Jack, Jack, Jack. The infamous I'm bigger than you comeback? That's it, that's the best you got?
All I'll say is that there's a kindergartner at PS 107 that wants his lunch money back. And he'll even let you play on the swings after you take a time out.
Oh, and you left out one other thing "I wouldn't know about". A bazooka sized syringe that needs to be moved with a wheelbarrow.
Your dish has been served, 'big guy'.