathan is 6 weeks out and looking well ahead. he's brought up his lower lats, back and hams loads calves looking great too
I will drop you a message pal, I will pop down again at some point  ;)

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4215 on: May 15, 2024, 06:02:56 AM »
What in the ever loving hell did you do to your head?

I think his parents dropped him on it as a child. 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4216 on: May 15, 2024, 06:04:27 AM »
I think his parents dropped him on it as a child.
if he was dropped his head would always hit the floor first.
It would be like dropping a lump hammer.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4217 on: May 15, 2024, 06:17:58 AM »
Agreed, donít forget being high as a kite in the hot tub with your son.

So if someone smiles they are high as a kite? Got it

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4218 on: May 15, 2024, 06:19:47 AM »
So if someone smiles they are high as a kite? Got it
Make sure Spence wears a water wing around his neck in the tub in future to stop his huge fucking noggin from sinking to the bottom

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4219 on: May 15, 2024, 06:20:26 AM »
Spot on. 

Except the skateboard fiasco.  That video he was a complete loser in life!

We're all the winners here from the comedy of him.  He's the gift that keeps on giving, always another goofy picture or half-truth story.  Something to look forward to also, the October surprise, the upcoming wrassling mustard reunion, what will absolutely be the Pec surgery fiasco, the house forever on the market because an in-law is the agent, and finally The (saggy ass) Nationals!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4220 on: May 15, 2024, 06:21:10 AM »
Spencer has a head like a beluga whale

whereas Brian is more about sperm
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4221 on: May 15, 2024, 06:22:31 AM »
Make sure Spence wears a water wing around his neck in the tub in future to stop his huge fucking noggin from sinking to the bottom

So being a small brained pin head is the ideal now? That explains a lot

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4222 on: May 15, 2024, 06:28:57 AM »
nor is being a walking bobble head you bald prick
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4223 on: May 15, 2024, 06:29:15 AM »
So being a small brained pin head is the ideal now? That explains a lot
Brian thinks head size equates to intelligence

I wonder how clever is this poor kid is?


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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #4224 on: May 15, 2024, 06:33:01 AM »
Truth is, Hankins only wants to play rigged games where he's virtually sure to win.  It's some crazy insecurity thing going on which is why he'd still be here after all of the (well-deserved) abuse he's brought on himself.  He'll never get what he's looking for doing that and he'll never be at anything other than a drugged up peace because "wherever you go, there you are."


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