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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2016, 12:40:38 PM »
why bother never any hot chicks on the nudist events anyways

just fags and old people

Has anyone ever told you that you are a spoil sport? Apparently, you've not either been to one of these events nor have you watched the videos or you'd know that there are some good looking (hot) people there.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2016, 02:05:26 PM »
If any of these  two wheeled warriors of the wang and wu wu had fallen whilst riding it would've given new meaning to the term "skin it back".

What a bunch of attention sluts.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2016, 02:11:40 PM »
If any of these  two wheeled warriors of the wang and wu wu had fallen whilst riding it would've given new meaning to the term "skin it back".

What a bunch of attention sluts.

Falling off a bike is never great, naked or clothed.

So I gather you've never done anything to draw attention to yourself? I'll have to check your post history to see if that's really true.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2016, 02:20:18 PM »
Falling off a bike is never great, naked or clothed. 
So I gather you've never done anything to draw attention to yourself? I'll have to check your post history to see if that's really true.


Nope. Not really.  I was raised in a strict Cashew environment.  I've done silly things, yes.  Research all you want.  I mean you no harm but if you attempt to besmirch me I will rain down upon you a torrent of hilarity unlike any you've ever experienced.

In other words, when have I ever sought out anything "bad" on you?  Not that I can recall and it is more than readily available.  Anything I have said here I have no shame in saying and in truth all that you would know about me is what I tell you here.

Is the game afoot or have you actually given thought to this?  Between my mother and John I can assure you that I can rip you a new one with both style and hilarity.  Couple that with a childhood that made words my weapon and you do not stand a chance.  ;D Again...Is the game afoot or is your foot in your mouth? 

Be well my fellow oldster.   Be well, not foolish.  ;D

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2016, 02:38:23 PM »

Photoshop aside, you never see women like this anywhere except poolside in Vegas. They're too busy trying on bikinis in their apartments, taking selfies, driving to the gym, cooking their food, and doing cardio to ever actually go outside and be seen. Nearly as impossible to find in the wild as a unicorn.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2016, 03:09:23 PM »

Nope. Not really.  I was raised in a strict Cashew environment.  I've done silly things, yes.  Research all you want.  I mean you no harm but if you attempt to besmirch me I will rain down upon you a torrent of hilarity unlike any you've ever experienced.

In other words, when have I ever sought out anything "bad" on you?  Not that I can recall and it is more than readily available.  Anything I have said here I have no shame in saying and in truth all that you would know about me is what I tell you here.

Is the game afoot or have you actually given thought to this?  Between my mother and John I can assure you that I can rip you a new one with both style and hilarity.  Couple that with a childhood that made words my weapon and you do not stand a chance.  ;D Again...Is the game afoot or is your foot in your mouth? 

Be well my fellow oldster.   Be well, not foolish.  ;D

Not to besmirch you, but your reply seems mildly hysterical to what was meant to be taken 'tongue in cheek'. You cannot seriously or even laughingly believe I would waste my not-so-precious time researching your post history, do you? However, your profound reaction does make me all the more curious as to what you might be hiding under your skirt.  ;D

Regardless, if you, your mother and John want to bring upon my (very nice) person a torrent of verbal style and hilarity, please be my guest. It could be entertaining for some and likely way over other folks heads.

Am I being foolish or am I being well? Well, I wish the same to you, my fellow septuagenarian or sexagenarian as the case may be.

Incidentally, each foot is far too large for me to put in my mouth....I'd suffocate. You don't want that, do you?  ;)
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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2016, 03:14:57 PM »
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...


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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2016, 03:43:50 PM »
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2016, 04:10:51 PM »
Not to besmirch you, but your reply seems mildly hysterical to what was meant to be taken 'tongue in cheek'. You cannot seriously or even laughingly believe I would waste my not-so-precious time researching your post history, do you? However, your profound reaction does make me all the more curious as to what you might be hiding under your skirt.  ;D

Regardless, if you, your mother and John want to bring upon my (very nice) person a torrent of verbal style and hilarity, please be my guest. It could be entertaining for some and likely way over other folks heads.

Am I being foolish or am I being well? Well, I wish the same to you, my fellow septuagenarian or sexagenarian as the case may be.

Incidentally, each foot is far too large for me to put in my mouth....I'd suffocate. You don't want that, do you?  ;)


Dammit!  It is getting harder and harder to be humorous on the interwebs or via texts.   ;D  I got your humor but failed to impart mine and this in spite of my strategic use of "smilies"!

Pray accept my apology my fellow ancient!  ;D

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2016, 04:11:18 PM »
I've been here long enough now not to be fooled - 'she' is 100% packing a c0ck...


With those hips? I don't think so.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2016, 04:14:41 PM »
Gross.


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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2016, 04:15:28 PM »


Photoshop aside, you never see women like this anywhere except poolside in Vegas. They're too busy trying on bikinis in their apartments, taking selfies, driving to the gym, cooking their food, and doing cardio to ever actually go outside and be seen. Nearly as impossible to find in the wild as a unicorn.

Were that woman a real woman she would induce more than a few unicorn responses from men were she to appear like that in the real world!

I'm going to Hades now... ;D

A friend recently told me a joke and I shall now botch it up.  There are three things to ask a woman such as the one pictured above:

1)  Are you a woman?

2)  Have you always been a woman?]

3)  If not, can you keep a secret?

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2016, 04:26:19 PM »
Dammit!  It is getting harder and harder to be humorous on the interwebs or via texts.   ;D  I got your humor but failed to impart mine and this in spite of my strategic use of "smilies"!

Pray accept my apology my fellow ancient!  ;D

You did great, actually! Your reply was very humorous. I tried to make mine so too. I even used smilies, like you did. Sometimes it is fun to carry on with a ridiculous and sarcastically funny conversation. I do suspect a lot of other folks here, just don't get it. Please do not apologize to me. There is no need.

I am still very curious to know who this John fellow is, you mentioned. I know who a mother is. Does John mean her John or yours? Ah ha! I bet that got a rise out of you.

I'm constantly being accused of being humorless. I think I have a really good sense of humor. I also like playing games. It's humorous to me to go along with a disagreement or to respond to asinine personal insults as if I really care what strangers think about me.

It's all in good fun. We should be careful though. Some of the less worldly here my think you and I are romantically intertwined.  ::)

Be good, old timer.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2016, 04:33:14 PM »
You did great, actually! Your reply was very humorous. I tried to make mine so too. I even used smilies, like you did. Sometimes it is fun to carry on with a ridiculous and sarcastically funny conversation. I do suspect a lot of other folks here, just don't get it. Please do not apologize to me. There is no need.

I am still very curious to know who this John fellow is, you mentioned. I know who a mother is. Does John mean her John or yours? Ah ha! I bet that got a rise out of you.

I'm constantly being accused of being humorless. I think I have a really good sense of humor. I also like playing games. It's humorous to me to go along with a disagreement or to respond to asinine personal insults as if I really care what strangers think about me.

It's all in good fun. We should be careful though. Some of the less worldly here my think you and I are romantically intertwined.  ::)

Be good, old timer.

John is/was "Reeves" here.  Chaos called him his "Lawn Jockey" which I thought he would die laughing from when he told me someone called him that here.  My mom is still here thank the Lord.