Do You Have "Nice Guy" Syndrome?

[Howard]

(Forthcoming in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, May 2013)

Diagnostic Criteria for "Nice Guy" Syndrome

(I) qualitative impairment of ability to interact with women, as manifested by at least three of the following:

     (A) marked impairments in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body posture, and gestures to regulate social interaction when surrounded by women

     (B) little to no sexual relations with women in the context of a non-ascetic lifestyle

     (C) extreme and excessive submissiveness to women, including repetitive apologizing for behavior, opening doors for women, and throwing of one's coat over puddles such that women may walk over it in order to avoid getting wet

     (D) having the username 'dj181' on one or more bodybuilding fora

(II) possession of a deep-seated, bubbling-to-the-surface hatred of women

(III) possession of at least two of the following beliefs:

     (A) the belief that one is a genuinely nice guy

     (B) the belief that nice guys lie oneself are inherently less attractive to women

     (C) the belief that women naturally pursue "assholes," "douchebags," etc. to one's detriment

Not me, I'm a proud A-hole so stfu and remove this lame thread asap.

[syntaxmachine]

Not me, I'm a proud A-hole so stfu and remove this lame thread asap.

[syntaxmachine]

Not me, I'm a proud A-hole so stfu and remove this lame thread asap.

How has that worked for you thus far, Howard?

Wait a minute, I think I already have the answer.

Falconian Analytics Engaged

Howard

Ho Ward

Ho=Slut you bang

Ward='To drive away' (in one of its senses)

You drive away all the hoes.

[240 is Back]

the less you give a fck, the better you will do.

[Wiggs]

How has that worked for you thus far, Howard?

Wait a minute, I think I already have the answer.

Falconian Analytics Engaged

Howard

Ho Ward

Ho=Slut you bang

Ward='To drive away' (more or less)

You drive away all the hoes.

LMAO!

[Kwon_2]

How has that worked for you thus far, Howard?

Wait a minute, I think I already have the answer.

Falconian Analytics Engaged

Howard

Ho Ward

Ho=Slut you bang

Ward='To drive away' (in one of its senses)

You drive away all the hoes.

Drive away the hoes, but keep the good loyal ones

[cephissus]

How has that worked for you thus far, Howard?

Wait a minute, I think I already have the answer.

Falconian Analytics Engaged

Howard

Ho Ward

Ho=Slut you bang

Ward='To drive away' (in one of its senses)

You drive away all the hoes.

syntax mastering some new arts

[Griffith]

the less you give a fck, the better you will do.

x2

But unfortunately I have had some lapses in judgement recently 

[_bruce_]

There's a difference between being a nice guy and being a feeble-minded skirt-chasing ladies' man. You can and should be courteous and respectful to courteous and respectful people, but you don't have to be a milquetoast.

x2 - so called nice guys, and assholes, are different facade to a similar person who is afraid of conflict and natural polarization.

[Parker]

Example. This will not end well. He is Mr. Gushy, she is "shocked"
http://www.steveharveytv.com/the-proposal/

[syntaxmachine]

[DroppingPlates]

Haha, best thread of the week!

[dj181]

[Team Diver]

[240 is Back]

Gunter looks insanely big there

[Griffith]

Thanks for posting that.

Any time I ever have any urge to be 'nice' I will think of this.

Holy shit...

[syntaxmachine]

Thanks for posting that.

Any time I ever have any urge to be 'nice' I will think of this.

Holy shit...

It's clearly preferable to be a 'mr. Model' type over one of these sad souls.

[DroppingPlates]

Great song,... mr nice guy

[Parker]

It's clearly preferable to be a 'mr. Model' type over one of these sad souls

"Can't beat them, join them", eh?

[syntaxmachine]

"Can't beat them, join them", eh?

I wouldn't know what that's like because I'm a getbigger -- I had an orgy with the nurses immediately upon leaving the womb.

But for the betas that are the subject of this thread, yes, your adage is pertinent.

[Palpatine Q]

I think the problem wIth these guys is they are ugly.

Dj181 can relate,  personality is irrelevant when you look like a vulture.

LOL@  him even typing the word narcissist

[Griffith]

I think the problem wIth these guys is they are ugly.

Dj181 can relate,  personality is irrelevant when you look like a vulture.

LOL@  him even typing the word narcissist

But take a look around, there are loads of beautiful or attractive women with guys who like shit and aren't even rich.

[Palpatine Q]

But take a look around, there are loads of beautiful or attractive women with guys who like shit and aren't even rich.

There are ?

Maybe in some beer commercial fantasy

[haider]

How has that worked for you thus far, Howard?

Wait a minute, I think I already have the answer.

Falconian Analytics Engaged

Howard

Ho Ward

Ho=Slut you bang

Ward='To drive away' (in one of its senses)

You drive away all the hoes.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[el numero uno]

Haha great thread