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2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« on: June 26, 2016, 01:54:42 PM »
Last night, June 25th was the 13th annual World Naked Bike Ride event in Portland, OR. There were approximately 10,000 participants in various stages of undress. The weather was perfect. It was 80°F and clear.

Here is a link to some edited photos from KOIN TV news: http://koin.com/2016/06/25/photos-2016-world-naked-bike-ride-in-portland/ No videos yet. They will likely be on YouTube in a few days.

Naked protests are legal in Oregon.

I was not able to participate as I was at a union conference banquet last night. Otherwise, it's an event I have participated in before, and yes I was naked. Aside from the occasional hecklers, it's a lot of fun.

2015 PDX World Naked Bike Ride


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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2016, 02:01:34 PM »
Sounds like one of those sexy idea things that turns out to be the opposite of sexy once actually happening.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2016, 02:10:22 PM »
Sounds like one of those sexy idea things that turns out to be the opposite of sexy once actually happening.

You are right, a crowd of mostly average looking people walking around and riding bikes naked isn't all that sexy. If you watch the videos from 2015, you'll see this. You might also notice that the obvious "schmoes" are fully dressed, don't have bikes and do have cameras. It's the same at the nude beaches around here. Either get with the program or stay the heck away.

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2016, 02:24:51 PM »
The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs
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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2016, 03:09:24 PM »
Imagine if this was the Mr. Olympia!  :o :o
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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2016, 03:11:54 PM »
You are right, a crowd of mostly average looking people walking around and riding bikes naked isn't all that sexy. If you watch the videos from 2015, you'll see this. You might also notice that the obvious "schmoes" are fully dressed, don't have bikes and do have cameras. It's the same at the nude beaches around here. Either get with the program or stay the heck away.

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2016, 03:37:39 PM »

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2016, 04:00:40 PM »

The reason for the World Naked Bike Ride events is to protest use of fossil fuels and such for transportation.

And no doubt many drove there in their Subaru's with bikes racked.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2016, 07:23:58 PM »
And no doubt many drove there in their Subaru's with bikes racked.

Yup.  Libtards concerned with "saving" the planet at others' expense.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2016, 07:35:56 PM »
This world really has gone to shit, fucking perverts.

Oh yeah – OP, kill yourself. POS Scumbag.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2016, 01:30:09 AM »
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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2016, 03:27:35 AM »
Big tits anywhere ?

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2016, 03:55:42 AM »
"Look at me! Look at me!"

Attention whores.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2016, 04:18:21 AM »
Just sounds like one big cluster fuck of degenerate perverts.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2016, 04:43:03 AM »
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

Nicely worded and very true.

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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2016, 05:20:20 AM »
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

Chinese infants would be more environmentally friendly.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2016, 10:47:13 AM »
There are going to be some stinky saddles with plenty of snail trails.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2016, 11:22:52 AM »


I'd share a banana seat with her

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2016, 11:33:35 AM »
Nice.  Sounds like a composting toilet and head carried clay water jug extravaganza.  One year without modern amenities and 99% of these hemp rope sandaled vegans would burn african infants by the stacked cord to power their climate control.

You could be right. Portland is a bike riding town with bike paths/lanes everywhere. There is even a dedicated bridge across the Willamette river for bicyclist and pedestrians. Most all bridges have bike lanes here.



"Portland has long been the king of cycling in the US and has inspired cities all across the nation to follow in its footsteps. In fact, no other city in the United States has more cyclists per capita … or more coffee shops. Sip and go, exploring town on bike; shops like Clever Cycles, Veloce Bicycles and Fat Tire Farm (for mountain bikes) are just a few bike rental store options. (Portland will launch its own bike share program in 2016.) There’s more than just city riding, too; take your fat tires for a jaunt into Forest Park, the nation’s largest urban preserve, and jump on the single-track mountain bike trails."

https://pdxwnbr.org/ <iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/167355059" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe>

On the other hand, Oregon has the highest percentage of incarcerated African Americans in the country. That's sad, considering it is also one of the whitest states in the country....topping the bottom 10 states at 2.01%.  

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2016, 11:42:10 AM »
Disgusting degenerates. 

Isn't public displays of nudity against the law? 

These homo/leftist wackos should be put on their own island so they cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2016, 11:49:39 AM »
Disgusting degenerates. 

Isn't public displays of nudity against the law? 

These homo/leftist wackos should be put on their own island so they cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Portland is a disgusing cesspool. Lots of liberal filth and shit like this. Plus being homeless is 100% acceptable here now so naturally homelessness is now cool and has increased 1000%. Tents on sidewalks and in all wooded areas and trails. Disgusting filth.

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2016, 11:59:46 AM »
And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs

It's interesting to pick out the obvious schmoes in the Youtube videos. They are older males, fully clothed, sans bicycles and carrying cameras.  There should be a law!

"There are rules at the starting/ending location. The organizers’ mantra is “Safe, Comfortable, and Fun”, so anybody at the starting/ending location who makes other participants feel unsafe or uncomfortable will be asked to leave. The use of cameras is not allowed at the starting/ending location, with the exception of sanctioned film crews who’ll be following strict rules."

It appears these rules aren't heavily enforced.

(2015 Naked Bike Ride video)


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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2016, 12:14:56 PM »
why bother never any hot chicks on the nudist events anyways

just fags and old people

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Re: 2016 Portland World Naked Bike Ride - As Bare as You Dare
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2016, 12:17:59 PM »
And for schmoes to take pics and record to post on the interwebs

Who else would care?