Author Topic: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah (Read 2815 times)

McFarland · « **on:** November 23, 2007, 04:42:10 PM »

Sign of the times? Discuss.

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:43:35 PM »

fuck em both

thats what i say

ya feel me?

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:44:10 PM »

Jeff is that the preferred show to have on when youre getting pegged? Jeeezus christ

Bast000 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:44:22 PM »

haha, Oprah paid for an All girl $40 million school in Africa where the students get beaten and molested. owned!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:44:33 PM »

what times are these shows on? lol oprah i remember is on just before the crackheads head out but i'm clueless about elen

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:45:36 PM »

jeff will tell you with DVR they are on anytime.

McFarland · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:45:58 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on November 23, 2007, 04:44:33 PM

what times are these shows on? lol oprah i remember is on just before the crackheads head out but i'm clueless about elen

Ellen's on at 4PM out here.

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:46:28 PM »

gotta dl them shows and put them on 24-7 and turn into a WOMAN

thats how it goes

it has begun

Bast000 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:46:40 PM »

i wear a lot of the same clothes as Ellen

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:47:12 PM »

thanks, i'll have to check his show out

McFarland · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:47:37 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:45:36 PM

jeff will tell you with DVR they are on anytime.

Eric will tell you he doesn't listen to satellite radio in his car because he prefers the "real-time" traffic reports that come with standard Philly FM radio stations.

Bluto · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:48:09 PM »

haha danielson once said he likes how ellen dances

what a fruitcake

why would anyone admit they like that i bet he masturbates to the show and then have multiple orgasmes when oprah is on wearing tights

fucking fags

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:48:42 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:47:37 PM

Eric will tell you he doesn't listen to satellite radio in his car because he prefers the "real-time" traffic reports that come with standard Philly FM radio stations.

This is true. I made it to work in 16 mins today. No sense in even turning on the radio. Jeff remind me to tell you what happened to my satellite radio

Bast000 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:48:53 PM »

owen wilson's new chick is hot.

Bluto · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:49:30 PM »

that is deeply disturbing

Bast000 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:50:06 PM »

oh brother, a female presidential candidate. what will they think of next?

McFarland · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:51:50 PM »

Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay. And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind. Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies. For this reason, few people resent Oprah for her money. Kind of like Larry Flynt. They're both disconnected from their sexuality so there's little to envy. They have millions/billions but still can't embrace sex so nobody cares.

Bluto · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:53:05 PM »

im listening to michael jackson right now 'beat it'

Bast000 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:53:36 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:51:50 PM

Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay.

no actually she hasn't made me wish that. $:-\$

davidpaul · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:53:44 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:51:50 PM

Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay. And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind. Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies.

who would u rather nail ?

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:53:58 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:51:50 PM

Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay. And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind. Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies.

nah dude, I bet oprah is freaky. I bet she loves sucking the cock.

davidpaul · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:53:05 PM

im listening to michael jackson right now 'beat it'

im listening to wierd al eat it.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:54:50 PM »

i seen oprah almost cum when she saw a lipstick lesbian in a leather dinner jacket

The Squadfather · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:55:09 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:53:36 PM

no actually she hasn't made me wish that. $:-\$

are you implying that McFarland may like to smoke a penis or 20 from time to time, Bast?

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:55:15 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:54:32 PM

im listening to wierd al eat it.

yeah! weird al is funny cause he puts fart noises in the beginning of the song. thats comedy