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Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas
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more
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Looks like a lot of fun
You can see it in the eyes......not quite "stable"
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you think thats hot?
wow im confused
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Is that the bitch from candyman? Nah, it can't be she had a better face. Great titties but she has the face of a ghoul.
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What's "bangin" about this broad?
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Looks like a lot of fun
You can see it in the eyes......not quite "stable"
She's in a mental hospital supposedly she is bi-polar or schizo...and she likes "dippers"...oh, "lovely"...a large chested chica who wil screw your brains out, and you wake up in the morning with a loaded Four-5 to head...
She was in Life and Devil in a Blue Dress
XXXII look at the tiggoes and the curves...besides she has a "natural" look to her...I guess you could say "naturally crazy"
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you think thats hot?
wow im confused
She's wifey type, not a 10, but she'll do...I like em thick and busty...she has the resume...Plus she looks real, not like a lot of those touched up fake pics (like Coco, and then her real deflated ass in beach pics)...But I also like the Brazilian chicas I was putting up, and they took they thread and put it on another board >:(
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She's wifey type, not a 10, but she'll do...I like em thick and busty...she has the resume...Plus she looks real, not like a lot of those touched up fake pics (like Coco, and then her real deflated ass in beach pics)...But I also like the Brazilian chicas I was putting up, and they took they thread and put it on another board >:(
i'm glad u like her cause i'd run away. women messed up like her turn your world upside. you know what's going but you stay in the relationship until she got u doing stupid stuff. hot bod, mega tits, nice skin, come thru your window 3 in the morn but your ticket to the loon-bin
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i'm glad u like her cause i'd run away. women messed up like her turn your world upside. you know what's going but you stay in the relationship until she got u doing stupid stuff. hot bod, mega tits, nice skin, come thru your window 3 in the morn but your ticket to the loon-bin
Yeah, that's what i said...I COULD NOT DEAL WITH IT...she always had that crazy reckless look in her eye...so did the chick I knew...
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:P
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She's in a mental hospital supposedly she is bi-polar or schizo...and she likes "dippers"...oh, "lovely"...a large chested chica who wil screw your brains out, and you wake up in the morning with a loaded Four-5 to head...
What are "dippers" and "Four-5"?
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:P
damn gimmicks.
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What are "dippers" and "Four-5"?
"Dippers" are cigarettes or blunts dipped in PCP, a Four-5 is well a .45... Usually people on dippers act like they are off the hook, and pepper spray doesn't affect them, and they are hard to take down. Also they act like they are "hot', taking clothes off, apparently the chemicals make them feel hot (temperature wise). If you've or anyone has seen people on dippers where it is weed and PCP, it's a crazy combo... And apparently Lisa Nicole Carson, like Dippers...she had been thrown off the set of shows and movies for her erratic behavior...now I guess she is in a padded room painting butterfly and stick people on her break.
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Some mo
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Mo'
I really like the pic with the flower in the hair...creates a contrast between her wildness and the sereneness of the flower. Untamed "beauty" (in the eyes of the beholder) vs. fragile beauty.
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That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.
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That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.
Dude, her breasts are real...you must be a gimmick....Sure did give me a laugh...oh lemme guess Thor, you'd "hit it"...with a your hammer, Right? And Odin would be pissed and think Loki played a trick on your genitals.
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Parker,
you got to see the chick I'm talking to lately
I'll pm u the pix later
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Yuck.
You could find better looking women in some African squatter camp.
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Devil in a Blue Dress..
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Parker,
you got to see the chick I'm talking to lately
I'll pm u the pix later
yeah, Please do so...
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Devil in a Blue Dress..
wow
i wouldn't leave the house with her around
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She was a lovely woman. I hope she's okay.
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wow
i wouldn't leave the house with her around
Yeah, you'd be stabbed to death...
Devil In A Blue Dress clip
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That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.
LOL you haven't seen many breasts if you think that's fake!
Those are naturals.
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LOL you haven't seen many breasts if you think that's fake!
Those are naturals.
Exactly, Thor is a gimmick.
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There's definitely a hot/crazy correlation but dudes also let them get away with too much shit so they lose perspective. They need a shorter leash.
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There's definitely a hot/crazy correlation but dudes also let them get away with too much shit so they lose perspective. They need a shorter leash.
THIS...
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yeah she was sexy then and nuts,but now past her peak and still nutzo not a good combo now,,,,
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Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas
i think YOUR the fucked up crazy one here.... of all the chicks in the world, you have a crush on her ???
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all women are nuts,,ugly, fat, skinny you name it
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Never seen her before - hotty
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i think YOUR the fucked up crazy one here.... of all the chicks in the world, you have a crush on her ???
Hell yeah Im crazy...most of us are on here are! I said I used to like fom back in the day when she was on Alley McBeal, I didn't know about her craziness.
Quite true, doc...quite true...
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Crazy chicks can also suck a mean dick or throw that cooter pretty damn hard in some cases.
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this is my theme song..usually hits on my ipod half way through my am run
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Nah..naomi crazy and will try to kick your ass too.
I'd still give her a shot though. I like a little tiger in my women. You just have to know how to lead women like that..that's all.
(http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/naomi-campbell-picture-5.jpg)
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Crazy chicks can also suck a mean dick or throw that cooter pretty damn hard in some cases.
truth spoke
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ALL women are psycho/crazy. The faster one accept the fact, the better.
The challenge is to find the least psycho one.
Estrogen is hell of a drug.
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Damn you. Parker. This woman has been on my mind all morning because of your foolishness!
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(http://celeb14.tripod.com/lisanicolecarson/duffer_lisa_nicole_carson_006.jpg)
(http://celeb14.tripod.com/lisanicolecarson/ecj_lisa_nicole_carson_011.jpg)
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Parker if you think this chic is 'bangin' then you need some glasses, she's a chubby mixed latino looking thing..
this is bangin'
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/910/910899/megan-fox-20090624034656835-000.jpg)
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Megan is okay, but she's sort of surgerized...not to mention her toe-thumbs.
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Parker if you think this chic is 'bangin' then you need some glasses, she's a chubby mixed latino looking thing..
this is bangin'
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/910/910899/megan-fox-20090624034656835-000.jpg)
she makes my ( . )( . ) hard (yes homo)
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Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas
brooke shields and margot kidder always had crazy looks about them in the movies, you could look in their eyes and see pure crazy.
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Megan is okay, but she's sort of surgerized...
you know, i caught onto the Megan Fox phase fairly late because i couldn't stand how overexposed she became
but, by god, is she hot
btw, parker, i know this is besides the point of this thread but i think it is also in a similar vein.
did you realzie how hot Phlycia Rashad was on the Cosby Show when you were a kid or as you got older and watched her in re-runs?
I was a kid and didnt notice
but as i got older, i couldn't believe how much of a fox she was
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she makes my ( . )( . ) hard (yes homo)
It's her eyes and demeanor, they just scream 'fuck me'
she could make a dead guy hard with that look.
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you know, i caught onto the Megan Fox phase fairly late because i couldn't stand how overexposed she became
but, by god, is she hot
btw, parker, i know this is besides the point of this thread but i think it is also in a similar vein.
did you realzie how hot Phlycia Rashad was on the Cosby Show when you were a kid or as you got older and watched her in re-runs?
I was a kid and didnt notice
but as i got older, i couldn't believe how much of a fox she was
Yes, it's the way P. Rashad tilted her head, her eyez and her tone of voice. She was "wifey", classy, sensual, and just intelligent. Even now, I have a thing for women who tilt their heads like her...it's a turn on...
Capt E, there are many types of banging. Yes Megan Fox (and Megan Goode) are bangin, extremely so. But from the neck up, Megan Fox has the goods. I like hourglass figures, it's just something about that. Plus Lisa got that twinkle in her eye like "you are about to ge the ride of your life", and you just might, but also get shot by her husband and her two boyfriends.
Brooklyn...yeah man.
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Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas
never trust a woman with a lazy eye.
poor genes !
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Hell yeah Im crazy...most of us are on here are! I said I used to like fom back in the day when she was on Alley McBeal, I didn't know about her craziness.
Quite true, doc...quite true...
lol
I thought i was in danger of outing myself by admitting that i'd watched Ally McBeal. She always pissed me off in that, i never found her particularly attractive then or now.
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lol
I thought i was in danger of outing myself by admitting that i'd watched Ally McBeal. She always pissed me off in that, i never found her particularly attractive then or now.
exactly. Bitch was always getting play even though she was the most unattractive chick on the show. I think that was the joke of the show. I only watched it for Lisa nicole Carson, Liu, and Portia de Rossi,
panda,,what lazy eye? Biggie, he had a lazy eye. Aaliyah and Left Eye Lopes, they had lazy eyes.
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Cosi fan tutte.
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Funny story.
When I was in 8th grade, i had a girlfriend. This was a legit girlfriend, my very first one. We all had girls we called girlfriends before that but this was a legit one that i was actually sexually attracted to for the first time.
The reason i bring this story up was because she had the same exact build as this girl that Parker posted. Same torpedo tits, slightfly fucked up face, little chubby but not too bad, and best of all only 13 (8th grade, once again). But she was white.
Anyways, we were dating for a week. in 8th grade terms, this is equivalent to a 8 year relationship. She calls me after school, we talk about some teachers, laugh, what not. I fall madly in love with her. Anyways, friday afternoon, i go up to her.
Me:"Do you want to go by the mall this weekend?"
Her: "No, baby, I can't".
Yes, she called me baby, which would give me even more of a boner.
Me: "ok then, call me, i'll talk to you all weekend and see you in school monday".
Her: "sure thing baby".
So, that weekend, i go to the mall by myself (we lived right behind it, so i'd walk over there and look around). There she was... ON A DATE WITH A BLACK GUY NAMED PONCE!
I remember his name was Ponce because it was a stupid ass name i'll never forget. He looked like Bokeem Woodbine. For those of you who know who that is, you know he's ugly as shit too. I just stood there in shock, and didn't know what to do. The love of my life was going out with a black guy! To make things worse, he was one of like 3 black kids in the whole county! I knew about the stereotypes and i was pretty sure i was going to get a handjob that weekend!
So i see them, they're walking towards me, so i run up the escalator to watch them so they can't see me. As i'm running up, i don't know what to do so i start crying so loud! I'm screaming like an infant! Ponce looks up and waves at me completely oblivious (i wasn't friends with him, he just knew me from school). I run away , arms flailing and all.
Monday, i go back to school devastated. I remember i didn't even wash my Chicago bulls 3x world champions hat (it was 1994). I just stood there, put my hat on and cried.
She walks up to me and goes "baby what's wrong?"
And i yell at the top of my lungs "I saw you holding hands with Ponce!"
Incidentally, this is when my voice cracked for the first time.
I was so fucking embarassed and i blame this for me being a racist to this day.
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LOL @ Hawkins!
Great story!!
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Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.
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Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.
Soo black, you think you were fucking the night air?
Hawkins that was funny as hell...
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Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.
Black enough to get marked absent from night school.
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Black enough that her mother named her Inque.
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Yeah, I am not really seeing the bangin part about this chick>?
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Yeah, I am not really seeing the bangin part about this chick>?
Take a look at her in that blue dress...all the rest of pics, she has a sort of wildness to her...she may not be to everyone's liking, but she does have a certain sex appeal. The type that wears stockings and garters in a 1950's housewife with heels setting...except she would be a Jazz Musician's wife
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Take a look at her in that blue dress...all the rest of pics, she has a sort of wildness to her...she may not be to everyone's liking, but she does have a certain sex appeal. The type that wears stockings and garters in a 1950's housewife with heels setting...except she would be a Jazz Musician's wife
All I see is a pair of big tits and that's about as far as I can take it...
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All I see is a pair of big tits and that's about as far as I can take it...
Hey, well that's you...I respect it, that's all good 8)
some may find Jamie Easton fine as frog hair, but I like curves, big tatas, big brown eyes, DSLs, and a round phatty.
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Hey, well that's you...I respect it, that's all good 8)
some may find Jamie Easton fine as frog hair, but I like curves, big tatas, big brown eyes, DSLs, and a round phatty.
believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before
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believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before
You must have thin lips. :)
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believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before
Funny, believe it or not, a few yrs ago my mother found out what KY Jelly is...she didn't know.
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You must have thin lips. :)
um no (I guess I dont) some fucking 170 llb twink at a bar said you have the hottest dsl's ive seen..So this man that overheard that remark was like wow he got some balls..I said before I rip into this nutfuck what are dsl's
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What's "bangin" about this broad?
No kidding...the only thing bangin about that chick is she looks like she's been banged in the face with an ugly stick !!
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No kidding...the only thing bangin about that chick is she looks like she's been banged in the face with an ugly stick !!
Well, obviously she's bangin enough to do a love seen with Denzel, and you know all the ladies he does love scenes with are attractive. Check the clip i posted.
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um no (I guess I dont) some fucking 170 llb twink at a bar said you have the hottest dsl's ive seen..So this man that overheard that remark was like wow he got some balls..I said before I rip into this nutfuck what are dsl's
Hilarious!!
Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.
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Hilarious!!
Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.
Or if the chick isn't worth real game.... 8)
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Hilarious!!
Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.
he was a cutie Id say about 24 or 25..These fucking young asses think all women 40 and over want a young buck to bed down..Sorry not this cougar
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he was a cutie Id say about 24 or 25..These fucking young asses think all women 40 and over want a young buck to bed down..Sorry not this cougar
Than your not cougar.... ::)
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Than your not cougar.... ::)
what is your definition of a cougar. Mine is a decent looking, stays healthy woman 40 years or older
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Cosi fan tutte.
Exactly. It's not like we're the first group to figure this shit out. They had, like, operas about this nuttiness 00's of years ago. :)
/crazy in the head/ amazing in bed.
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what is your definition of a cougar. Mine is a decent looking, stays healthy woman 40 years or older
Well, by modern day definetion. It is an older woman most likely in her 40's that persues younger men around mid 20's and younger usually for sexual gratification. By the way, its not my definition. I didn't make it up pop culture did. By pop culture definition you are not a cougar.
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Funny story.
When I was in 8th grade, i had a girlfriend. This was a legit girlfriend, my very first one. We all had girls we called girlfriends before that but this was a legit one that i was actually sexually attracted to for the first time.
The reason i bring this story up was because she had the same exact build as this girl that Parker posted. Same torpedo tits, slightfly fucked up face, little chubby but not too bad, and best of all only 13 (8th grade, once again). But she was white.
Anyways, we were dating for a week. in 8th grade terms, this is equivalent to a 8 year relationship. She calls me after school, we talk about some teachers, laugh, what not. I fall madly in love with her. Anyways, friday afternoon, i go up to her.
Me:"Do you want to go by the mall this weekend?"
Her: "No, baby, I can't".
Yes, she called me baby, which would give me even more of a boner.
Me: "ok then, call me, i'll talk to you all weekend and see you in school monday".
Her: "sure thing baby".
So, that weekend, i go to the mall by myself (we lived right behind it, so i'd walk over there and look around). There she was... ON A DATE WITH A BLACK GUY NAMED PONCE!
I remember his name was Ponce because it was a stupid ass name i'll never forget. He looked like Bokeem Woodbine. For those of you who know who that is, you know he's ugly as shit too. I just stood there in shock, and didn't know what to do. The love of my life was going out with a black guy! To make things worse, he was one of like 3 black kids in the whole county! I knew about the stereotypes and i was pretty sure i was going to get a handjob that weekend!
So i see them, they're walking towards me, so i run up the escalator to watch them so they can't see me. As i'm running up, i don't know what to do so i start crying so loud! I'm screaming like an infant! Ponce looks up and waves at me completely oblivious (i wasn't friends with him, he just knew me from school). I run away , arms flailing and all.
Monday, i go back to school devastated. I remember i didn't even wash my Chicago bulls 3x world champions hat (it was 1994). I just stood there, put my hat on and cried.
She walks up to me and goes "baby what's wrong?"
And i yell at the top of my lungs "I saw you holding hands with Ponce!"
Incidentally, this is when my voice cracked for the first time.
I was so fucking embarassed and i blame this for me being a racist to this day.
I want my 3 minutes back!! :-X :-X
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Exactly. It's not like we're the first group to figure this shit out. They had, like, operas about this nuttiness 00's of years ago. :)
/crazy in the head/ amazing in bed.
Moth & flame. :(
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Moth & flame. :(
*Stands up tall* Je ne regrette rien. ;D
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*Stands up tall* Je ne regrette rien. ;D
I'm not going to bother guessing how many non-gay members get the Edith Piaf joke and go to bed now.
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I'm not going to bother guessing how many non-gay members get the Edith Piaf joke and go to bed now.
But. Oh no! Better eat me a raw steak and run some power tools.
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Well, by modern day definetion. It is an older woman most likely in her 40's that persues younger men around mid 20's and younger usually for sexual gratification. By the way, its not my definition. I didn't make it up pop culture did. By pop culture definition you are not a cougar.
My definition of cougar is a woman in her 40's and up who is either divorced, cheating on her husband, on her 2nd, 3rd, 4th marriage, a milf, or wannabe milf, desperately insecure, miles and baggage on her and her cooter, who seeks younger men, because they are not hip to the mentally unstable fuck ups that these women are. Men see cooter, women see a new test driver. Remember used Ferrari, new owner, who is younger--but hey it's a Ferrari (until you see the maintenance)