A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons.
She notices tampons stacked on a table in a far corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just couldn't believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Yes, five for a dollar." She said, "That can't be right!"
Clerk says, "See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."
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(I once had to go to the doctor (the day after the night before), to get help to get one out, because I'd lost or couldn't find the string...