Dude probably gets more tail then all of Getbig combined...
http://thedirty.com/2010/08/he-was-cheating-the-whole-time-we-were-together/THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.
He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear.
But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills.
Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away! Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
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http://thedirty.com/2013/08/joey-swoll-loves-his-steroids/THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like it’s my obligation and duty to inform people that this juice monkey I’m about to mention has been praying on people’s bodily insecurities for some time now. He goes by the name Joey Swoll but his real name is Tristan Joseph, this guy is pathetic, and I’m sick and tired of instagram being run by juice monkeys like him, and parasites like his GF (Randi Kennedy), who only knows one word in the dictionary… and that’s “BOOM” it’s getting quite annoying, it’s time this guy got called out for the freak he truly is.
TRISTAN AKA MR SWOLL used to do gay porn, but he does a really good job of masking his homosexuality by dating chicks with gnarly man bodies (Randi Kennedy) who are pathetic enough to fall for his sh*t. I used to be friends with Randi until she thought she was too good to be friends, she thinks she’s famous cause she has 14k followers on IG, her dad looks like complete trailor trash and so does her mom, yet she thinks she deserves a crown or something for starving herself on the regular. SHREDZ ATHLETE SPONSORED? Poor game play for SHREDZ supporting losers like this guy, that’ll hurt your marketing in the long run.