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Title: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:14:28 AM
Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
 I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas
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Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:15:14 AM
more
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Post by: Boost on March 09, 2010, 02:17:46 AM
Looks like a lot of fun

You can see it in the eyes......not quite "stable"
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Post by: io856 on March 09, 2010, 02:21:05 AM
you think thats hot?

wow im confused
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Post by: cross-of-iron on March 09, 2010, 02:23:34 AM
Is that the bitch from candyman? Nah, it can't be she had a better face. Great titties but she has the face of a ghoul.
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Post by: XXXII/LX on March 09, 2010, 02:25:13 AM
What's "bangin" about this broad?
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:27:26 AM
Looks like a lot of fun

You can see it in the eyes......not quite "stable"
She's in a mental hospital supposedly she is bi-polar or schizo...and she likes "dippers"...oh, "lovely"...a large chested chica who wil screw your brains out, and you wake up in the morning with a loaded Four-5 to head...

She was in Life and Devil in a Blue Dress

XXXII look at the tiggoes and the curves...besides she has a "natural" look to her...I guess you could say "naturally crazy"
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:29:26 AM
you think thats hot?

wow im confused
She's wifey type, not a 10, but she'll do...I like em thick and busty...she has the resume...Plus she looks real, not like a lot of those touched up fake pics (like Coco, and then her real deflated ass  in beach pics)...But I also like the Brazilian chicas I was putting up, and they took they thread and put it on another board >:(
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: G_Thang on March 09, 2010, 02:36:32 AM
She's wifey type, not a 10, but she'll do...I like em thick and busty...she has the resume...Plus she looks real, not like a lot of those touched up fake pics (like Coco, and then her real deflated ass  in beach pics)...But I also like the Brazilian chicas I was putting up, and they took they thread and put it on another board >:(

i'm glad u like her cause i'd run away.  women messed up like her turn your world upside.  you know what's going but you stay in the relationship until she got u doing stupid stuff.  hot bod, mega tits, nice skin, come thru your window 3 in the morn but your ticket to the loon-bin
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:40:06 AM
i'm glad u like her cause i'd run away.  women messed up like her turn your world upside.  you know what's going but you stay in the relationship until she got u doing stupid stuff.  hot bod, mega tits, nice skin, come thru your window 3 in the morn but your ticket to the loon-bin
Yeah, that's what i said...I COULD NOT DEAL WITH IT...she always had that crazy reckless look in her eye...so did the chick I knew...
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Post by: Griffith on March 09, 2010, 02:44:16 AM
 :P
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Post by: Kwon on March 09, 2010, 02:47:17 AM
She's in a mental hospital supposedly she is bi-polar or schizo...and she likes "dippers"...oh, "lovely"...a large chested chica who wil screw your brains out, and you wake up in the morning with a loaded Four-5 to head...

What are "dippers" and "Four-5"?
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: G_Thang on March 09, 2010, 02:50:23 AM
:P

damn gimmicks.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:51:19 AM
What are "dippers" and "Four-5"?
"Dippers" are cigarettes or blunts dipped in PCP, a Four-5 is well a .45... Usually people on dippers act like they are off the hook, and pepper spray doesn't affect them, and they are hard to take down. Also they act like they are "hot', taking clothes off, apparently the chemicals make them feel hot (temperature wise). If you've or anyone has seen people on dippers where it is weed and PCP, it's a crazy combo... And apparently Lisa Nicole Carson, like Dippers...she had been thrown off the set of shows and movies for her erratic behavior...now I guess she is in a padded room painting butterfly and stick people on her break.
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Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:03:39 AM
Some mo
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Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:06:48 AM
Mo'

I really like the pic with the flower in the hair...creates a contrast between her wildness and the sereneness of the flower. Untamed "beauty" (in the eyes of the beholder) vs. fragile beauty.
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Post by: thor_odin on March 09, 2010, 03:09:45 AM
That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:14:08 AM
That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.
Dude, her breasts are real...you must be a gimmick....Sure did give me a laugh...oh lemme guess Thor, you'd "hit it"...with a your hammer, Right? And Odin would be pissed and think Loki played a trick on your genitals.
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Post by: johnnynoname on March 09, 2010, 03:20:45 AM
Parker,
you got to see the chick I'm talking to lately
I'll pm u the pix later
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Griffith on March 09, 2010, 03:24:05 AM
Yuck.
You could find better looking women in some African squatter camp.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:32:38 AM
Devil in a Blue Dress..
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:33:28 AM
Parker,
you got to see the chick I'm talking to lately
I'll pm u the pix later
yeah, Please do so...
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Boost on March 09, 2010, 04:03:50 AM
Devil in a Blue Dress..
wow

i wouldn't leave the house with her around
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Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 09, 2010, 04:17:12 AM
She was a lovely woman. I hope she's okay.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 04:18:30 AM
wow

i wouldn't leave the house with her around
Yeah, you'd be stabbed to death...
Devil In A Blue Dress clip
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Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Kwon on March 09, 2010, 04:19:28 AM
That thing is revolting. Fake boobs and a masculine chin. Looks like she could grow a beard on it.

LOL you haven't seen many breasts if you think that's fake!

Those are naturals.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 05:32:49 AM
LOL you haven't seen many breasts if you think that's fake!

Those are naturals.
Exactly, Thor is a gimmick.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
There's definitely a hot/crazy correlation but dudes also let them get away with too much shit so they lose perspective. They need a shorter leash.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: BIG DUB on March 09, 2010, 06:49:35 AM
There's definitely a hot/crazy correlation but dudes also let them get away with too much shit so they lose perspective. They need a shorter leash.


THIS...
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: njflex on March 09, 2010, 07:11:10 AM
yeah she was sexy then and nuts,but now past her peak and still nutzo not a good combo now,,,,
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: SaltShaker on March 09, 2010, 07:21:51 AM
Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
 I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas


i think YOUR the fucked up crazy one here.... of all the chicks in the world, you have a crush on her ???
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Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
all women are nuts,,ugly, fat, skinny you name it
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Post by: _bruce_ on March 09, 2010, 08:03:05 AM
Never seen her before - hotty
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 11:14:35 AM
i think YOUR the fucked up crazy one here.... of all the chicks in the world, you have a crush on her ???
Hell yeah Im crazy...most of us are on here are! I said I used to like fom back in the day when she was on Alley McBeal, I didn't know about her craziness.

Quite true, doc...quite true...
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Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
Crazy chicks can also suck a mean dick or throw that cooter pretty damn hard in some cases.
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Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 11:51:13 AM
this is my theme song..usually hits on my ipod half way through my am run

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Post by: K-1 on March 09, 2010, 11:51:45 AM
Nah..naomi crazy and will try to kick your ass too.

I'd still give her a shot though. I like a little tiger in my women. You just have to know how to lead women like that..that's all.

(http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/naomi-campbell-picture-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: K-1 on March 09, 2010, 11:53:15 AM
Crazy chicks can also suck a mean dick or throw that cooter pretty damn hard in some cases.

truth spoke
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Post by: Genius on March 09, 2010, 12:00:12 PM
ALL women are psycho/crazy. The faster one accept the fact, the better.

The challenge is to find the least psycho one.

Estrogen is hell of a drug.
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Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 09, 2010, 12:27:39 PM
Damn you. Parker. This woman has been on my mind all morning because of your foolishness!
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Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 09, 2010, 12:32:48 PM
(http://celeb14.tripod.com/lisanicolecarson/duffer_lisa_nicole_carson_006.jpg)

(http://celeb14.tripod.com/lisanicolecarson/ecj_lisa_nicole_carson_011.jpg)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 09, 2010, 12:35:10 PM
Parker if you think this chic is 'bangin' then you need some glasses, she's a chubby mixed latino looking thing..

this is bangin'

(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/910/910899/megan-fox-20090624034656835-000.jpg)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 09, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
Megan is okay, but she's sort of surgerized...not to mention her toe-thumbs.
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Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 12:37:06 PM
Parker if you think this chic is 'bangin' then you need some glasses, she's a chubby mixed latino looking thing..

this is bangin'

(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/910/910899/megan-fox-20090624034656835-000.jpg)

she makes my (  .  )(  .  ) hard (yes homo)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: funk51 on March 09, 2010, 12:37:28 PM
Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
 I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas

brooke shields and margot kidder always had crazy looks about them in the movies, you could look in their eyes and see pure crazy.
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Post by: johnnynoname on March 09, 2010, 12:39:17 PM
Megan is okay, but she's sort of surgerized...

you know, i caught onto the Megan Fox phase fairly late because i couldn't stand how overexposed she became

but, by god, is she hot


btw, parker, i know this is besides the point of this thread but i think it is also in a similar vein.

did you realzie how hot Phlycia Rashad was on the Cosby Show when you were a kid or as you got older and watched her in re-runs?

I was a kid and didnt notice
but as i got older, i couldn't believe how much of a fox she was
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 09, 2010, 12:40:51 PM
she makes my (  .  )(  .  ) hard (yes homo)

It's her eyes and demeanor, they just scream 'fuck me'

she could make a dead guy hard with that look.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
you know, i caught onto the Megan Fox phase fairly late because i couldn't stand how overexposed she became

but, by god, is she hot


btw, parker, i know this is besides the point of this thread but i think it is also in a similar vein.

did you realzie how hot Phlycia Rashad was on the Cosby Show when you were a kid or as you got older and watched her in re-runs?

I was a kid and didnt notice
but as i got older, i couldn't believe how much of a fox she was
Yes, it's the way P. Rashad tilted her head, her eyez and her tone of voice. She was "wifey", classy, sensual, and just intelligent. Even now, I have a thing for women who tilt their heads like her...it's a turn on...
Capt E, there are many types of banging. Yes Megan Fox (and Megan Goode) are bangin, extremely so. But from the neck up, Megan Fox has the goods. I like hourglass figures, it's just something about that. Plus Lisa got that twinkle in her eye like "you are about to ge the ride of your life", and you just might, but also get shot by her husband and her two boyfriends.


Brooklyn...yeah man.
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Post by: Fatpanda on March 09, 2010, 01:14:20 PM
Lisa Nicole Carson, I've had a thing for her since Alley McBeal...but she is a legitimately crazy chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nicole_Carson)
 I had "known" a chick, just like her, looks,etc, and yes, she was "certified"
feast your eyes fellas


never trust a woman with a lazy eye.

poor genes !
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Dreadlifter on March 09, 2010, 02:00:19 PM
Hell yeah Im crazy...most of us are on here are! I said I used to like fom back in the day when she was on Alley McBeal, I didn't know about her craziness.

Quite true, doc...quite true...

lol

I thought i was in danger of outing myself by admitting that i'd watched Ally McBeal. She always pissed me off in that, i never found her particularly attractive then or now.
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Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 02:07:03 PM
lol

I thought i was in danger of outing myself by admitting that i'd watched Ally McBeal. She always pissed me off in that, i never found her particularly attractive then or now.
exactly. Bitch was always getting play even though she was the most unattractive chick on the show. I think that was the joke of the show. I only watched it for Lisa nicole Carson, Liu, and Portia de Rossi,

panda,,what lazy eye? Biggie, he had a lazy eye. Aaliyah and Left Eye Lopes, they had lazy eyes.
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Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2010, 02:13:15 PM
Cosi fan tutte.
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Post by: Hawkins on March 09, 2010, 02:16:09 PM
Funny story.

When I was in 8th grade, i had a girlfriend.  This was a legit girlfriend, my very first one.  We all had girls we called girlfriends before that but this was a legit one that i was actually sexually attracted to for the first time.

The reason i bring this story up was because she had the same exact build as this girl that Parker posted.  Same torpedo tits, slightfly fucked up face, little chubby but not too bad, and best of all only 13 (8th grade, once again).  But she was white.

Anyways, we were dating for a week.  in 8th grade terms, this is equivalent to a 8 year relationship.  She calls me after school, we talk about some teachers, laugh, what not.  I fall madly in love with her.  Anyways, friday afternoon, i go up to her.

Me:"Do you want to go by the mall this weekend?"
Her: "No, baby, I can't".

Yes, she called me baby, which would give me even more of a boner.

Me:  "ok then, call me, i'll talk to you all weekend and see you in school monday".
Her:  "sure thing baby".

So, that weekend, i go to the mall by myself (we lived right behind it, so i'd walk over there and look around).  There she was... ON A DATE WITH A BLACK GUY NAMED PONCE!

I remember his name was Ponce because it was a stupid ass name i'll never forget.  He looked like Bokeem Woodbine. For those of you who know who that is, you know he's ugly as shit too. I just stood there in shock, and didn't know what to do.  The love of my life was going out with a black guy!  To make things worse, he was one of like 3 black kids in the whole county!  I knew about the stereotypes and i was pretty sure i was going to get a handjob that weekend!

So i see them, they're walking towards me, so i run up the escalator to watch them so they can't see me.  As i'm running up, i don't know what to do so i start crying so loud!  I'm screaming like an infant!  Ponce looks up and waves at me completely oblivious (i wasn't friends with him, he just knew me from school).  I run away , arms flailing and all.

Monday, i go back to school devastated.  I remember i didn't even wash my Chicago bulls 3x world champions hat (it was 1994).  I just stood there, put my hat on and cried.

She walks up to me and goes "baby what's wrong?"
And i yell at the top of my lungs "I saw you holding hands with Ponce!"

Incidentally, this is when my voice cracked for the first time.

I was so fucking embarassed and i blame this for me being a racist to this day.
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Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 02:18:22 PM
LOL @ Hawkins!

Great story!!
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Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2010, 02:27:47 PM
Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:01:52 PM
Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.
Soo black, you think you were fucking the night air?

Hawkins that was funny as hell...
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Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
Hawkins, this won't be easy for you to hear but you're going to have to have sex with a black woman. And I'm talking Africa black.

Black enough to get marked absent from night school.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:14:36 PM
Black enough that her mother named her Inque.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 09, 2010, 03:24:08 PM
Yeah, I am not really seeing the bangin part about this chick>?
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 03:49:12 PM
Yeah, I am not really seeing the bangin part about this chick>?
Take a look at her in that blue dress...all the rest of pics, she has a sort of wildness to her...she may not be to everyone's liking, but she does have a certain sex appeal.  The type that wears stockings and garters in a 1950's housewife with heels setting...except she would be a Jazz Musician's wife
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 09, 2010, 04:00:13 PM
Take a look at her in that blue dress...all the rest of pics, she has a sort of wildness to her...she may not be to everyone's liking, but she does have a certain sex appeal.  The type that wears stockings and garters in a 1950's housewife with heels setting...except she would be a Jazz Musician's wife

All I see is a pair of big tits and that's about as far as I can take it...
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 04:28:43 PM
All I see is a pair of big tits and that's about as far as I can take it...
Hey, well that's you...I respect it, that's all good 8)
some may find Jamie Easton fine as frog hair, but I like curves, big tatas, big brown eyes, DSLs, and a round phatty.
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Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 04:43:07 PM
Hey, well that's you...I respect it, that's all good 8)
some may find Jamie Easton fine as frog hair, but I like curves, big tatas, big brown eyes, DSLs, and a round phatty.

believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 04:44:09 PM
believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before

You must have thin lips. :)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
believe it or not...I just found out what DSL's are never heard that before
Funny, believe it or not, a few yrs ago my mother found out what KY Jelly is...she didn't know.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 04:48:12 PM
You must have thin lips. :)

um no (I guess I dont) some fucking 170 llb twink at a bar said you have the hottest dsl's ive seen..So this man that overheard that remark was like wow he got some balls..I said before I rip into this nutfuck what are dsl's
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: claymore on March 09, 2010, 04:49:03 PM
What's "bangin" about this broad?

No kidding...the only thing bangin about that chick is she looks like she's been banged in the face with an ugly stick !!
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2010, 04:53:02 PM
No kidding...the only thing bangin about that chick is she looks like she's been banged in the face with an ugly stick !!
Well, obviously she's bangin enough to do a love seen with Denzel, and you know all the ladies he does love scenes with are attractive. Check the clip i posted.
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Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 05:01:06 PM
um no (I guess I dont) some fucking 170 llb twink at a bar said you have the hottest dsl's ive seen..So this man that overheard that remark was like wow he got some balls..I said before I rip into this nutfuck what are dsl's

Hilarious!!

Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.
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Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 09, 2010, 05:58:28 PM
Hilarious!!

Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.

Or if the chick isn't worth real game.... 8)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 06:01:23 PM
Hilarious!!

Not a good way to pick up women but still funny. Lines like that must work for some either seriously good looking or rich dudes.

he was a cutie Id say about 24 or 25..These fucking young asses think all women 40 and over want a young buck to bed down..Sorry not this cougar
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 09, 2010, 06:06:33 PM
he was a cutie Id say about 24 or 25..These fucking young asses think all women 40 and over want a young buck to bed down..Sorry not this cougar

Than your not cougar.... ::)
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: newmom on March 09, 2010, 06:09:11 PM
Than your not cougar.... ::)

what is your definition of a cougar. Mine is a decent looking, stays healthy woman 40 years or older
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: dr.chimps on March 09, 2010, 06:11:10 PM
Cosi fan tutte.
Exactly. It's not like we're the first group to figure this shit out. They had, like, operas about this nuttiness 00's of years ago.  :)

/crazy in the head/ amazing in bed.    
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 09, 2010, 06:14:47 PM
what is your definition of a cougar. Mine is a decent looking, stays healthy woman 40 years or older

Well, by modern day definetion. It is an older woman most likely in her 40's that persues younger men around mid 20's and younger usually for sexual gratification. By the way, its not my definition.  I didn't make it up pop culture did. By pop culture definition you are not a cougar.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 09, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
Funny story.

When I was in 8th grade, i had a girlfriend.  This was a legit girlfriend, my very first one.  We all had girls we called girlfriends before that but this was a legit one that i was actually sexually attracted to for the first time.

The reason i bring this story up was because she had the same exact build as this girl that Parker posted.  Same torpedo tits, slightfly fucked up face, little chubby but not too bad, and best of all only 13 (8th grade, once again).  But she was white.

Anyways, we were dating for a week.  in 8th grade terms, this is equivalent to a 8 year relationship.  She calls me after school, we talk about some teachers, laugh, what not.  I fall madly in love with her.  Anyways, friday afternoon, i go up to her.

Me:"Do you want to go by the mall this weekend?"
Her: "No, baby, I can't".

Yes, she called me baby, which would give me even more of a boner.

Me:  "ok then, call me, i'll talk to you all weekend and see you in school monday".
Her:  "sure thing baby".

So, that weekend, i go to the mall by myself (we lived right behind it, so i'd walk over there and look around).  There she was... ON A DATE WITH A BLACK GUY NAMED PONCE!

I remember his name was Ponce because it was a stupid ass name i'll never forget.  He looked like Bokeem Woodbine. For those of you who know who that is, you know he's ugly as shit too. I just stood there in shock, and didn't know what to do.  The love of my life was going out with a black guy!  To make things worse, he was one of like 3 black kids in the whole county!  I knew about the stereotypes and i was pretty sure i was going to get a handjob that weekend!

So i see them, they're walking towards me, so i run up the escalator to watch them so they can't see me.  As i'm running up, i don't know what to do so i start crying so loud!  I'm screaming like an infant!  Ponce looks up and waves at me completely oblivious (i wasn't friends with him, he just knew me from school).  I run away , arms flailing and all.

Monday, i go back to school devastated.  I remember i didn't even wash my Chicago bulls 3x world champions hat (it was 1994).  I just stood there, put my hat on and cried.

She walks up to me and goes "baby what's wrong?"
And i yell at the top of my lungs "I saw you holding hands with Ponce!"

Incidentally, this is when my voice cracked for the first time.

I was so fucking embarassed and i blame this for me being a racist to this day.

I want my 3 minutes back!!  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2010, 07:45:50 PM
Exactly. It's not like we're the first group to figure this shit out. They had, like, operas about this nuttiness 00's of years ago.  :)

/crazy in the head/ amazing in bed.   

Moth & flame.  :(
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: dr.chimps on March 09, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
Moth & flame.  :(
*Stands up tall*   Je ne regrette rien.  ;D

Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: drkaje on March 09, 2010, 08:03:38 PM
*Stands up tall*   Je ne regrette rien.  ;D



I'm not going to bother guessing how many non-gay members get the Edith Piaf joke and go to bed now.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
I'm not going to bother guessing how many non-gay members get the Edith Piaf joke and go to bed now.

But.  Oh no!  Better eat me a raw steak and run some power tools.
Title: Re: Why do the bangin chicks gotta be the crazy ones?
Post by: Parker on March 10, 2010, 06:13:44 AM
Well, by modern day definetion. It is an older woman most likely in her 40's that persues younger men around mid 20's and younger usually for sexual gratification. By the way, its not my definition.  I didn't make it up pop culture did. By pop culture definition you are not a cougar.
My definition of cougar is a woman in her 40's and up who is either divorced, cheating on her husband, on her 2nd, 3rd, 4th marriage, a milf, or wannabe milf, desperately insecure, miles and baggage on her and her cooter, who seeks younger men, because they are not hip to the mentally unstable fuck ups that these women are. Men see cooter, women see a new test driver. Remember used Ferrari, new owner, who is younger--but hey it's a Ferrari (until you see the maintenance)