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DroppingPlates

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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #75 on: January 30, 2014, 07:14:49 AM »
A blond beard will suit The Wolf 8)
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2014, 08:58:22 AM »
Wolf doesn't has the viking moves!  :D
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TEH boob

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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2014, 11:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Danimal77 on January 29, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Modern women want men to fucking shave/wax their body hair too (be groomed). I don't know what's becoming of society.


NONONONONO!! Please don't do this. Hairy chests are really sexy and masculine...I understand some women think differently, but I think the more masculine, the better.

Stubble facial hair is perfect, imo. Full on beards is something that can be attractive on the select few, but beards will never be sexy. Clean shaven has it's place...but a bit of hair on the face is nice
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2014, 12:52:00 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on January 30, 2014, 11:48:02 AM

NONONONONO!! Please don't do this. Hairy chests are really sexy and masculine...I understand some women think differently, but I think the more masculine, the better.

Stubble facial hair is perfect, imo. Full on beards is something that can be attractive on the select few, but beards will never be sexy. Clean shaven has it's place...but a bit of hair on the face is nice

why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2014, 12:56:40 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 30, 2014, 12:52:00 PM
why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?

This is why -

BEARD FACTS

 1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability.

 2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food.

 3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest.

 4. Science has shown that beards rarely sleep.

 5. Acts as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless.

 6. Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm.

 7. Dramatically increases your wood chopping capabilities.

 8. Helps you to instinctively know where the nearest mountain is.

 9. Increases handsomeness.

 10. Fits on your face.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2014, 01:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 29, 2014, 07:51:27 PM
There's something creepy about grown man that prefers to keep his face bare. The Bible says wearing a beard is holy. It doesn't matter what you can grow as long as you're growing. Military was the only exception...and those with Alopecia.

clean shaven is a sign of beta.  This is exactly why the armed forces insist upon it...its all about creating subservient men.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2014, 02:48:12 PM »
I hate being clean shaven. I tend to look my best with about three or four days of stubble on there.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2014, 02:57:35 PM »
Nothing better than rubbing man bear juice onto your freshly shaved chin - the burning sensation is a jackpot on the Juruth Richter scale of transmuted scrotums.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2014, 03:05:02 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 30, 2014, 12:52:00 PM
why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?

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Here's science on facial hair attractiveness:
http://m.theweek.com/article.php?id=248999

I also agree with the survey, #3 wins
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2014, 03:30:24 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on January 30, 2014, 03:05:02 PM
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Here's science on facial hair attractiveness:
http://m.theweek.com/article.php?id=248999

I also agree with the survey, #3 wins

Interesting and unexpected outcomes, my last girl was always very 'anti-beardish'.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2014, 04:20:52 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on January 30, 2014, 03:05:02 PM
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Here's science on facial hair attractiveness:
http://m.theweek.com/article.php?id=248999

I also agree with the survey, #3 wins

heavy stubble is the most itchy stage of growing a beard though, no fun for the wearer.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2014, 04:35:14 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 30, 2014, 04:20:52 PM
heavy stubble is the most itchy stage of growing a beard though, no fun for the wearer.

But my goodness it is soo sexy!  :P
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2014, 05:45:06 PM »
I have been rocking the 1/8" stubble-beard for years. It's part of my professional persona now.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2014, 06:10:11 PM »
Quote from: EastCoastChick on January 30, 2014, 04:35:14 PM
But my goodness it is soo sexy!  :P

SEE!

I can feel my heart rate going up already
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2014, 09:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 29, 2014, 07:51:27 PM
There's something creepy about grown man that prefers to keep his face bare. The Bible says wearing a beard is holy. It doesn't matter what you can grow as long as you're growing. Military was the only exception...and those with Alopecia.

spoken like an unemployed American who spends his waking hours on the internet.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2014, 09:53:42 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 30, 2014, 12:52:00 PM
why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?
weird, I feel that way too when I stroke your beard
with my thighs
 ;)
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2014, 11:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 29, 2014, 07:58:51 PM
In before some jerkface posts old pics of me clean shaven. I was I was in the Air Force.

Bullshit.  You're navy material.  At best.
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Re: I don't trust a man without facial hair.
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2014, 01:34:48 AM »
Quote from: Lobstah on January 30, 2014, 09:53:42 PM
weird, I feel that way too when I stroke your beard
with my thighs
 ;)

finally a woman who feels the way I do about my beard lol
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