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Title: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on December 30, 2005, 12:18:49 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: phyxsius on December 30, 2005, 12:59:26 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

tell me about it. I've seen many
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Man of Steel on December 30, 2005, 08:16:33 AM
Maybe he didn't like you readin over his f'kn shoulder like a nosey douche.    >:(



 :D


MOS
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: sarcasm on December 30, 2005, 08:17:39 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!
he probably thought you were a fag for staring at him and from the sound of it, he'd be right.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Mars on December 30, 2005, 08:20:47 AM
Yes he is gayer then gayclub Lorenzo on a ski trip.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: SS on December 30, 2005, 08:26:45 AM
Maybe i didn't like you readin over my f'kn shoulder like a nosey douche.    >:(



 :D


MOS
::)
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: kmhphoto on December 30, 2005, 08:30:30 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

I was only looking to see if I had any shots in that issue and now I get this abuse!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: bmacsys on December 30, 2005, 08:42:45 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

Sounds like your the loser and not the other guy.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 30, 2005, 08:45:05 AM
Maybe he didn't like you readin over his f'kn shoulder like a nosey douche.    >:(



 :D


MOS

Translation... MOS was the fat guy in the store
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: drkaje on December 30, 2005, 08:57:11 AM
he probably thought you were a fag for staring at him and from the sound of it, he'd be right.

Judges.

We need a ruling: Owning?
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: SS on December 30, 2005, 09:02:11 AM
Judges.

We need a ruling: Owning?
i vote yes!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Rudee on December 30, 2005, 10:23:48 AM
Sounds like your the loser and not the other guy.

I'm going to agree with this.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Sean-DeMarco on December 30, 2005, 11:11:14 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!


....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself? This thread gets the thumbs down. ~ >:(
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: gordiano on December 30, 2005, 11:31:11 AM

....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself? This thread gets the thumbs down. ~ >:(

I agree. We all have to start somewhere.




















Then again, maybe he was just a gay schmoe looking for jerk off material......... :-X
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Double XL on December 30, 2005, 11:34:42 AM

....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself? This thread gets the thumbs down. ~ >:(
WELL SAID BRO, I AGREE!!!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Double XL on December 30, 2005, 11:35:40 AM
I'm going to agree with this.
I THIRD THAT MOTION, "MANSONVIER"=OWNED.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Man of Steel on December 30, 2005, 11:43:05 AM
Translation... MOS was the fat guy in the store

Good to have you back Show!!



MOS
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: muscle19 on December 30, 2005, 11:47:49 AM
all u guys love talking shit, i think they have a board for that, go there!


muscle
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: tom joad on December 30, 2005, 11:49:28 AM
....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself? This thread gets the thumbs down. ~ >:(

What does picking up Flex magazine have to do with bettering oneself?  If this poor guy follows what the magazine preaches, he'll be worse off.  He'll blow his money on a whole slew of overpriced useless supplements and the training programs "by the champs" that he reads about will destroy him if he tries to emulate them.  So he'd be better off not being exposed to the lies inside the magazine.  BIG GUNS in 5 WEEKS!!!  ha ha ha
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 30, 2005, 12:05:24 PM
Good to have you back Show!!



MOS

Thanks man.  Work is actually work right now.  Sucks!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Man of Steel on December 30, 2005, 12:11:33 PM
Thanks man.  Work is actually work right now.  Sucks!

I hate that shit, I had to actually work yesterday too......and I had threads to post in!


Well, at least I'm off today, but you enjoy bein at work!


LOL!!  Work-pwned!


MOS
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: BayGBM on December 30, 2005, 12:38:14 PM

....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself?

That would be convincing--if it were true.  Alas, FLEX is not about self improvement or even getting into shape.  It is eye candy for people who want to see big muscle freaks: bodybuilding fans, wannabes, gays, the closet bi curious, etc.

There are plenty of real magazines and books that have real training and diet articles for getting into shape: Men’s Health, Men’s Fitness, etc.  I can’t pretend to know what the out of shape guy was thinking as he thumbed through the magazine but I seriously doubt he was thinking about “bettering himself.”  :-\
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 30, 2005, 12:58:28 PM
Judges.

We need a ruling: Owning?

LOL  OWNED
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Mars on December 31, 2005, 05:58:15 AM
Don't worry Double XL, the Squad is taking over this little vulva.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: weedoutheweak on December 31, 2005, 06:04:43 AM
I can't believe that this guy is reading Flex.  What he should be doing is creating multiple handles on a bodybuilding website.  Way to go Sarcasm/Mars and True Adonis/Robocop!
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Mars on December 31, 2005, 06:07:09 AM
Weedy still here? are that your latest convulsions? haha.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: weedoutheweak on December 31, 2005, 07:02:52 AM
Weedy still here? are that your latest convulsions? haha.


"are that" ?  Thanks for the response 'tard.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Earl1972 on December 31, 2005, 10:17:11 AM
mansonvier is one of sir duchaine's multiple personalities...

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Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Double XL on December 31, 2005, 10:48:16 AM
mansonvier is one of sir duchaine's multiple personalities...

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ACTUALLY NO HE'S NOT, I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT, BUT SUCKMYMUCLE IS ONE OF SIR DUCHAINS ACCOUNT, I ALSO KNOW THIS FOR A FACT.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 31, 2005, 11:44:01 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

  He probably assumed you'd think he's gay. Many people think that, about bodybuilders.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: gibberj2 on December 31, 2005, 07:52:35 PM
Don't laugh at him for that. he's a fat guy who doesn't know about getting in shape. on the other hand there are tons of people with HALFWAY decent physiques who talk like they're the best bodybuilders in the universe.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: DIVISION on December 31, 2005, 08:20:28 PM

....Is this what this forum's come to? An out of shape guy gets ridiculed for wanting to better himself? This thread gets the thumbs down. ~ >:(

Welcome to GetBig, nugga!   :D

Only here can you get this kind of abuse.





DIV
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Earl1972 on January 01, 2006, 10:55:19 AM
ACTUALLY NO HE'S NOT


I'm pretty sure he is

if he isn't he is atleast one of his fans

E
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: ChristopherA on January 01, 2006, 01:26:02 PM
So after he put the magazine back did you get a date with him or not.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: BayGBM on January 01, 2006, 01:43:03 PM
So after he put the magazine back did you get a date with him or not.

lol  ;D
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Howard on January 01, 2006, 10:35:27 PM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

Ok so you caught me, but that gut is not from beer my friend , it is all donuts buddy :o
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: nicorulez on January 02, 2006, 07:56:22 PM
Mansonvier, what a total asshole you must have looked like.  It is like the 12 year old kid who sneaks a peak at a Hustler magazine at the Airport. No wonder he closed the mag, he probably thought you wanted to hump his leg. No wonder bb get such bad reputations. No matter how literate and articulate they are, it only takes a few chumps like you to ruin the broth. What the hell was so interesting that you had to stick your piehole in on it....oh wait, it was you dreamdate Dorian talking about biceps training. :o
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2006, 07:58:41 PM
Mansonvier, what a total asshole you must have looked like.  It is like the 12 year old kid who sneaks a peak at a Hustler magazine at the Airport. No wonder he closed the mag, he probably thought you wanted to hump his leg. No wonder bb get such bad reputations. No matter how literate and articulate they are, it only takes a few chumps like you to ruin the broth. What the hell was so interesting that you had to stick your piehole in on it....oh wait, it was you dreamdate Dorian talking about biceps training. :o

  Why the hostility, Nicorulez? He was just curious, about what type of person, reads bodybuilding mags.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 08, 2006, 04:07:04 PM
Congrats... you fucked up the one instance where this guy might have had the chance to make something of himself and fix his weight problem.  Your little "Huh huh.. you're too fat to be lookin at a FLEX."  attitude seems a little too high on your priority list.  You're a fuckin dumbass.
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on January 08, 2006, 08:50:59 PM
HAHA. Some people seem to get offended easy. Was it the middle-aged man with a beer gut comments? A little close to home? :o
Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Sean-DeMarco on February 16, 2006, 11:15:35 AM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!

....and the point of this is?????  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: This guy at the store looking at Flex magazine....
Post by: Maxt on February 16, 2006, 01:24:06 PM
  I was at the store browsing the magazines and I saw this guy that looked to be in his late 40s pic up a Flex magazine. This guy was wearing a dirty gray t-shirt with a beer gut hanging out. haha. He had decent forearms and that's about it. So I kinda leaned a little bit to see what article he was looking at and he got this self-conscisous look on his face and put it back on the rack. hahaha. He must have been thinking - golly, I wonder if this magazine will reveal the secrets I need to get big like the pros. hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!
Mansonvier=Douchebag