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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2007, 04:55:52 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
yeah! weird al is funny cause he puts fart noises in the beginning of the song. thats comedy

hes an artist in his own way.
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2007, 04:56:10 PM »
back in 93 she had on barry manilow. she was all about about
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2007, 04:56:23 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
im listening to wierd al eat it.

i linked to the video in one of my threads on the entertainment board
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2007, 04:56:36 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:53:58 PM
nah dude, I bet oprah is freaky. I bet she loves sucking the cock.

No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades.  
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2007, 04:57:40 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades. 

so ARE you implying that you like a penis or 20 every now and then or what?   ???
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2007, 04:58:15 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades.  
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt, that ape would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2007, 04:58:59 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:55:09 PM
are you implying that McFarland may like to smoke a penis or 20 from time to time, Bast?

well i just asked him.
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2007, 04:59:17 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades. 

jeff you know abused girls are the easiest and most vunerable. come on now. havent you ever had a 14 year old blow you at a college party? you think they want to do it?
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2007, 04:59:26 PM »


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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2007, 05:00:37 PM »
Anyone here would rather have sex with Ellen than Hillary.  Ellen has a nice face and she's so funny; she's nearly universally likeable.  Hillary looks like a tired bitch these days and you know Bill hasn't gotten a blow job from her since way back BEFORE the Lewinski scandal.  All the campaigning is just wearing her out.  She looks perpetually haggard these days.  If she's elected it's only to see Bill get back in the co-pilot seat again; he's the realest politician out there right now.    
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2007, 05:00:55 PM »
Oprah biography:

'She was raped by a cousin when she was nine years old and later molested by a male friend of her mother's and by an uncle.The young girl never told anyone about the abuse that she was suffering. Instead, she held her anger and pain inside and she rebelled. She repeatedly ran away and got into trouble.'

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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2007, 05:02:21 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 05:00:37 PM
Anyone here would rather have sex with Ellen than Hillary.  Ellen has a nice face and she's so funny; she's nearly universally likeable.  Hillary looks like a tired bitch these days and you know Bill hasn't gotten a blow job from her since way back BEFORE the Lewinski scandal.  All the campaigning is just wearing her out.  She looks perpetually haggard these days.  If she's elected it's only to see Bill get back in the co-pilot seat again; he's the realest politician out there right now.    
i'd fucck the shit out of Hillary, thick ass on her.
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2007, 05:03:56 PM »
i bet hillary has the milf skin shake going on when shes getting drilled. the muscle moves but not the skin
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2007, 05:04:43 PM »
ill take ophra over any of them bitcjhes
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2007, 06:28:58 PM »
McFarland likes to watch dykes whining about aids in africa...

The shame.. Shame for Team Nasser.
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2007, 08:06:28 PM »
So we are now debating over which lesbian chick talkshow is better than the other?  On a bodybuilding board?  Getbig has reached a new low... I think Jeff ran too many cycles of test without pct... that's the only way I can imagine that this would come up on a bbing board... hows the estrogen level, Jeff?  Does it spike when you watch Ellen at 4 in the morning?  Damnit man!  You should at least be watching softcore cable porn if your up that late!  Here's a little somethin to get everyone's test back up after going through this thread...






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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2007, 08:52:08 PM »

Hillary's Gut: Gh or Insulin?
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Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2007, 06:41:12 AM »
Quote from: Special Ed on November 23, 2007, 08:52:08 PM

Hillary's Gut: Gh or Insulin?
probably all that semen that's built up throughout the years

i heard she has a case of jungle fever too

bill's not the only whore in the family
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