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LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« on: December 03, 2013, 09:24:16 PM »
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 09:28:00 PM »
Fucker has a sick build, can't hate on that part about him.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 09:30:18 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on December 03, 2013, 09:28:00 PM
Fucker has a sick build, can't hate on that part about him.

Agreed, I just lost it when this shit popped up on my timeline
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2013, 09:33:45 PM »
At least he has a good GH source
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2013, 09:34:36 PM »
You guys think he actually cut his shirt like that?

I have some old tees I wear that I've had for about 10 years, but nothing that torn up.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2013, 09:37:28 PM »
Wonder if this guy knows he is viewed as the biggest douche at the gym.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 09:37:48 PM »
¨Are you sure that he is juicing… I can’t tell?- nik¨  :D

http://thedirty.com/2013/08/joey-swoll-loves-his-steroids/
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 09:41:30 PM »
So glad I don't live on the east coast every ones short and has no sense of style. To his credit his upper body looks great legs look short and stubby
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 09:46:04 PM »
Dude has Derek Anthony potential.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 11:21:44 PM »
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2013, 11:22:20 PM »
Camel toe of peace.  ::)
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2013, 11:41:52 PM »
Dude probably gets more tail then all of Getbig combined...
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 11:46:11 PM »
Guy has a great build still a tool tho
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2013, 11:57:05 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on December 03, 2013, 11:41:52 PM
Dude probably gets more tail then all of Getbig combined...
http://thedirty.com/2010/08/he-was-cheating-the-whole-time-we-were-together/
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.

He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear.

But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money.

I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills.

Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away! Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.


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http://thedirty.com/2013/08/joey-swoll-loves-his-steroids/
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like it’s my obligation and duty to inform people that this juice monkey I’m about to mention has been praying on people’s bodily insecurities for some time now. He goes by the name Joey Swoll but his real name is Tristan Joseph, this guy is pathetic, and I’m sick and tired of instagram being run by juice monkeys like him, and parasites like his GF (Randi Kennedy), who only knows one word in the dictionary… and that’s “BOOM” it’s getting quite annoying, it’s time this guy got called out for the freak he truly is.

TRISTAN AKA MR SWOLL used to do gay porn, but he does a really good job of masking his homosexuality by dating chicks with gnarly man bodies (Randi Kennedy) who are pathetic enough to fall for his sh*t. I used to be friends with Randi until she thought she was too good to be friends, she thinks she’s famous cause she has 14k followers on IG, her dad looks like complete trailor trash and so does her mom, yet she thinks she deserves a crown or something for starving herself on the regular. SHREDZ ATHLETE SPONSORED?  Poor game play for SHREDZ supporting losers like this guy, that’ll hurt your marketing in the long run.

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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2013, 11:57:08 PM »
Quote from: bebop396 on December 03, 2013, 11:41:52 PM
Dude probably gets more tail then all of Getbig combined...
"probably"?  girls have actually cried over wanting to fuck this dude. I'd like to say it's unbelievable, but he's a good looking dude with a great body.  you could definitely do worse.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 12:02:29 AM »
Quote from: Lobstah on December 03, 2013, 11:57:08 PM
"probably"?  girls have actually cried over wanting to fuck this dude. I'd like to say it's unbelievable, but he's a good looking dude with a great body.  you could definitely do worse.

I am not a fan of absolutes...Yeah I do not know anything about this guy, but the guy has game just from looking at that pic....
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2013, 12:38:00 AM »
Quote from: Pete Nice on December 03, 2013, 09:37:28 PM
Wonder if this guy knows he is viewed as the biggest douche at the gym.

You can stop wondering.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2013, 02:51:29 AM »
Quote from: POB on December 03, 2013, 09:41:30 PM
So glad I don't live on the east coast every ones short and has no sense of style. To his credit his upper body looks great legs look short and stubby

Quoted for the truth about east coast people
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2013, 03:29:29 AM »
Who is he? Is it a Jersey Shore douche?
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 03:49:00 AM »
Does he buy caps way too big for his head on purpose or is he related to Chaos somehow?
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2013, 04:19:59 AM »
Quote from: Lobstah on December 03, 2013, 11:57:08 PM
"probably"?  girls have actually cried over wanting to fuck this dude. I'd like to say it's unbelievable, but he's a good looking dude with a great body.  you could definitely do worse.
I can see some very insecure women doing that....
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2013, 04:23:15 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on December 04, 2013, 03:29:29 AM
Who is he? Is it a Jersey Shore douche?
I have never heard of him till now
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2013, 04:26:32 AM »
Quote from: booty on December 04, 2013, 04:23:15 AM
I have never heard of him till now
He was on here. Arguing awhile back. He may be a douche, but he has a great physique. And it seems women like the face and physique combo.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2013, 04:26:49 AM »
He posted here for a bit. He struggled.
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Re: LOL Joey Swoll means business when he goes to the Gym
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2013, 04:29:02 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on December 04, 2013, 04:26:49 AM
He posted here for a bit. He struggled.
Like Phil would with the 200s?
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