Hey... Of course it's a right given by god! Without guns how will wars be wages so tha the victors may then go collecting foreskins? God needs to munch on something during "Hell's Kitchen", "Teen Mom" and "The Walking Dead" and he doesn't like pork rinds!
when is god going to give me a time machine, a death ray, and whatever other shit man dreams up 200 years from now
come on God
give me a taste
at the very least you can give me my god given gun
I pray for it every day but so far god never shows up with my gun