Booty, when they say 'PTPS,' this isn't really what they mean.
Wikipedia entry on camel toe
"The degree to which a woman's mons pubis protrudes depends on a number of factors, including body weight, distribution of adipose tissue and genetic variation in anatomy."
That pussy is even fatter than che's wife's. At least Booty can use the harrowing criticism as motivation (and PTPS after the diet so we can evaluate on a before/after basis).